PUA Forum :: Funny Bar Opener

I tried this one a few times over the last week, its from the Annihilation Method. Walk up to a girl and start a conversation with her. you have to keep your cool and avoid letting the "what the hell is going on" look she will be giving you get to you.

ME: Hey, how have you been?
HB: good how about you? (doesnt want to seem like a bitch for not remembering you:
ME: great!, I havent seen you since senior year of high school (hopefully she made it that far). You took my shirt, the really cool shirt with the hart on it (NLP there), red with white letters ME, then right below me (some more NLP) was a black heart
just play along for as long as you can till it starts to show that you didnt go to school together then be like...
ME: your not melissa. oops, lol

then do whatever you want from there

B-Sweet

Author:	slipnslide [ Tue Feb 26, 2008 5:40 pm ]
Post subject:	Funny Bar Opener
I don't know if you guys ever done this ... but it works out every time and is really funny.. I usually do it at a bar where a girl is getting a drink by the dance floor... all you do is put your index finger on top of the middle of her head pointing down... she'll automatically spin around to see who it is ( It looks like a Ballerina with the finger on top of her head) Than say something like whoa... we just met and your tryin to dance with me already hah .. try it out let me know how it goes

Author:	Smooth Ken [ Wed Feb 27, 2008 5:35 am ]
Post subject:
THIS SOUNDS LIKE IT WOULD WORK GREAT...ILL HAVE TO TRY IT...WHAT I HAVE BEEN DOING RECENTLY IS WHEN I SEE A GIRL BY THE BAR ABOUT TO GET A DRINK...I SAY "IT LOOKS LIKE YOU COULD USE A DRINK" SHE REPLIES WITH "YES" I THEN SAY "STAY RIGHT HERE ILL GO FIND A DESPERATE GUY FOR YOU" THEN TURN AWAY TO LOOK FOR ONE...SHE LAUGHS THEN PULLS ME BACK AND MOST OF THE TIME THE BITCH SHIELD IS DROPPED.

Author:	slipnslide [ Wed Feb 27, 2008 6:08 am ]
Post subject:
ha touche I like that opener as well... anyone have some other good bar openers?

Author:	Tatty [ Thu Mar 06, 2008 12:21 am ]
Post subject:
ken i fucking love that opener ne others ur willing to share??

Author:	Smooth Ken [ Thu Mar 06, 2008 5:31 am ]
Post subject:
Ive only tried this one once but it got me the 2 hottest hb's in the room...i walked up to the hb9's and started dancing with them...they turned away and i just said with a straight face "are you 2 lesbian"...they were like yes we are...i said "well thats ok cuz i am gay" and shook my ass on them...they put the bitch shield down and i was dancing inbetween them for the next 20 mins...i didnt get a number from them but it gave me some dhv and i got an hb8's number later in the night...im def going to use it again when the time is right.

PUA Forum https://pick-up-artist-forum.com/

Funny Bar Opener https://pick-up-artist-forum.com/viewtopic.php?f=51&t=17634	Page 1 of 1

Author:	Caine [ Thu Mar 06, 2008 9:04 pm ]
Post subject:
U can also use this one: pua: would u like to accept a drink from a complete stranger? hb: yeah, why not pua: me 2, u go first hb: haha... And i ended up with a drink first. It works well. Real funny

Author:	Smooth Ken [ Fri Mar 07, 2008 3:50 am ]
Post subject:
Nice...ill have to use that sometime.

