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Author:  Enigma87 [ Thu Mar 08, 2007 7:04 pm ]
Post subject:  how about this for a funny story
k jus to clarify it never happened to me, was passed on an i believe its really funny.

a virgins worst nightmare

girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night

and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a

big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that

after dinner, she would like to go out and make love

for the first time.



Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex

before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get

some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and

the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and

sex.



At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many

condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family

pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he

thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.



That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents

house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm

so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"



The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table

where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly

offers to say grace and bows his head.


A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,

with his head down.





10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.





Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the

girlfriend leans over and whispers to the

boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."














The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your

father was a pharmacist."


hahaha made me laugh!!
Author:  MindFucker [ Thu Mar 08, 2007 9:02 pm ]
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Author:  jacked [ Fri Mar 09, 2007 12:18 am ]
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Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! down right hilarious
Author:  imaguy77 [ Fri Apr 06, 2007 10:21 pm ]
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do you think you could actually use this on a girl as a story? like, you say this was an experience your friend had. and then, when she calls bullshit, what could you say?
Author:  osiris [ Sat Apr 07, 2007 1:58 am ]
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Absolutely hilarious. If the girl calls bullshit just brush it off and ask her if she found it funny
Author:  Smile4now [ Sat Apr 07, 2007 7:33 pm ]
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HAHA! It works, Ive tried similar jokes, but you have to know that the girl ure talking to isnt the EOUUU! yelling type^^
Author:  Nightsong [ Sun May 23, 2010 10:56 pm ]
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I was eating cashew nuts when reading this.. Somehow they all got blown out. HAHA good one! Gotta pass this on to a lady :D
Author:  Rex Pierce [ Sun May 23, 2010 11:20 pm ]
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this joke is so romanian, but it's funny
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