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| Author: | alphaecho [ Wed Feb 11, 2009 5:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Valentines Day Openers |
For those of us sarging on Valentines day, what do you think would be a good opener? |
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| Author: | Solomon II [ Wed Feb 11, 2009 6:08 pm ] |
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"Holy fucking shit it's valentines day, your place or mine?" |
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| Author: | Stormy [ Wed Feb 11, 2009 7:45 pm ] |
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I'm going to have a big bag of candy hearts, and I'm going to walk through the French Quarter and toss them to every single girl I see. Every single one. |
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| Author: | eliec [ Wed Feb 11, 2009 8:01 pm ] |
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^ We got it stormy, now i'm expecting pics before i believe you mate :p "Hey, would you buy me flowers?" |
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| Author: | dilequeno [ Wed Feb 11, 2009 9:19 pm ] |
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"so, where's my present?" HB: i have a boyfriend "so, where's your boyfriend?" |
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| Author: | chillaxx [ Thu Feb 12, 2009 10:42 pm ] |
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"How many cards did you get this morning?" CHLLXX |
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| Author: | Musterion [ Fri Feb 13, 2009 7:04 pm ] |
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"Shall we exchange gifts/cards now or later?" or "Shall we exchange gifts/cards here/at your place or my place?" |
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| Author: | reverendbojangles [ Fri Feb 13, 2009 7:26 pm ] |
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this one is really cheesy and old but it worked for me yesterday.... HB7 (holding flowers, box of chocolates etc...) you: "aww you shouldn't have." HB: "shouldn't have what?" you: "bought me (xwhatever shes holding) or you could go with a different one I tried which I like better. make a home made valentines day card in the shape of a heart with the word CUNT in big black letters on it and give it to someone. it worked out for me she thought it was funny. |
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| Author: | Messerschmitt [ Fri Feb 13, 2009 9:42 pm ] |
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Haha dude that second one cracked me up somethin' shockin! I'll definitely try that one out! |
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