ok so here's a really good opener I came up with today...and it's also 100% true belive it or not.:p
It's FIELD TESTED and approved,she was into the discution like a raging bull lol
i talked with this girl a few times before so i'm not sure if it'll work as good as the 1st time but i'm imagining it would since it gives her the impression that you're a cool fun entertaining guy
here's the synopsis:
Your uncle came from outer town(preferably a cool town) to visit and he has to sleep in your room.ok...so meanwhile while you're at the PC talking to her let's say that your uncle changed the channels to watching playboy,and you're freaking out about it...and this is all you need you can desvolt this into a great convo,i talked with that girl for literally 2 hours about this topic and what should i do to make him change channels so that i can go to the bathroom and stuff like that
i can oly post a bit of the convo since it was HUGE and because i have to translate it from my language to english:
ME:
her:(HB9)
ME: ok i need your oppinion FAST on this
her:(after like 5 minutes,i was getting worried) ?
ME: i'm kind of into a "sticky" situation right now LOL...what would you do if you were in my place?
ME: so...let's suppose you're a guy k?
her: ok
ME: aaand...by assumpting another thing let's say your uncle came visit today and he's sitting in your room...
ME: aaand...by assumpting another thing let's say your on the PC and he's watching the Playboy channel 2 feet away from you
)ME: what the fuck should i do?
her: =))))))))))))))))))
ME: yeah you're really helpful
her: well as long as he's not annoying you and he doesn't make you watch(lol wtf btw,i could've so taken this opportunity to make her a perv)...leave him be
ME: omg my heart's pounding so fast i think i'm gonna have a heart attack
her:
))ME: another problem...he didn't mute the sound and i can hear their screaming
))her: OMG =)))))
her: well play dead or something lol
ME: how can i play dead when i can hear everything LOL
her: ...well...he thinks you can't hear...soo..
ME: i'd better say him "oh please mister give the sound a little lower"
ME: and he's also shy i tried to turn once,and here he is changing the channel to TVR1(news channel)
her: =)))))
ME: I need a place to crash tonight,i will NOT share beds with this perv...HELP xD
her: OMG i'm LMAO'ing in real life =))) =))
her: well go to a hotel,sleep with your mommy *heart smiley*
ME: (ignoring her negs)....god knows what'll happen if i wake tonight and it's like 3AM and there he is xD
her: who knows what dreams he'll have
her:
ME: :O...oh shit,i have to leave this room ASAP
her: don't you have like a tent or something?
ME: ...OMG i'm shaking like i'm on drugs(not really what i said...)
ME: wtf is he thinking?
ME: I diidn't even know i can watch playboy tv LOL...great that he found it fast though
her: =)))
her: OMG this is too funny
her: =))))
ME: you're not helping me
her: but seriously,this is too funny
her: so...did you find a tent??
her: or something :p
ME: no seriously i'm going to my neighbour to sleep and tomorrow i'm going to need to get my bed clean
ME: OMG my shaking...i need some slapping
her:
)))ME: done ^^
her: sleep on the floor
ME: so what if i sleep on the floor i'm going to magically resist till tomorow?
ME: even worse i could wake up with him near me
ME: ooh shit here he is lowering the sound again...ROUND 2
her:
)))ME: I'm glad you're having fun
her: *whistling smiley*
..................................
you got the rub ^^
is it good or not?:)