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Author:  anonymous man [ Mon Jan 14, 2013 8:23 am ]
Post subject:  Write down your BIGGEST fails while PUA'ing ;)!
Hi guys,

I thought it would be funny to tell everyone about your biggest fails while PUA'ing on girls. I've came up with so many fails it's unbelievable, but how about yours..? :)

Have fun,
Jean-Michel ;)
Author:  anonymous man [ Tue Jan 15, 2013 2:43 pm ]
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Anyone? :o
Author:  puaninja [ Tue Jan 15, 2013 3:15 pm ]
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You probably should've started by sharing one of your stories first bro. I've not really had super bad ones. There was the girl who just started saying "boyfriend" and "husband" in response to whatever I tried to say. And the girl who thought I was a purse theif and grabbed her purse and pulled it in close to her as I talked to her set. But nothing extraordinarily crazy ever happened to me.
Author:  anonymous man [ Tue Jan 15, 2013 7:02 pm ]
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I've had so many bad stories bro... Well I think i'll wait for this thread to go down a little bit before posting one that looks the same :P
Author:  Blues Guy [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 12:42 am ]
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There was one time when I was with a group of friends and they told me "talk to the next hot girl that walks by us" and so an HB8 crosses our path and I said, "Hey, can I ask you a question really quick?" and she said "No" and kept walking and didn't stop or anything. Hahaha. We got a good laugh about that one. But nothing super crazy has ever happened to me. The typical "I don't give my number out to strangers" or "I have a boyfriend" or "Let me take your number instead" but nothing out of the ordinary.
Author:  anonymous man [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 2:21 am ]
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There was one time when I was with a group of friends and they told me "talk to the next hot girl that walks by us" and so an HB8 crosses our path and I said, "Hey, can I ask you a question really quick?" and she said "No" and kept walking and didn't stop or anything. Hahaha. We got a good laugh about that one. But nothing super crazy has ever happened to me. The typical "I don't give my number out to strangers" or "I have a boyfriend" or "Let me take your number instead" but nothing out of the ordinary.
Hahaha I would've laughed so much as well if that would happen to me!

There is so many close minded girls out here, that's a fact!
Author:  The Mellow [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 10:15 pm ]
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I've had some gnarley ones. One time I asked this smoking hot girl working at a BBQ restaurant in Georgia "would you mind if I got your number" she said "yes" so I wasn't thinking clearly and thought she meant yes you can. Meanwhile I was standing in line with 3 or 4 people behind me waiting with my phone in my hand, she said "are you def, I said you can't have my number" I paid for my shit and left. Later found out she is only into black guys.

Just a couple weeks ago I walked up to this girl in a club and said "Hi, what's you name, I think you're attractive." She immediately walked away and said here's my boyfriend and starting dancing in this guys lap that already had a girl with him so I said "ah he's your pimp" walked away again. That one didn't feel so good :/

Women in Germany (or wherever) can be brutal man, but you have to say fuck it, fuck them, this is my reality and you are a guest. Get in or get the fuck out if you have nothing to offer for us then we have nothing to offer to you.
Author:  boyakasha [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 11:00 pm ]
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When i was a beginner and had just started picking up girls, I had watched and episode of "keys to the vip" in which i saw a scene where they had to pick up girls while telling the girls they had a bad breath. The guys on the show did it soooo good that i thought i would try that one out.

When i went out I perfectly opened this hb7 girl (she would be 8/9 in looks, but she was a bit short so im giving a 7 since I am 190 cm ) and we started talking, i took her to the dancefloor and talked while, then she said something, so i pulled out a package of chewing gums and basically said "your mouth smells like shit, please take a chewing gum" and she was shocked, stared at me, and basically RAN away (i think she was embarrased).

I just started laughing so hard because i didnt want everyone around me to think what a fuck up i just did, the m8 i was out with laughed at me and told me im an idiot and that i should never say something like that to a girl.

