PUA Forum :: A few untested openers

Hey guys. I've been thinking of a few openers of my own, that I haven't tested yet (and I may not test some of them ever). If anyone wants to try, you're free to go, but tell me how it went.

The first one I think is the best. It's funny and a little bit cocky, but very quick and doesn't require much involvement from her, so you have to be ready to move on to the next routine.
The sensitive man
PUA: Hey, do you guys like sensitive men, who are able to express their feelings, and even drop a tear every once in a while?
HB: Yes, of course (they always try to convince us they are looking for a nice guy, when we already know it's not true)
PUA: Great! cause I'm getting a tattoo on the ribs and I've heard it hurts like hell, I might cry like a girl

This one is a little bit cheesy and long, but it shows you know some interesting facts (as it's actually based in a real hipothesis), and althought it's a little bit geeky, thanks to the big bang theory, that might be a plus nowadays

The black hole
PUA: Did you know that is technically possible to travel in time? Bad news is that you can only go forwards, you couldn't go back (this SPAM will make a point later).
You know what a black hole is? it's a celestial object with such a great power of attraction that it attracts light itself (you can get even geekier and explain that light usually behaves as an electromagnetic wave, but sometimes it behaves as a particle)
Well, if you could get close enogh to a black hole to be affected by its gravitational force, but not enough to be sucked by it, while in your spaceship it could be a few minutes, outside in the Earth, it could have been years.
At this point you may be wondering why I am telling you all this. The thing is that when I walked by you, I felt such an attraction that I think I've lost a couple of hours of my time, and I want you to give them back to me. Fancy a coffee? (or whatever other end line you choose)

Another geeky one (based on a Durex add):
The space-time paradox
PUA: Do you know what a space-time paradox is? I'll use an example to explain it to you. If we were going to sleep tonight at the same time, and you were in your bed and I was in mine, one of us would be in the wrong place

The next one I would never use it, but I smile every time I think about it

The spy
PUA: Excuse me, miss, why are you following me?
HB: What? I'm not... (interrupt her)
PUA: Does the agency send you? tell them I had nothing to do with the Teheran incident, the israelians messed up again.
HB: You're crazy/what are you talking about?/Whatever...
PUA: are you sure you're not following me? Well, I believe you, you wouldn't make a good spy.
HB: Why not?
PUA: Cause as a spy, you want to go unnoticed, and a beautiful woman like you attracts all eyes around.

The Icebreaker
This is one of the very few occasions when I think you should try a direct approach. Let her see you coming.
Grab an ice cube from your empty glass and as soon as you're just in front of her, throw it to the ground. Say: "now that we broke the ice, what are you doing tomorrow night?"

The next one I read it somewhere (probably here), but I'd like you know if anyone has ever used it.
PUA: Would you sleep with me for $10.000?
HB: Yes/No/Whatever
PUA: Ok, because I like you, I can go down to $5.000 but not anymore. This (pointing at yourself) has a price.

So tell me, what do you think about it? I'll try to use some of them soon.

