PUA: "Oh my god"
Girl: *looks confused, but will certainly stop*
PUA to Wing: "Who does she look like?"
Wing: *look her up and down with an inquisitive face then wide eyed expression* "Oh my god, Kara Lawson!"
Girl: *still confused or getting a bit creeped out*
PUA: "Oh, sorry, it's just, you look just like someone I once knew called Kara Lawson. I can only stay for a minute because I've got to rejoin my friends, but back in junior high there was this girl I was totally head over heels for called Kara Lawson. We went to the junior prom together and all my friends had decided that we would book hotel rooms for us and our dates. We danced all night and then went up to the room and were sitting outside on the patio. She told me all about herself and how she had lost her mother in a car crash a few years ago, and how it had affected her. It was a long time ago, but I still remember her on my lap outside and I felt a small tear run down my face an that was the first time (pause) that I felt love for a girl and didn't need to sleep with her. Kara Lawson, and you look *exactly* like her. So I don't care what your name is I'm going to call you Kara for the rest of the night."