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I farted extremely loud next to HB8 amd HB9 as an openner.
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Author:  Moscow [ Wed Apr 10, 2013 11:12 pm ]
Post subject:  I farted extremely loud next to HB8 amd HB9 as an openner.
Hey guys,
I'm new to this forum, I actually used to use love systems forums but it is much more active here. I am pretty experienced.

Anyways, I read in The Game by Neil Strauss a funny line that said
"Openner doesn't matter, a fart or a grunt will work"
So, as a joke with my buddy, I stood in front of an HB9 and HB8 and farted, extremely loud at the mall while i pretended to look into the store windows...

Moscow: FART!!!! Loud and rubbery sounding
Moscow: "WTF?! (Act like im startled) did you just fart?"
HB9: Laughing her ass off "no it was you!!"
Moscow: "Disgusting you girls need some manners. Was that like your mating call for me?"
HB8: laughing "yea, we thought youd like it"
Moscow: "gee, hun, you know you coulda just tapped me on the shoulder. But i'll give you a 10 for creativity."
HB9: "laughing "yur crazy!"
Moscow: "what are yur names? Yur fart failed to turn me off."

Blah blah blah, number close.
End up having sex with the 8 the next day at my house.
Author:  Fly_Swatter [ Wed Apr 10, 2013 11:39 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: I farted extremely loud next to HB8 amd HB9 as an openne
Wow. Speechless.
Author:  guessinthe2000 [ Thu Apr 11, 2013 12:06 am ]
Post subject:  Re: I farted extremely loud next to HB8 amd HB9 as an openne
Me 2 Idk what to say.
Author:  wingintyme [ Thu Apr 11, 2013 1:33 am ]
Post subject:  Re: I farted extremely loud next to HB8 amd HB9 as an openne
it's pretty funny. My sister is what most of you would consider a 10 and for whatever reason, even at 28 years old, she thinks talk about fart and doodoo is funny and always has even when she was a kid

If what he is quoting is exact though, the girls took control of the situation in the beginning and likely recognized he had his routine memorized
Author:  Alexxander [ Thu Apr 11, 2013 9:08 am ]
Post subject:  Re: I farted extremely loud next to HB8 amd HB9 as an openne
OMG! I just read that and I found it hilarious! :lol: Honestly idk if I can pull that off.

How bad did it stink though, if you don't mind me asking?
Author:  stringfellow on sticks [ Thu Apr 11, 2013 9:14 am ]
Post subject:  Re: I farted extremely loud next to HB8 amd HB9 as an openne
HAHA!!!!!

Moscow, my man, you are a HERO!!!! :lol:
Author:  AFCToTheMax [ Thu Apr 11, 2013 9:46 am ]
Post subject:  Re: I farted extremely loud next to HB8 amd HB9 as an openne
See guys ? When you run out of things to say... Just fart haha
Author:  Moscow [ Thu Apr 11, 2013 11:58 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: I farted extremely loud next to HB8 amd HB9 as an openne
Quote:
OMG! I just read that and I found it hilarious! :lol: Honestly idk if I can pull that off.

How bad did it stink though, if you don't mind me asking?
I actually got a minor hot flash a few seconds into talking to them because i realized my farts usually smell like eggs and pumpkin. The girls were laughing so hard at first I feel like they must have inhaled everything into their lungs before the smell kicked in.
Author:  Moscow [ Fri Apr 12, 2013 12:00 am ]
Post subject:  Re: I farted extremely loud next to HB8 amd HB9 as an openne
Quote:
it's pretty funny. My sister is what most of you would consider a 10 and for whatever reason, even at 28 years old, she thinks talk about fart and doodoo is funny and always has even when she was a kid

If what he is quoting is exact though, the girls took control of the situation in the beginning and likely recognized he had his routine memorized
The quotes were roughly like that. Good point though, it did sound memorized.
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