Forgive me for my mistakes that I make but Im a newb when it comes to online sarging, infact im a joke at it! But I used what I learnt and tried my best to be the one on the pedastool!
This is basically a girl that I met a party and things went horribly wrong, (FR - #) However she added me on Facebook. I Poked her, then she poked me and I started the convo with this:
Me: Hey you know its not safe to poke strangers! I guess your parents never taught you that!
HB11:umm
u poked me first tho!
Me: Ahh you know you liked it! So if I would have like slapped you on the ass! You would slap me on the ass back because I did it first?
HB11:umm nooo!
there is a line Tubbly!
Me: haha, so you ain't got a dangerous personality, tis a shame I guess, maybe you can prove your not a boring person
HB11: lol
i am not boring!
I dnt wanna come acre
*across as flirting cos i have a boyfriend
thats's all
Me: lol, who said you would? just discussing whether or not you're boring, nothing wrong with that right?
HB11: lol no no nothing wrong
)i just wanted to explain why i didn;t come across as dangerous!:P
lol
Me: So because you have a boyfriend, you're boring? yeahhh gr8 one!
HB11: loll
no! thts not what meant!
haha
i mean he probably wouldn;t approve if i did unboring things
Me: haha, fair enough >.<
btw EJ told me about the whole rating thing
(Basically, my friend asked me to rate her when I was talking to him online, however she was in the same room as him without me knowing and I said she was a 11 out of 10. If I had known, I would have said 7, for obv reasons)
HB11:eurghh
they were really horrible!
Juris held my wrists so i couldn't stop them
Me: what the rating? you got EJ to ask everyone? 0.0
HB11: noooo
thank goodness haha
Me: coz EJ told me that you asked him to ask me
which seemed kinda wierd
HB11: EJ!!!!!
eurghhh
now that is one big fat lie
i'm really sorry//:.
Me: not suprised haha, he usually does that ¬_¬ so what did you think anyway? xD
HB11: lol i gathered!
tht poohead! haha
I wasn;t very happy with him that evening lol
btw your soo asian with your emoticons!
like >.< and xD and ¬_¬
lol
more asian than me! i had to look around at the keyboard for the last one ll
Me: haha, I cant help it : /
did it again.. lol
dunno why I do it, automatic thing for me lol
HB11: lool
noo its cool :
dont chnage it lol
its probably becaus u spend so uch time with the cerbos
Me: , nd yeh
EJ is like a bro to me
not sure about juris thou.. lolz
HB11: awww
thst sweet hehe
i think i'm closeer to juris tho hehe
they're both nice when they try
Me: really?? juris.. is just got annoying sometimes haha
(Juris is a huge AMOG)
HB11: lol no wayy!
i thinkEJ is haha
Me: like at times he would just randomly punch me and say "Hi tim!"
Me:really??
HB11: oh wel he wont punch me lol
maybe its cos your black
Me: haha, yeah that might be it actually
sometimes
when I ask juris to say "black guy" he says it in such a wierd way
its actually kinda creepy
HB11: huh??
sorry dc lol
sorry dc lol
no wayy thoo haha
i'll get him to say it next time i see him
Me: haha, okay. You'll see how wierd he does it
+ the facial expression
HB11: loll
woah
Me: but dont tell him I told you until after he's said it :L
HB11: hahahah ok
we'll get gim back
Me: See, you're not so boring after all
HB11: haha aww thanks
your not boring either yourself hehe
Me: haha, I hope not!
HB11: haha noo your not
honest!
did u have a good day thn?
Me: yeah, had some wierd day today actually but thats the norm really :L
you?
HB11: lol
how was it weird??:s
it was good
Me: I was just walking with a few mates down my halfway to computing and these yr 10 girls would keep giggling when behind me
their laugh irritated me and I asked what was so funny, they ran off giggling
I checked if anything was on me and the others said I was fine
(I tried to DHV by giving some story lol)
HB11: oh what
haha
silly girls lol
maybe they ewren;t laughing about you??:s
Me: but lately ive had girls randomly giggling when they talk or walk past me
HB11: oh
Me:nah its deffo me, coz when I was in morrissons at lunch, I would get women staring at me
HB11: maybe they like you?;)
Me: which is daunting
HB11: awww lol
Me: haha, maybe xD
HB11: i'll get a proper look at you next time and see for myself (IOI?)
Me: ahaha, hopefully I wont be drunk that time :L (referring to party)
HB11: lol were u drunk??:s
tbh i didn;t even spend much time ith you haha
so maybe u were
Me: yeahh, you didnt notice me dancing to dubstep like a monkey earlier?
trrue haha
HB11: noo
damn i missed it!
hahaha u dance tho?:O
Me: well
-attempted-
really :L
HB11:awww lol
come on
i know a few freinds who are black who dance sooo well
Me: yeah, black people are generally really good at dancing lol
but im different
sometimes in a good way :L
brb 1 sec
HB11:lolll
you are good
brb shower!
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Will update the convo when shes back.. but yeh! what do you guys think? could I get some constructive critisism pls? personally, I think that I DLV'd myself a few times and maybe I could have added some more or better DHV stories : /