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| Author: | grayson [ Wed Oct 18, 2006 6:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Story for a Wingman |
I've field tested this several times, and after a couple initial tweeks it works like a charm every time. I find that it works best when the wingman helps the PUA with the opener and then disappears for a short time; this way, when he (or she) comes back to the set, there is a level of familiarity and s/he can immediately interject into the conversation. I've also found that it works best when the PUA is telling cocky funny stories as DHVs, though it does work when still attempting to obtain the social hook. Wingman: Hey, I know this guy didn't tell you about his mishap with EMTs [down at the shore; at frat house X; on this cruise; wherever]. HBs: No, tell us! PUA: Come on, you're not doing this to me (said with a smile and a lot of bravado... let the girls know that you want the story told while going through the obligatory motions). Wingman: Damn straight I am, I owe you a couple! (a nice little tidbit when telling stories, lets the HBs know that the PUA is a bit of a bad boy, knows all the information, and isn't afraid to use it). So Grayson and I were playing beer pong for like two hours straight; I mean, we went on a sixteen game win streak. Here's the problem; I had to drive his ass home later, so I couldn't get too drunk. Neither of us wanted to give up on our run, so Grayson heroically decides to drink all the beer for our team. Mind you, this was at game five (HBs laugh, assuming the Wingman delivered the line properly). After our tenth win I wasn't sure how Grayson was still hitting cups. After our sixteenth win I wasn't sure how he was still conscious; the man can hold his liquor better than any I've seen. Anyway, the party runs out of beer and, clearly, it's time for us to leave. This is where we hit a snag. The front door lets out onto some concrete stairs that lead to the sidewalk. Grayson, for whatever reason, decides that these stairs are a good place to take a quick piss. He unzips and does his business, but after finishing just stands there, staring blankly. He wobbles, teeters a little, and falls forward, rolling all the way down the stairs! Here is where the PUA needs to play his roll. Lean back, put a knowing smile on your face, and make it show that you're waiting for the big finish. The wingman should pause at this point to allow the HBs to push for more of the story. HBs: So... what happened? Wingman: So I freak out; I mean, Grayson had just fallen down a flight of concrete stairs and wasn't moving. I run down to check on him, and with the exception of a couple scratches, he seemed OK, though unconscious. Someone in the house had called 911 already, so I just stood there and waited. Slowly, but noticeably, Grayson just starts to smile, but he doesn't wake up... I assume this is good, that he's just passed out from being drunk and not from hitting his head. Then, out of the corner of my eye, I see something... and then I remember that he had never 'put himself away' after taking that piss. There we are in the sidewalk, Grayson passed out and me waiting for an ambulance, and his cock is pointed 9 inches in the air for all to see! That's the substance of the story. After everyone has a good laugh the HBs will probably ask what happened next. The Wingman should just play it off... the EMTs arrived, were a little surprised at the PUAs erectness, but carted him off for a quick eval anyway. The PUA didn't need his stomach pumped or anything and was released a few hours later. If you're the PUA and you're not well endowed, don't worry... it's not lying, it's flirting. If you are well endowed... now everyone knows it. ~Grayson |
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| Author: | Monkey [ Thu Oct 19, 2006 6:30 am ] |
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Shaft and I typically run a short "introduction story." I think the most common one runs like: Monkey: Hey, have you met Shaft? HB: Um... No... Monkey: This guy is fucking crazy. He's the only person I've ever met who sucked off a hundred guys in an hour. I was one of them. HB: Um... Shaft: Goes into his first routine on group. I like your idea, though; wings telling DHV stories to the group adds a lot of social proof, showing that this isn't just some guy you met yesterday. May have to try it out myself. |
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| Author: | Shaft [ Thu Oct 19, 2006 4:15 pm ] |
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Ha, I love Monkeys openner with me. I have done the same with him too. If you are not comfortable with the whole sucking off guys thing... (not that it matters what you say to them, just need to get them interested) But you could also use Shaft: Hey have you met my friend Monkey HB: No.. Shaft: Monkey here is a stud.. the only guy I have seen pick up and make out with 100 girls in an hour it was crazy. HB: Really? >>> Enter Monkey with Monkeyism |
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| Author: | grayson [ Thu Oct 19, 2006 7:47 pm ] |
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I don't know about the opener involving making out with 100 girls... it makes you come off as a player right from the start. I feel like if you make it to the comfort phase, it really complicates your image. The sucking off 100 guys thing is pretty funny; I can see a lot of ways to steer that into a tight cocky/funny routine. Definitely try this one out though; it's great social proof. Another trick I like using: Wingman: Now, I know that we can all agree that Grayson is a confident, attractive man, but can you help me explain to him... [insert something here] It basically forces the target(s) to agree that the PUA is attractive, confident, sexy, random adjective, etc. It's a good subliminal tool. ~Grayson |
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