So just to see what we are up against with online sarging, I created a chick profile. The profile is a bubbly girl name Kate with the most general descriptions ever.... eg for what are you good at the answer is: "Stuff, mostly stuff." this was on purpose to see what an ingenious opener looks like. Sadly, this isn't what happened.
In under 4 hours Kate had 15 messages only one of which was worth a PUA. This explains not only women flaking online, but also why it is important we have a solid profile, solid opener and all around solid game online. There is a caveat however. This should only augment your game, not be your total game. You should only use this 20% of the time or use it for practice and sarge 80% of the time around actual humans.
These are the messages.
Guy 1: "If someone has a bubbly personality, do they float better? Hello, I'm XXXXXX. Ive noticed a direct correlation between writing awesome, unique emails to women on here and a lack of response, so I thought Id introduce myself and write a semi average one and hope for a better outcome hehe. If you found anything remotely funny in this email, or you've already clipped your toenails and have nothing else to do, email me back, should be fun. Perhaps you can help me figure out why butterflies don't taste like butter. Or if Catbirds have a constant internal conflict about being Catbirds. Do they have to chase themselves? One wonders. Wasting time sucks, but I wonder, if you kill time, does that make you immortal? I have a sense of humor not unlike Robin Williams, minus the coke habit, throw in some Lewis Black, John Pinnete and Dennis Leary and you have me. I'm so down to earth I once grounded myself off of a spark plug wire by accident. It hurt.
XXXXX"
This guy was at least inventive, however, way too long, way too detailed and way too much care face. You're a busy guy, you can't write a paragraph and why bother trying to "impress" some girl on the website?
Guy2: "stuff? mostly stuff? haha what is stuff for you?"
This one isn't totally bad. I like the fact he called her out for being too general, but it's lacking something.....and then of course he fucked it up later by sending another message. The only other problem is, it can be viewed as a neg, which you never want to do online.
Guy2.5"sorry if my question offended you." Don't ever apologize. First you don't know if you offended her, second, who the fuck cares what a computer screen thinks. Total AFC.
Guy 3 "hi, do you have a facebook page? I just signed up here to see who was on and wasnt planning on keeping my profile for more then a day or two. Would be cool to chat with you on facebook though, i have all my info there, let me know!" -----Yikes- this has stalker written all over it. You should work as quickly to go offline as possible, but, most women would be totally freaked out by this. Besides, who is she to have access to your fb? She could be an axe murderer.
Guy 4 "I agree with you about the profiles...I like your smile and I'd like to know more about you...--XXXXXX" He indicated interest at least three times in the last opener, bad. Real bad.
Guy 5 "Fake profile" I love this one. Not only is he calling her out, but he is forcing her to qualify to him. Bravo. I would refine it a little more, but this is what you should go for in your opener.
Guy 6 "Hey there
" I don't even know what to say on this one other than really dude? What the fuck. I didn't post everything, but these are boiled down versions of everything I got it and if she got that much attention in less than 12 hours, it is no wonder women flake, or don't respond.
Hope this helps gents. Good luck. M2