I was very drunk and a beginner so thats the reason i talked so rudely :S beginners mistake :P
Author:  officialpoypoy [ Wed Jan 16, 2013 11:33 pm ]
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THE BIGGEST FAIL EVER WAS a week ago..

I wanted to just fuck around with ppls heads soo..

poy: I know this isnt the right time right now but we hafta talk about our sex life

then the groups of girls just screamed at me and junk and wud call the teachers on me and get me in trouble.
I exited the proper way though which was to laugh it off and dont mind them.

but recently my games going down this week!!!
I havent approached any random girls for 2 days.
Author:  worldrunner [ Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:49 am ]
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Last week I was dancing, two girls approached me from the back and started to touch me. When I turned around a guy grabbed one of them and started to dance with her. These girls moved away I did not care... Later I was walking in the club and the same guy who started to dance with one of the girls saw me and punched me in the face, I could not react I was surprised, and he punched me again. Before I could do anything I felt someone else punching me in the back. I just walked away with my mouth bleeding and talked to the bouncers...

First time I've got my ass literary kicked while PUA'ing :P
Author:  puaninja [ Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:30 pm ]
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Last week I was dancing, two girls approached me from the back and started to touch me. When I turned around a guy grabbed one of them and started to dance with her. These girls moved away I did not care... Later I was walking in the club and the same guy who started to dance with one of the girls saw me and punched me in the face, I could not react I was surprised, and he punched me again. Before I could do anything I felt someone else punching me in the back. I just walked away with my mouth bleeding and talked to the bouncers...

First time I've got my ass literary kicked while PUA'ing :P
Wtf? That sucks bro.

Yea, I've seen dudes get mauled in the club before. Usually over alcohol related drunken stupidity more than anything.
Author:  Robert Fernando [ Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:42 pm ]
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I have not actually had one pick up attempt that succeeded. Have not done that many, but here was one bad one:

Was running late for a lecture. Saw a girl waking fast towards the theatre, thought it was the girl I like, followed all the way to where she sat down.

As we were sitting down:
Me: Hey, you alright?
Her: Blank look.

She sits down, I sit down next to her. Keep in mind I was running late, so this lecture theatre is full. Plus, we're seated right at the front.

When we're both seated and she realizes I'm next to her, she stands up, gathers her belongings, and moves away a few seats.

Lets just say quite a few people saw. :oops: 8)

Thankfully it wasn't the girl I like and she still seems in to me. I have seen this bitch around a few times and noticed her smile at me, but she can fuck off. :P

That's all,
R
Author:  BarelyLegal [ Thu Jan 17, 2013 7:31 pm ]
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I've obviously had many turn downs, but when I think fail, I think of this time where the caterer at this wedding that I was hitting on invited me out to a bar down the street after the wedding and I went up to me room to get ready and then fell asleep on my bed in my suit and woke up at 4am and immediately started screaming "fuck.. mother fucker".
Author:  donttakemywordasthetruth [ Fri Jan 18, 2013 3:39 am ]
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Two girls came to dance next to me at an allmost empty club. I say hi to the one closest, while the other one I ignored gave me a push in the face, took her friends hand and left. That all happened in 3 seconds. Me and my friend laughed so hard :D
Author:  AFC AzA [ Fri Jan 18, 2013 5:41 am ]
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very first few days of my becoming PUA journey I was shit scared in club and needed to warm up so
I was walking to WC and saw 3 sets(hb6-7)

Me: hey, nobody puts a baby in corner... what was the name of the movie ?

hb6: FUCK OFFFFF (with 2 fingers inches from my face)

Me: HAHHAHAHAH shit girl... excuse me I didnt get it... say it again louder plz

Hb6: go fuck yourself you loser

Me: hahahahaha I thought you girls are cute... so I was going indirect, whata shame

Hb6: yeah whatever (looks like felt guilt)
hb7,7: sorry my friend had a real bad day

Me: btw my name is Aza. tell your friends how you crushed me HAHAHA cya


after this approach... I realized I'm still alive and girls cant hurt me. after that approach I had my first NUMBER CLOSED HB8.
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