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| Author: | high school pua [ Mon Oct 13, 2008 1:20 am ] |
| Post subject: | What are some funny openers? |
Post any funny openers you have that'll get the group/girl laughing immediately. |
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| Author: | momentrising [ Mon Oct 13, 2008 7:18 am ] |
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Hey, you know what's funny? *Evil grin and look at them straight in the eyes as if you realised something funny about them or something else.* Say the word funny real fast. Then proceed with C&F. Voila, that's how you make the funny. |
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| Author: | Weasley [ Wed Oct 22, 2008 5:19 am ] |
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PUA: I heard an interesting statistic yesterday. Apparently 93% of girl masturbate in the shower. The other 7% sing. Do you know what they sing? HB: No, what? PUA: Oh, I guess you're part of the 93%* *Not mine originally but still awesome! |
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| Author: | PeteNana15 [ Fri Oct 24, 2008 9:59 pm ] |
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my favorite that has gotten me some good success over the last couple nights... I opened about 5 sets with this opener last wednesday and had success with 4 Pua: Me and my buddies are having a little dispute, who do you think would win in a fight, captain crunch or the monopoly man? Hb blah blah Pua: (neg her on her choice) then into any routine I got it from this board somewhere but dont know who to give credit |
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| Author: | -Achilles [ Sat Oct 25, 2008 5:52 pm ] |
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Quote: my favorite that has gotten me some good success over the last couple nights... I opened about 5 sets with this opener last wednesday and had success with 4
LOL.. those are my favorite openers.. they have absolutely nothing to do with the situationPua: Me and my buddies are having a little dispute, who do you think would win in a fight, captain crunch or the monopoly man? Hb blah blah Pua: (neg her on her choice) then into any routine I got it from this board somewhere but dont know who to give credit the other day a friend of mine told me one he used once, it goes like this (in a nightclub /bar) "excuse me, could you tell me were the hell is the guy selling popcorn/the newspaper in here??" he wasn't very succesful (with some he was) but was way too funny to listen.. |
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