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Author:  villain [ Sun Jun 10, 2007 3:56 pm ]
Post subject:  Paris Hilton Opener...

This is a variant on the opinion opener, and because it has a bit of relevance with the whole Paris Hilton debacle. It's been field tested, but feel free to modify it... it is a work in progress so far....

Villain: Hi, I was wondering if i could get a quick opinion on something...

HB: Sure...

Villain: My friend is saying that Paris shouldn't go to jail... because alot of 'ordinary' people get away with losing their license, and get to do community service as a result... I think she she should go to jail...

HB: OMG, i hate/love Paris...

I don't know why, but it seems to be a pretty hot topic, to start a conversation...

what do you think?

Author:  Towels [ Tue Jun 19, 2007 5:31 am ]
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Meh, hot topic. You don't seem too interesting of a guy if your debating over Paris Hilton with your friends

Author:  Methuselah [ Tue Jun 19, 2007 12:53 pm ]
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I 2nd that.

Author:  SenorSuave [ Tue Jun 19, 2007 3:35 pm ]
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I third that. Never talk about Paris Hilton as an opener, MAN LAW! 8)

Author:  Divinitymagic [ Tue Jun 19, 2007 9:31 pm ]
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Paris who??... lol. Hey! Good neg!... "You remind me a bit of Paris Hilton" HAHAHA!!! I wanna see that shit!

Back in the day of online chat rooms i used to use "HANSON SUCK" as an opener.... hehe.

Author:  jere1231 [ Wed Jun 20, 2007 2:41 pm ]
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lol divinity HANSON SUCKS!? BLASPHEMY...god how easy was it when online chat rooms just started and it wasnt all creepers to close in there 8)

Author:  Methuselah [ Wed Jun 20, 2007 3:50 pm ]
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"Excuse me ladies, can I get your opinion on something?"

"Sure, What?"

"What do you think sounds better when refering to Paris Hilton:

A) A filthy rich sloppy brainless cuntrag?

or

B) A trashy shit-festering trailer park shitbox."

Author:  narcist [ Wed Jun 20, 2007 4:37 pm ]
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Meth I think thats a little to harsh, girls are not big fans of profanity, hahahah, CUNTRAG! thats hilarious

Author:  Methuselah [ Wed Jun 20, 2007 4:55 pm ]
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yeah that was entertainment purposes only, do not try at home.

Author:  villain [ Thu Jun 21, 2007 1:04 am ]
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Quote:
"Excuse me ladies, can I get your opinion on something?"

"Sure, What?"

"What do you think sounds better when refering to Paris Hilton:

A) A filthy rich sloppy brainless cuntrag?

or

B) A trashy shit-festering trailer park shitbox."
Well, i'm gonna try this one out next time... purely for entertainment value, and to get rid of approach anxiety. If i manage to get away with it... i'll post up a field report. I don't think i've crashed and burned enough, to evolve my game to another level...

Wish me luck :lol:

Author:  swisha [ Sat Jul 28, 2007 9:50 pm ]
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PUA:Hey can I ask a quick favour?
HB: Sure
PUA:OK, my mother in law is coming over to stay next weekend, but we
really don't have enough space in our house, can she stay with you?


it's all about crash and burn!

Author:  Apollo [ Mon Jul 30, 2007 2:20 pm ]
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Awesome Swisha! I might have to try that one. You could even follow that up with a neg "You seem to have a harsh personality, I am sure you two would get along great!"

Author:  Kardinal [ Mon Jul 30, 2007 5:30 pm ]
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yeh but your mother in law implies ur married, not a good way to start!

Author:  Rythms [ Mon Jul 30, 2007 6:12 pm ]
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Quote:
yeh but your mother in law implies ur married, not a good way to start!
Yea you should say my grandma instead haha!

Author:  kannon [ Mon Jul 30, 2007 6:20 pm ]
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LMAO CUNTRAG!!!! legend

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