Author:	sweetw1982 [ Mon Mar 10, 2008 12:44 am ]
Post subject:
I tried this one a few times over the last week, its from the Annihilation Method. Walk up to a girl and start a conversation with her. you have to keep your cool and avoid letting the "what the hell is going on" look she will be giving you get to you. ME: Hey, how have you been? HB: good how about you? (doesnt want to seem like a bitch for not remembering you: ME: great!, I havent seen you since senior year of high school (hopefully she made it that far). You took my shirt, the really cool shirt with the hart on it (NLP there), red with white letters ME, then right below me (some more NLP) was a black heart just play along for as long as you can till it starts to show that you didnt go to school together then be like... ME: your not melissa. oops, lol then do whatever you want from there B-Sweet

Author:	T8SIG92 [ Mon Mar 10, 2008 3:26 am ]
Post subject:
Quote: I tried this one a few times over the last week, its from the Annihilation Method. Walk up to a girl and start a conversation with her. you have to keep your cool and avoid letting the "what the hell is going on" look she will be giving you get to you. ME: Hey, how have you been? HB: good how about you? (doesnt want to seem like a bitch for not remembering you: ME: great!, I havent seen you since senior year of high school (hopefully she made it that far). You took my shirt, the really cool shirt with the hart on it (NLP there), red with white letters ME, then right below me (some more NLP) was a black heart just play along for as long as you can till it starts to show that you didnt go to school together then be like... ME: your not melissa. oops, lol then do whatever you want from there B-Sweet lol i dont know about that one...have u field tested it yet?

Author:	Wing [ Mon Mar 10, 2008 7:43 pm ]
Post subject:
very nice, i will try them tomorrow^^ the opening with the finger on the top sounds very cool, also you can join this one after it .... pua: ....and you even dance with me her: (laughs) .... pua: you know what? her: no, what? pua: 95 % of all women masturbate during they take a shower, the other 5% sing, and you know what they sing? her: No, what? (already excited) pua: so, you are one of the 95% her: (laughing) i think this is also a good way to open in a funny way. this shows her that you are a funny and likely person. so the talk wouldn´t be boring

Author:	sweetw1982 [ Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:21 pm ]
Post subject:
DTM, I have field tested it, 4 of 5 opened with it just fine. the first one i kinda screwed it up. its quite relaxing while the conversation is going, it has to be otherwise she wont feel as if you know her, once the tension builds at the point where you realize she isnt the person you know, you have to brush that off and say oh well, i let that tension go, fumbled with my words and got blown outta set, the next 4 of 4 went fine. B-SWEET

Author:	Wing [ Mon Mar 10, 2008 10:09 pm ]
Post subject:
i thought about it again, the opening with the "dancing", i also sounds good, but you need you think: 1. when you do this, you come from the back, this is most times not the best way (mystery methode ) 2. you may get a girl who is very carefully with her hair, so if you touch her hair, she might gets pissed off and the talk is over bevor it begans. i just wanted to add this

Author:	newman301 [ Thu Mar 13, 2008 3:52 pm ]
Post subject:
I just walked up to these two girls last Saturday at a bar and I tapped the one really hot girl on the shoulder and said, ME: "Hey, are you by any chance as white as me and really suck at dancing?" HER: "YES, actually!!" ME: "Wanna go dance then?" HER: "NO!!!!" (but with a huge smile on her face because I was laughing at her response too) It was a great opener because I ended up talking to her all night, but when I finally tried to get her number she said that she was in a relationship with a guy with my name (I won't reveal my real name here). I believed her, so I just said: Ah he's a lucky guy then, nice meeting you. That was only my first night out trying to pickup girls (I just got out of a 7 year relationship), so I didn't get any numbers, but I did manage to strike up 4 conversations with 4 really hot girls. I'm still learning.

Author:	T8SIG92 [ Thu Mar 13, 2008 9:44 pm ]
Post subject:
wow....7 years??? what happened?!

Page 1 of 1	All times are UTC
Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group http://www.phpbb.com/

Author:	JuanBond [ Fri Mar 14, 2008 8:42 am ]
Post subject:	Make sure...
I like the opener, but I think you should be sure that have demonstrated high value and social proof when you walk in. See the way I see it, if you don't, then you're just some weird guy touching girls on the head. Please, if anyone sees a flaw in what I say, please correct me. I'm new to this and I would rather look like and idiot early on then later.