PUA Forum :: Whats the most dangerous or funny opener you've done.

I just thought it would be funny is everyone shared the most unusual, dangerous or funny openers they've accualy done, and if they worked or not.

heres mine:
I was sitting on a bus on my own listening to my ipod. A HB7.5 comes and sits behind me and a scummy 17ish yr old sits behind us on the other side of the bus and starts playing some shitty death metal on his phone, loud enough so that I could hear it over my ipod. I look at him in duscust and so does the HB7.5. A few minuites latter his music which was basicly just the words Fuck and Whore being screamed repeatedly was still blasting through the bus, I turn around, make eye contact with the HB7.5 then we both look at the guy in discust again, so I opened her by saying (loudly enough so the guy could hear it) "do you want to listen to some good music instead of that shit?". I had a slight smile on my face and did the left eye look so she didnt think I was a total asshole. She instantly had a huge grin on her face and came and sat next to me so we could share the earphones. The look on that guys face was priceless. I ended up # and K closing her, but didnt take it any further.

Author:	Blingy [ Wed Jan 28, 2009 2:21 pm ]
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I just thought it would be funny is everyone shared the most unusual, dangerous or funny openers they've accualy done, and if they worked or not. heres mine: I was sitting on a bus on my own listening to my ipod. A HB7.5 comes and sits behind me and a scummy 17ish yr old sits behind us on the other side of the bus and starts playing some shitty death metal on his phone, loud enough so that I could hear it over my ipod. I look at him in duscust and so does the HB7.5. A few minuites latter his music which was basicly just the words Fuck and Whore being screamed repeatedly was still blasting through the bus, I turn around, make eye contact with the HB7.5 then we both look at the guy in discust again, so I opened her by saying (loudly enough so the guy could hear it) "do you want to listen to some good music instead of that shit?". I had a slight smile on my face and did the left eye look so she didnt think I was a total asshole. She instantly had a huge grin on her face and came and sat next to me so we could share the earphones. The look on that guys face was priceless. I ended up # and K closing her, but didnt take it any further.

Author:	JSmooth [ Wed Jan 28, 2009 4:02 pm ]
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Back when I first started going out on a regular basis I pulled off a pretty ballsy opener. I see this two set across the room in a club. I can't really remember HB rating whatever. This blonde had some big breasts and that gave me an idea. So I break with the approach at an angle bullshit and just walk right at her. I'm staring at her chest walking up to her the whole time. Finally, I get to about 3 feet away and say, "You have pretty eyes." (still obviously staring down at her chest) Then I look into her eyes and say, "That's probably what most guys would do. Here is what I'll do...I'm Jon and you have lovely breasts. Nice to meet you." Somehow I didn't get smacked and I got a # out of it.

Author:	cn_bn [ Thu Jan 29, 2009 5:17 pm ]
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Quote: I just thought it would be funny is everyone shared the most unusual, dangerous or funny openers they've accualy done, and if they worked or not. heres mine: I was sitting on a bus on my own listening to my ipod. A HB7.5 comes and sits behind me and a scummy 17ish yr old sits behind us on the other side of the bus and starts playing some shitty death metal on his phone, loud enough so that I could hear it over my ipod. I look at him in duscust and so does the HB7.5. A few minuites latter his music which was basicly just the words Fuck and Whore being screamed repeatedly was still blasting through the bus, I turn around, make eye contact with the HB7.5 then we both look at the guy in discust again, so I opened her by saying (loudly enough so the guy could hear it) "do you want to listen to some good music instead of that shit?". I had a slight smile on my face and did the left eye look so she didnt think I was a total asshole. She instantly had a huge grin on her face and came and sat next to me so we could share the earphones. The look on that guys face was priceless. I ended up # and K closing her, but didnt take it any further. Left eye look? Is the one used in The Game? What is it for?

Author:	the_prize [ Fri Jan 30, 2009 11:29 pm ]
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yeah i wanna know about the left eye thing aswell

Author:	KristallNachte [ Sat Jan 31, 2009 2:27 am ]
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Quote: I'm staring at her chest walking up to her the whole time. Finally, I get to about 3 feet away and say, "You have pretty eyes." (still obviously staring down at her chest) Then I look into her eyes and say, "That's probably what most guys would do. Here is what I'll do...I'm Jon and you have lovely breasts. Nice to meet you." Impressive. How did she respond to that right away?

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Author:	JSmooth [ Sat Jan 31, 2009 3:34 am ]
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Quote: Quote: I'm staring at her chest walking up to her the whole time. Finally, I get to about 3 feet away and say, "You have pretty eyes." (still obviously staring down at her chest) Then I look into her eyes and say, "That's probably what most guys would do. Here is what I'll do...I'm Jon and you have lovely breasts. Nice to meet you." Impressive. How did she respond to that right away? Obviously, a little weirded at out at first when I started talking to her. She smiled by the time I finished. Then I remember us talking about how many guys have such a problem with staringat women's chests. It was fun!

Author:	Ryantherhino [ Sat Jan 31, 2009 4:12 am ]
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Yep ive used that one a few times, usually if the girl is purposly showing off allot of skin ill take the opportunity. -A little cross with jesus hanging down between a couple of ddddddddd's, "gives a whole new meaning to crusifixtion" or somthing like that (years ago) puzzzled look on her face "what?" move the hand real slow and tapped on jesus. (slow so if i could tell she wasn't cool with it i could just point)

Author:	eliec [ Sat Jan 31, 2009 1:19 pm ]
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You want dangerous? Try this one: I saw 3 girls and 1 guy in a club and approached them. The guy turns around, and it just happens to be the one i had badly beaten in a submission championship not two days earlier. So anyway he's showing off to one of the girls, when I butt in and say "why dont you show her the bruise i gave you yesterday?" Then i explained what happened to the girls while he looked about to bite my head off (which he probably could have, i only beat him cuz he got winded near the end)

Author:	wiseshoot [ Sat Jan 31, 2009 2:48 pm ]
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I was at a street party festival called Carribanna 2years ago here in Toronto. There was a HB 9 thick booty, we started dancing. I had picked up her right leg and held on to the thigh while basically dry humping her on the back of a railing, then lost my balance and dropped her on her ass. I couldn't stop laughing and ran away because it was so funny and honestly didn't want to be kicked by her strong ass legs. Started grind dancing on 3 other hbs, shortly and then saw the HB9 that I had dropped earlier. I went up to her and said hey you forgot to give me your number. We started laughing together about what had happened, and she told me that I made her feel so embarrassed. We didn't connect sexually after that, basically became good friends out of that stupid situation. I see her at clubs, and she still calls every so often but thats it.

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