Author:	Assamita [ Fri Sep 06, 2013 6:28 pm ]
Post subject:	A few untested openers
Hey guys. I've been thinking of a few openers of my own, that I haven't tested yet (and I may not test some of them ever). If anyone wants to try, you're free to go, but tell me how it went. The first one I think is the best. It's funny and a little bit cocky, but very quick and doesn't require much involvement from her, so you have to be ready to move on to the next routine. The sensitive man PUA: Hey, do you guys like sensitive men, who are able to express their feelings, and even drop a tear every once in a while? HB: Yes, of course (they always try to convince us they are looking for a nice guy, when we already know it's not true) PUA: Great! cause I'm getting a tattoo on the ribs and I've heard it hurts like hell, I might cry like a girl This one is a little bit cheesy and long, but it shows you know some interesting facts (as it's actually based in a real hipothesis), and althought it's a little bit geeky, thanks to the big bang theory, that might be a plus nowadays The black hole PUA: Did you know that is technically possible to travel in time? Bad news is that you can only go forwards, you couldn't go back (this SPAM will make a point later). You know what a black hole is? it's a celestial object with such a great power of attraction that it attracts light itself (you can get even geekier and explain that light usually behaves as an electromagnetic wave, but sometimes it behaves as a particle) Well, if you could get close enogh to a black hole to be affected by its gravitational force, but not enough to be sucked by it, while in your spaceship it could be a few minutes, outside in the Earth, it could have been years. At this point you may be wondering why I am telling you all this. The thing is that when I walked by you, I felt such an attraction that I think I've lost a couple of hours of my time, and I want you to give them back to me. Fancy a coffee? (or whatever other end line you choose) Another geeky one (based on a Durex add): The space-time paradox PUA: Do you know what a space-time paradox is? I'll use an example to explain it to you. If we were going to sleep tonight at the same time, and you were in your bed and I was in mine, one of us would be in the wrong place The next one I would never use it, but I smile every time I think about it The spy PUA: Excuse me, miss, why are you following me? HB: What? I'm not... (interrupt her) PUA: Does the agency send you? tell them I had nothing to do with the Teheran incident, the israelians messed up again. HB: You're crazy/what are you talking about?/Whatever... PUA: are you sure you're not following me? Well, I believe you, you wouldn't make a good spy. HB: Why not? PUA: Cause as a spy, you want to go unnoticed, and a beautiful woman like you attracts all eyes around. The Icebreaker This is one of the very few occasions when I think you should try a direct approach. Let her see you coming. Grab an ice cube from your empty glass and as soon as you're just in front of her, throw it to the ground. Say: "now that we broke the ice, what are you doing tomorrow night?" The next one I read it somewhere (probably here), but I'd like you know if anyone has ever used it. PUA: Would you sleep with me for $10.000? HB: Yes/No/Whatever PUA: Ok, because I like you, I can go down to $5.000 but not anymore. This (pointing at yourself) has a price. So tell me, what do you think about it? I'll try to use some of them soon.

Author:	Dragula [ Fri Sep 06, 2013 6:33 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: A few untested openers
Not so sure about as an opener. but maybe after you have broken the ice.

Author:	Assamita [ Fri Sep 06, 2013 6:40 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: A few untested openers
About which one? all of them?

Author:	wingintyme [ Fri Sep 06, 2013 10:51 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: A few untested openers
No offense but none of it is going to be effective. In that middle stuff you are being too scientific. Maybe it will work after a star trek movie talking to the fattest girl there, if there is one fat enough. Your first one is kind of cute but they are most likely not going to get the joke on an opener. that's something you could save for the dying conversation and you are going to have a lot of convo's that die and die early. That blackhole thing is painful to read it's so awkward and dorky. women don't want to hear a long science fiction story as your opener unless they are a 4 and you are a 10. I'm not sure why you are wanting one of your opening lines to be "what are you doing tomorrow night" who cares what she's doing. You've only spoke one sentence to her after making the most retarded move ever in throwing something out of a cup in front of her.

Author:	wingintyme [ Fri Sep 06, 2013 10:51 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: A few untested openers
No offense but none of it is going to be effective. In that middle stuff you are being too scientific. Maybe it will work after a star trek movie talking to the fattest girl there, if there is one fat enough. Your first one is kind of cute but they are most likely not going to get the joke on an opener. that's something you could save for the dying conversation and you are going to have a lot of convo's that die and die early. That blackhole thing is painful to read it's so awkward and dorky. women don't want to hear a long science fiction story as your opener unless they are a 4 and you are a 10. I'm not sure why you are wanting one of your opening lines to be "what are you doing tomorrow night" who cares what she's doing. You've only spoke one sentence to her after making the most retarded move ever in throwing something out of a cup in front of her. I've never heard of those spy terms you are talking about. If they haven't either most likely it will turn them off

