Hey guys i have a HB10 that I've messaged on POF. I'm very new to PU and I am an AFC.
I need to know what to say next and how I can number close this girl.
this is how our messages have gone so far
You`re welcome. So what are you doing home on a dating website on a Friday night?
From: tuliabrown (View Profile)
Subject: RE:Hi Sent Date: 4/2/2011 12:20:45 AM
Thank you so much for my gold star! I'll place it next to the
others.. on my forehead .. to publicly display my success for all
others to see.
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From: SoccerPlayer8 (View Profile)
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hi Sent Date: 4/2/2011 12:17:13 AM
I`m glad that I can keep my ranch and my house in Hawaii. Well you did end up on a dating site and I`m glad you did because I almost deleted my account because of all the lame women on here that claim that they are so outgoing and have senses of humor but really don`t. So for your sense of humor I`m giving you a gold star.
Enjoy.
From: tuliabrown (View Profile)
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Hi Sent Date: 4/2/2011 12:06:26 AM
Harp,
I'm so glad you've agreed to withdraw the file for divorce. I can't
have two divorces on my lap, I'll probably just end up lonely on
some online dating site.
Wait a minute...
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From: SoccerPlayer8 (View Profile)
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:Hi Sent Date: 4/1/2011 11:57:00 PM
Dear Natalie,
This letter is for your eyes only. I decided that I would give you another chance and will withdraw my divorce application from you. You know that you want it all and I`m the man that can give it to you. So when you come to your senses I would like to hear back from you.
Your estranged husband,
Harp.
From: tuliabrown (View Profile)
Subject: RE:RE:RE:Hi Sent Date: 4/1/2011 11:47:30 PM
Dearest soccerplayer,
I have let my lawyer proof read this message in hopes that we can
actually talk over the message - like civilized soon to be divorced
adults we are. But my question is, if you've already divorced me in
your mind.. why are we having this very conversation? Just a little
confusion on our end..
Sincerely,
Nat & her lawyer
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From: SoccerPlayer8 (View Profile)
Subject: RE:RE:Hi Sent Date: 4/1/2011 11:39:15 PM
Well hello Natalie's lawyer. Do you have a name? I may need your information so that I can pass it on to my attorney. Upoon further review I have decided to file this divorce as unreconciable difference as your client was seen getting affectionate with the pool boy, Pablo.
I advise you to withdraw your claim for the ranch in Nevada. Natalie does seem like a tough woman to negotiate with but that's what makes her so sexy and why I married her in the first place.
Thank you for you letter Natalie's lawyer.
But my attorney and I are unphased.
From: tuliabrown (View Profile)
Subject: RE:Hi Sent Date: 4/1/2011 11:34:33 PM
This is Natalie's lawyer, she's requested I speak on behalf of her
to finalize the divorce. At this time, Natalie WILL infact be
taking the house in Hawaii, along with the ranch in Nevada, and you
are entitled to the furniture in the basement of your previous
home.
I advise that you take the precautions needed to finalize the
divorce on your end.
thanks,
natalie's lawyer
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From: SoccerPlayer8 (View Profile)
Subject: Hi Sent Date: 4/1/2011 11:29:37 PM
After a rigorously brief overview of your profile, I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind.
Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories... you will always have a special place in my heart.
your ex-hubby,
Harp.
ps. you can keep the house in Hawaii, but I am going to need half of our money according to our prenup.