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| Author: | Moscow [ Fri Apr 12, 2013 12:53 am ] |
| Post subject: | Peacocking with a cap that had a large dildo on it |
Hey guys, So I went to the mall with a few buddies. The goal? peaCOCK. There is a store called Spencer's where they sell extremely innappropriate novelty items. My buddy finds a $30 dollar cap. You may ask, why is this cap $30??? The cap, had a large white dildo at the top. The kind you would see in a hardcore porno. Complete with veins and everything. The dildo was larger than my head, roughly 13-15inches, far from cute. I buy it. people at the store stare at me, i make an angry face, stick my chest out like all i do is juice, and walk like a gym junkie and throw the cap on. Arms bent on the sides to make me seem larger than i am. Im 135lbs. I acted like I was 250 pure muscle. After recieving looks from tons of mommies i decide to approach a set of 3 HB7-8s. Set: Laughing, "WTF, you are so weird!" Moscow: I smirk, still standing like im a gym junkie "does size matter?" Set: Laughing "No, you just gotta be good!" Moscow: bend over looking like a bull, and stroke the dildo on my cap on a girls thigh "am i any good?" Set: Laughing "stoooop yur insane!" Moscow: to the other girls "i think your friend like it, is she always like this?" Set: blah blah blah Moscow: pretending like i have an itch on my dildo, itch the shaft with a hook motion withnindex finger, while staring into targets eyes. Target: chuckles "yur the funniest guy i've ever met" Moscow: "what are yur guys names, I love girls that like it big" Moscow: start off by shaking hands with all girls and ignore the target till the very last second. Blah blah blah, number close target. |
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| Author: | alanwak3 [ Fri Apr 12, 2013 5:55 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Peacocking with a cap that had a large dildo on it |
LOL this is the funniest thing I've read all day, fuckin amazing |
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