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Author:	zexphyrium [ Sat Sep 07, 2013 6:28 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: A few untested openers
Quote: Hey guys. I've been thinking of a few openers of my own, that I haven't tested yet (and I may not test some of them ever). If anyone wants to try, you're free to go, but tell me how it went. The first one I think is the best. It's funny and a little bit cocky, but very quick and doesn't require much involvement from her, so you have to be ready to move on to the next routine. The sensitive man PUA: Hey, do you guys like sensitive men, who are able to express their feelings, and even drop a tear every once in a while? HB: Yes, of course (they always try to convince us they are looking for a nice guy, when we already know it's not true) PUA: Great! cause I'm getting a tattoo on the ribs and I've heard it hurts like hell, I might cry like a girl This one is a little bit cheesy and long, but it shows you know some interesting facts (as it's actually based in a real hipothesis), and althought it's a little bit geeky, thanks to the big bang theory, that might be a plus nowadays The black hole PUA: Did you know that is technically possible to travel in time? Bad news is that you can only go forwards, you couldn't go back (this SPAM will make a point later). You know what a black hole is? it's a celestial object with such a great power of attraction that it attracts light itself (you can get even geekier and explain that light usually behaves as an electromagnetic wave, but sometimes it behaves as a particle) Well, if you could get close enogh to a black hole to be affected by its gravitational force, but not enough to be sucked by it, while in your spaceship it could be a few minutes, outside in the Earth, it could have been years. At this point you may be wondering why I am telling you all this. The thing is that when I walked by you, I felt such an attraction that I think I've lost a couple of hours of my time, and I want you to give them back to me. Fancy a coffee? (or whatever other end line you choose) Another geeky one (based on a Durex add): The space-time paradox PUA: Do you know what a space-time paradox is? I'll use an example to explain it to you. If we were going to sleep tonight at the same time, and you were in your bed and I was in mine, one of us would be in the wrong place The next one I would never use it, but I smile every time I think about it The spy PUA: Excuse me, miss, why are you following me? HB: What? I'm not... (interrupt her) PUA: Does the agency send you? tell them I had nothing to do with the Teheran incident, the israelians messed up again. HB: You're crazy/what are you talking about?/Whatever... PUA: are you sure you're not following me? Well, I believe you, you wouldn't make a good spy. HB: Why not? PUA: Cause as a spy, you want to go unnoticed, and a beautiful woman like you attracts all eyes around. The Icebreaker This is one of the very few occasions when I think you should try a direct approach. Let her see you coming. Grab an ice cube from your empty glass and as soon as you're just in front of her, throw it to the ground. Say: "now that we broke the ice, what are you doing tomorrow night?" The next one I read it somewhere (probably here), but I'd like you know if anyone has ever used it. PUA: Would you sleep with me for $10.000? HB: Yes/No/Whatever PUA: Ok, because I like you, I can go down to $5.000 but not anymore. This (pointing at yourself) has a price. So tell me, what do you think about it? I'll try to use some of them soon. I appreciate your creativity, but I think the only decent one is the last one. It shows that you're being cocky funny and playfully putting a monetary value yourself. But I find it might be a little offensive as you are going sexual way too early. The Space-time and the Blackhole opener is definitely a big no no. No explanation needed. The Sensitive man opener has an inherent DLV so drop it. You're basically saying you're a pussy and will cry in front of a women? I would NEVER do that. The spy opener is too cheesy and long. Furthermore it sounds like some sort of staged performance. I personally think a standard cheesy pickup line like "Did it hurt when you fall from heaven?" would work a lot better.

Author:	Assamita [ Sun Sep 08, 2013 9:38 am ]
Post subject:	Re: A few untested openers
Thank you for your thoughts, I'll keep thinking (as the angel one is way too well known to be actually useful, in my opinion) The tattoo one, I don't think you're actually saying that you're a pussy, cause it's more like a joke. You don't mean it when you say it. You're expecting her to think that you're sensitive and all that stuff, and then catch her by surprise. But anyway, I'll take your word. You also think the ice breaker is a bad one? I told it to a friend of mine and she said it was a good one, that she would laugh with it, and that at least it's not the same old stuff everyone says.

Author:	zexphyrium [ Mon Sep 09, 2013 5:58 am ]
Post subject:	Re: A few untested openers
Quote: Thank you for your thoughts, I'll keep thinking (as the angel one is way too well known to be actually useful, in my opinion) The tattoo one, I don't think you're actually saying that you're a pussy, cause it's more like a joke. You don't mean it when you say it. You're expecting her to think that you're sensitive and all that stuff, and then catch her by surprise. But anyway, I'll take your word. You also think the ice breaker is a bad one? I told it to a friend of mine and she said it was a good one, that she would laugh with it, and that at least it's not the same old stuff everyone says. If you can pull off a mocking tone about crying when getting tattoo, it's actually pretty good to build attraction, as you're playfully disqualifying yourself. It's something like a situation where a girl says "I only date guys with a good job." where you reply playfully "Oh really? I just got promoted from a garbage collector to a garbage truck driver!" See where I'm getting?? And I don't think the Ice Breaker opener is that bad, in fact I think it's actually pretty good. I'm just not too comfortable with making it explicitly sexual right at the beginning, as it might be a little offensive. Here's my opener (not tested out yet) which follows roughly in the same path, but not that explicitly sexual: Me: "You ladies checking out my ass??" Set: "No..." Me: "Why not??" Of course, don't take our opinions word for word because ultimately the best way to get answers is to test them out. What works for you might not work for us, as the openers you use will depend heavily on your character and personality unique to yourself.

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