I've seen lads come here and ask for general ideas on how to go about for say a number close on facebook. Randomly tonight, I got a message from a friend of a friend I met last Sunday. HB8 so I said why not lets go for it.
I think this one of best and quickest closes on facebook so I thought I would share it for you lads to get an idea of what to do and how to be while sarging on facebook.
Note: I am warning you of my irish slang and "accent" in this conversation. this is all copied and pasted so if there is anything here you really do not understand I will re:edit this post in proper english for you all to understand, but there really should be no problem
Background story
Like I said above, I was introduced to a friend of a friend on a night out in the local. Now that day I had just won two VIP tickets to oxegen, a big irish rock music festival help every year, off a national radio station from simply entering a draw and getting lucky. Anywho I was introduced to this chick with "this is Owen, he won 2 vip oxegen tickets today". This girls first was reaction - "want someone to go with
". I "agreed" playfully. I did not get off with this girl that night im afraid but oh well win some lose some?Other things to note here. Flames is a local chipper/take away, its a dive of a place so not the best venue for a date! Shuana is the friend of mine that introduced me. Cahir: Name of the town I live in
The conversation
her - are you still bringing me to oxegen yeah?
me - haha are you for real? you might want to buy me dinner first at least before i can give away a oxegen ticket 2 be fair
her - haha, you said you would be lucky to bring me
why didnt you just say so! flames it is then yeh? coz i dnt no anywhere else 
? me - well, I was drunk, id have to think about now im not as easy as I look missus! hehe I dont really like your idea of a first date.. sharing a snack box in in a dirty chipper? your very romantic!
her - I know arnt I? I must be a keeper
me - a keeper? heeeey now your kind of moving to fast for me here I dont even have your number yet and your tellin me your a keeper :L
her - hahaha, your a funny guy.. im only joken with ya love.. dont be worrying, ha how did you win the tickets for oxegen ?
me - I know arnt i? .. phew! good ,notin worse then a clinger you know? ha!! just entered a draw in today fm.. said why not ive as much chance as anybody.. Im a lucky guy at the end of the day !!
her - fucking hell well done. Oh gosh i know .. did you actually think i was serious? nobody gets me up in cahir :L (no one understands me in your town)
me - serious about what?? hehe nobody in cahir gets me up either (high five for boner joker?) such a dry town isn't it?
her - yeah it really is. serious about taking me to oxegen with you? and i didnt even knoq i had you as a friend on facebook? lol shuana added you all today so.. :L
me - haha well ya were not the first chick to say it to me that night so I assumed so "ye sure why would I not want to"?? hahah she is not tryin to set us up is she??
her - nope shes not, she tried to set me and eamonn up already haha. ehmm i suppose but your obviously not gonna bring me like.. you have only met me once!
me - hehe he probably did not like the look of you?? only messin
.. well now would not rule that out like I could see ya again her - the cheek.. didnt like the look .. wouldnt say that now :L ohh really ? well im goin back up sunday soo .. you never know
me - maybe I could take you out for a snackbox in flames, doesnt that sound like a dream first night out
you - sounds dreamy to me :L
me - hehe ok so. If I feel like food then how is the best way to contact ya to come along?
her - ehmmm .. well theres my phone ? thats a good way ?
me - send us on your digits there so and i can go to bed! I very tired from today !
her - 08******1 nighttt ..
me - talk chas sweetcheeks
End Final thoughts? Quick number close so who could complain? This is a prime example of some Cocky + Funny technique which I find to be a good method with most irish birds. Thought this was overall a good sarge and hope its actually somewhat useful for people looking for a framework to help there text and online game. One last thing. The double spaces between words were smiley faces... bitches love smiley faces
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