HB10 i've been tuning online for sometime. She's a mutual friend. We have a date planned coming this July.
This is how the txting has been. Please critique me, and see if you can figure her out.
Maybe you might learn something too, who knows. Her name will be Tiff.
My original opener was a simple message to her inbox that read 'HOT' and fromt here i was able to get her number and get to this point.
HB: oh yeh true lol... just sort it out b4 u turn 50
(we had planned to get married at the age of 50 lol...)me: just sort your face out !! And stay away from boys i want that vag tip top
HB: Too easy ill just keep upgrading my toy until then
me: If i could send my tongue i would but life isnt fair is it
HB: send me a moulded version of ure penis hahaha
me: U would share it around and turn me into a slut hahaha
HB: Well if thats what u want??
me: Now that i think about it, id put a voodoo on it so i could still feel it, could get awkward but!!
HB: hahaha ofcourse u would
me: nooooooooooooo ii wouldnnnnnnt u silly billllyyy who do you think i am, hugh heffner??
HB: yeh thats the face i imagine when i think of u hahaha!
me: nup we cant be friends now after that rude comment (nickname i gave her) and we were making such progress!
me: kiddding tiff I loouuurrrvvveeee uuuu
HB: you better!
Me: haha sweet dreams gorgeos
couple of days later
me: Oh my god ur such a cutie tifff!!! xxxxxxxooooooo lets spoon
I know you love a good spooning!!HB: awwwww thanks on a rampageyy!! ohhh how i would love a good spooning right now, i am craving!
me: ok ok, u can b the big spoon!! fanks!!
HB: yessssss!! i love being the bigger spoon, i am going to spoon the fuck out of u
me: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! no strapons alould looks like ill b the big spoon, i do the fucking around hurrrrr
HB: We'll share.... i'll let you be the big spoon 25% of the time
promise no strap on... Just a good hard spooning me: 25% no can do, 75% sounds good tho
na night tiff. about 2 weeks later i hear nothing from her, shes obviously hard to get. here it goes again....
Me: This girl, please dont be a lezzo (she says shes in a relationship with another girl on facebook, and they look like there best friends) we have to get married in a couple of years
HB: rampage u are very lucky that msg didnt wake me! I would have called the wedding off!
Me: U cant call the wedding off its locked in
HB: Nothing in life is locked in hhhahaha! yeah! but ill be there with bells on as long as u've been to all ur meetings
me: whats good about bells a nice white dress will b fine
hb: hahaha smart arse!
couple of days later
me: Give me some of you
HB: come and get some
reeeeooowww!ME: Im bringing all the whips kitty! I'm coming for you, trust me
HB: Mmmm mm mmmmm! Yessss, Ill wear a little leather get up
ME: I'll even walk put a collar on you and walk you down the street. I'm coming for you cinderella!
HB: I really hope so... would love u inside of me from behind!
ME: I want u on top with ur little ass facing me !
HB: Mmm only in bed baby.... Lady in the street but a freak in the bed
HB: Mmm reverse cow girl my favourite
ME: That sounds like marriage material to me! my favourite too haha
ME: but then again lots of girls like the reverse cow girl
HB: I love every style.... as long as we're naked, lights are on and we're in front of a large mirror
ME: aslong as u can last for longer then half hr and like to 69 things will b just fine
HB: Oooo yes baby!!
Then i freeze it from here.
This happened just last night...
ME: just got back from the worst date ever!!! hahaha
HB: Oohhw dear.. not good! lol
ME: I can tell u now tiff after years of practise, n trust me i learnt the hard way. Just cos there hot dosent mean you'll get along. Life! Hanger
HB: yes i know this all too well lol
ME: yeh rido!
HB: I just dont date anymore lol.... unless the guy has done something insanely weird to impress me hahahah
ME: i might do the same, good thinking 99!
ME: think about it, what is the purpose of actually going on a date? what do you expect
HB: Exactly... are u looking for sex, relationship or friendship? or all of the above.... maybe u are lonely? Or maybe u want to find the person u will spend the rest of ure life with?
ME: hahhaI didnt think u were so thoughtful. It's funny hey. I'm thinking your starting to try and force something that might not b there, or maybe it is... Everyones looking for that person who they can ultimately spend the rest of there life with. Noone has kids by them selves
Me: that message made no sense! fuuuuckk ( I was drunk lol )
HB: Lol hmmm? I didnt think i was trying to force something??? Yeh i didnt understand that.... Explain..
ME: hahahah yeh i figured thats what u thought i ment, i think too quickly for my fingers sometimes!
Nahhh dares are cool I'm looking forward to one with you, I dont wanna just meet you out on the town like your some everyday girl. Something more civilized would be more appealing
HB: Aww thats cute of you rampage! We will definetely have to have a civilized date. I look forward to it
xME: yeh why up so late?
HB: I was just at a mates house catching up... going to bed now
ME: good for u na night
HB: Na night. Oh but can i just say... sometimes I think its really weird that we text eachother so often and we have never met in person. But I quite enjoy receiving ure quirky txts and i have grown to like ur crazy antics
haha night rampagey boy xME: Yeh it is weird aye. I'd really like to know what your thinking when you txt me, creep! haha nahh i donno, I dont even know what I'm expecting out off all this, do you? I've just been going with the flow and enjoying the ride! your not bad
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