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Author:  Stenic1 [ Thu Aug 21, 2014 2:44 pm ]
Post subject:  Funny opener i used

Hi Guys,

Been at this a while on my lonesome as none of my mates are that into it unless i open the sets etc.
Anyways the other night sitting in a bar and 2 beautiful girls were sitting at a table. Myself and my mate were sitting on couches with 2 seats spare. One girl left for the bathroom and the other left so i seized my chance. I walked over and sat down to then be asked 'excuse me thats my friends chair can you get up.' She was extremely stern and vocal so my reply was simple 'my apologies i was just wondering if this chair was comfier than the couches me and my friend are on, basically trying to determine if you had a valid reason to not come and join us?' she started laughing and hit me with well that was extremely smooth and of course i'll join. i sat on the couch opposite my friend so she only had one option and on her friend returned she sat down to... we both got the numbers and i kiss closed. Happy days.

Any criticism is welcomed guys it wasnt as smooth as i would have liked but it was basically a tester.

thanks

Author:  breedlove465 [ Thu Aug 21, 2014 3:10 pm ]
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It's pretty funny. I like it.


I don't like the "apologies" part of it, but other than that clever.

Author:  Stenic1 [ Thu Aug 21, 2014 11:27 pm ]
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Thanks dude,

I said the my apologies bit in a kind of startled way as if i didnt see her.
It worked pretty well. Also told her she had a beautiful smill with a slight over bite. Worked a treat lol

Author:  Rebooting [ Mon Aug 25, 2014 3:01 pm ]
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Love it! Ballsy and smooth at the same time! Good one!

Author:  Stenic1 [ Tue Aug 26, 2014 10:29 am ]
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Thanks Bounce07, thats the approach i was hoping for jst something different i tried it at the weekend and it worked a treat once again.

Author:  Dragula [ Tue Aug 26, 2014 10:39 am ]
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Situational openers are the best for obvious reasons. It's not a line and it's relevant to the situation

If you watch romantic comedies you will see that the open is always unique and memorable for the girl's POV

Some examples of my own:

There were 2 girls looking bored , both texting on their phones. I told them that they are both lazy as fuck and should just talk instead of texting one another

Also

I approached a 2 set, one girl was black and the other white and I told them that they looked like twin sisters.

I wish I could make every approach like this but pretty hard to do it till you're in the moment

Author:  Stenic1 [ Tue Aug 26, 2014 12:17 pm ]
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Definitely,

Situational openers are the best... mostly i find its just having the confidence to actually say what your thinking. The more you do it the easier it is obviously. Although i did open a group of 8 girls on saturday and the target shot me down because i was younger, what age are you? she was 30 im 22 so she shot me down for that even though i did say i was a professional and much more mature for my age etc... dnt think it helped i was rather drunk lol.

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