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| Author: | Spastic [ Sat Jul 20, 2013 4:59 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Are you free tonight? |
After getting half-way thru The Game, I decided to throw some techniques together that I've learned and after testing it this entire week, I've gotten pretty decent results. Looking to get some different opinons on this. I've found this works on any group. Doesn't matter if it's a group of guys, girls, or a mixture. Essentially it's being a funny guy. You spot your target, approach, and lay down this one. "Are you free tonight?" and before they have a chance to respond "You god damn right you, you're in America" Most of the time this induces a chuckle, a giggle, a laugh. I then tell them I can give them three more jokes, however they can be offensive, and I'll have to go back to my friends. I'll open up with a semi-offensive joke, see how they react. "Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is" A positive reaction produces a more offensive joke, a negative reactions generates a cheesy joke, and I fire them off rapidly. And obviously depending on the ethnicity of the group, I don't use certain ones. "What's a mexicans favorite sport? Cross Country" "What's white on top and black on bottom? Society" "What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass" "What do you call a flight attendants vagina? A cockpit." "What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan." or "What do you call an Alligator in a Vest? An Investigator" "What gets bigger the more you take from it? A hole in the ground." "Where do you find a one legged dog? Where you left it." "Is your hair naturally straight or curly? Mines straight." Now I've found they will either let me leave, or ask me to stay, at which point I still leave and drop the "Do you bring her everywhere with you, she's needy" Every night when I've made it back up to a group, I've gotten a number, even been asked by a couple of girls to exchange numbers. Look forward to the input boys. |
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| Author: | wingintyme [ Sun Jul 21, 2013 3:11 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Are you free tonight? |
I have a bit of a morbid sense of humor and I thought your jokes were cute but women you just met aren't going to like it. Most of them view a stranger hitting on them as a person they want to find any excuse they can not to like. You basically give them one asking "are you free tonight, God damn you are" as an opener. A lot of women don't like a stranger saying "god damn" to them b/c it's offensive. Some will shut down at "are you free" and think you are weird asking that when you don't know them. So between the 2, "are you free" and "God damn" you are in a bad direction with the vast majority of the women you say it to, even though some may respond friendly and laugh b/c you're trying, they still think you suck. Your joke about the orphans to me is cute but most women will find it very insensitive. Women are sensitive people especially about homeless kids Your first 5 jokes are offensive to most people. Most women may not care for blacks or mexicans but they probably don't want a stranger trying to impress them by showing he's a bigot or pervert. Your aligator joke is real cute. I might use that myself. The others in the bottom 4 are silly. I'm not sure what has occurred that you are saying "she seems needy" If she doesn't seem needy, don't say it. You do not appear to be at the level of knowing who seems needy and who doesn't so you should be careful how you use it. Are these numbers you are getting answering calls/texts? If they look half decent, my guess is no. The routine you have may eventually get you laid but there is much higher statistical probabilities of other routines being more effective. |
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