Okay, here are two brand new openers I just thought of which actually go a bit further than just opening. Probably more appropriate to call them "procedures" as they consist of openers, hooks, value demonstration, disqualifiers & #-close in 1 of them. As a result they're quite lengthy, hope you don't mind. Please give me honest feedback and provide suggestions for improvement as I'll be field-testing them very soon. Thanks guys.
Note: the color difference (orange/blue) demonstrates different responses/scenario's
DAY OPENER:
You: Hi, I’m getting a bit lost here. You girls seem really friendly so I figured I'd come & ask you for some help
Her: Sure! Where do you need to get to?
You: Well, I’m trying to find a shortcut/express way to get to... your heart *Smirk*
Her: blah blah you're so cheesy etc.
You: And by heart I mean pants... na jk
Her: blah blah *Maybe get a laugh out of it*
You: No, seriously, is there any way to get there without too much effort & too many road-blocks? Cus you see I’m a bit lazy to take the main route
*if she gets excited/cutesy go for the neg*
You: wow wow, ease up girl/s, I said I wanted to know how to get there. I haven’t decided whether it’s worth going or not. But I think I’ll be able to come to a decision more easily with some time and a cup of coffee. I gotta run now, my friend's waiting over there, but why don't you put your number in here *Hand over your phone* and we can catch up after you’re done retail-therapying through whatever it is that you’re trying to retail-therary through?
*if she shit-tests e.g. “there’s no easy route!” Or “you have to put in the effort!” etc. then*
You: Really? Damn, if only I owned a helicopter huh? I mean it’s not that I don’t wanna put in the effort, I just need to know whether the destination is worth all the hassle or not, you know? In my personal experience, a lot of the times it is not. But tell you what, I’m sure I’ll be able to find out with some time and a cup of coffee. I gotta run now, my friend's waiting over there, but why don't you put your number in here *Hand over your phone* and we can catch up after you’re done retail-therapying through whatever it is that you’re trying to retail-therary through?
NIGHT OPENER:
You: Did you know that you’re the 2nd most irresistable person in this place?
Her: Blah blah
You: Mmm… curious to know who snapped up the gold medal?
*If she already asks this question then leave it out*
*Clears throat and look smug*
*If you want can also say the following w/ a cheesy smile*
You’re looking at him, sweetheart
Her: Blah blah
*good sign if she laughs/smiles*
You: You know what this means right?
Her: What’s that?
You: If you and I were an item, we’d give Brad-gelina & Dave-toria some
serious self-esteem issues
Her: Blah blah
* if she laughs/smiles then say this w/ a twinkle in your eyes*
You: But fortunately, they’re safe for now as I don’t date self-absorbed women
*if she shit-tests w/ eg “well too bad we’re not huh” or “I doubt it” then say this also w/ a twinkle in your eyes*
You: Hey, I’m willing to get off my high-horse and give it a try. I mean admittedly I’m taking a huge risk here; for all I know you could turn out to be some hysterical chic with enough emotional baggage to fill a jumbo-jet and a split personality disorder, but I think it’s worth putting up with if we get to see some man-tears from the Brad and the Dave. Unless you have some self-esteem issues yourself and don’t think you’re good enough, do you?
Her: I’m not self-absorbed / What makes you think I’m self-absorbed?
Her: No, I don’t have self-esteem issues!
You: Well, you did admit that you were the 2nd most irresistible person in this place. And there are a lot of gorgeous women here.
You: Well that’s good, but how much emotional baggage do you have? I need to know so I can prep myself.
*you've got her in a qualifying state so just keep it up to create attraction or branch out to whatever's next it's up to you*
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