I recently had somewhat of a breakthrough concerning online sarging. I'm currently hooking up with a couple of girls, but I could use one more so I'm back to sarging online as I've been somewhat "busy" otherwise. Anyways, in the second e-mail, after you've sent your opener (I've posted info on great openers), give the following response (say the girls name is Allie):
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Hey Al,
You go by Al? I don't know many shortenings of that name and I'd like to avoid typing that last "lie" as I'm a busy man. So until further notice, Al it is.
Follow it up with a great DHV story about how "ridiculous your week has been" or something like that. I've field tested this three times so far, and each time its gotten a great response, and has shifted the girls into more of a comfort zone. You are beyond the "what do you like to do for fun?" bullshit questions and being playful. It really breaks the tension if you follow it with a funny DHV story. For instance, I used it for a girl named Bree (called her "B"). Here's the response:You go by Al? I don't know many shortenings of that name and I'd like to avoid typing that last "lie" as I'm a busy man. So until further notice, Al it is.
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Okay, first to be discussed is this new 'B' nickname...I'm going to allow it on paper, because I see your point that B is just so much faster and convenient than B...R...E...E...However, when spoken, I'm gonna need you to spill out the whole thing. Think that's a good compromise? After all, it is only one syllable. 
Rock it out, gentlemen.-Esperanto