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| Author: | Ohboyotellama [ Mon Mar 10, 2008 10:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Joke opener.... |
I used this as a opener last weekend it worked out fine in the end I think the main thing you want to do when looking at this one is watch the tonality in your voice and make sure you smile! I was drinking a mixed drink and opening a mixed set when I used this one (told one of the guys he shouldn't be drinking beer) Harvard scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoeostrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a 1-hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects: 1.) Gained weight 2.) Talked excessively without making sense 3.) Became overly emotional 4.) Couldn't drive 5.) Failed to think rationally 6.) Argued over nothing 7.) Had to sit down while urinating 8.) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong |
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