I went to Hooters with my buddies last week and I was able to get this HB8 20 yr old waitress as a friend on facebook. When I was gaming her she told me I should get a Blonde Bombshell drink, and then she blurred out "It makes you soooo Horny" we all did a double-take at her and she busted out laughing.
So I waited a week to FB e-mail her and I wrote "Hey Goofball! I tried the Blonde Bombshell the other day at a different Hooters and it didn’t make me horny! Omg your picture looks exactly like this girl I saw last night. She was dancing and this 1 chick started picking on her. So your look-alike decked her right in the throat. It was frickin hilarious. I guess you could be a ninja badass like your twin, but I’m getting more of a big dork vibe…."
She replied with "Ahahahh I am a goofball :p and u didn't get horny because it only works when u order it frm me.. I'm part of the effect DUH lol jk"
So I replied with: Idk. my mom warned me about girls like you! I got my eye on you so no funny business , I can already tell we wouldn’t get along, we’re too similar, we both like to rock the fuck out of life…the earth would probable explode if we hung out because of too much superpower in one place! you get 3 coolness points for that
…get 15 and you get a special prize….So Replied with; LMAO you're so right about that, but most of that superpower would be coming from me not gunna lie I've been reading so much about my zodiac sign and whatnot ever since you I met you just sayin. And 3 coolness points? I must be at least 20 by now c'mon.. so what’s my prize?
*The whole Zodiac sign from her reply was I ran the Zodiac sign routine, and it freaked her out that I just met her and new her personality by her Zodiac Sign.*
How should I respond to this FB E-mail?