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Author:  rezrez0 [ Thu Dec 23, 2010 8:44 am ]
Post subject:  this is funny.. i think i'm taking over this girl
O so there's this girl i've talked to in person and we're chatting online and I think i'm totally taking dominance over her.. even though it's just online; I feel kinda bad cause i'm putting her in this position and i'm kinda playing with her even though I don't wanna do anything with her.. but I think it's pretty funny hahaha anyways tell me what you think..

Since we live on the border from san diego/mexico we're kinda mixing up the languages a lot so i'll translate the spanish stuff..

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me:
tengo hambre
eres buena para cocinar?
(i'm hungry are you good at cooking?)
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her:
si
por?
(yes, why?)
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me:
para a ver si un dia me cocinces
algo riquisimo
(so that one day you can cook me something amazing)
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her:
cuando quieras
bueno mas bien cuando puedas haha
(whenever you want, well when you can)
---
me:
cuando compres los huevos y las tortillas y todo eso
(when you buy the eggs and tortillas and everything else)
---
her:
hahah okok ya estas
(ok you've got it)
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me:
y quiero chilaquiles tambien . por favor
(I want chilaquiles too please)
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her:
hahahah
esos nunca los e echo
pero a mi mama le salen riquisimos si quieres le digo que te aga
(I've never done those but my mom makes them delicious, if you want one day I'll tell her to make you some)
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me:
quiero probar tus chilaquiles
no las de tu mama
(i want to try your chilaquiles not your moms)
---
me:
u can find me in the club
bottle full of bub
(being random haha)
---
her:
??
---
me:
im muthafuckin 50 cent
only mexican
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her:
hahaha\
i dont like mexican stuff
hihi
---
me:
so you don't like yourself
thats cool
cause you're way more mexican than me
---
her:
hey
i was born in the us
ok
---
me: i wouldve guessed u were born in
oaxaca
(oaxaca is an area in mexico where the really really indian, dark people are born)
---
her:
and i'm the piquiest person ever thats why i dont like mexican food
---
me:
wha thaa faaaa
i want someone else to make my chilaquiles!!!
---
her:
nunca e ido a oaxaca y que sangron
(i've never been to oaxaca and your a bitch)
---
me:
hahahahaha
i need a passionate mexican cook
i should put an ad on craigslist
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------at this point she gets pissed off and ....

her:
sabes que ahora si es en serio ya me empute bye contigo
(you know what now this is serious, i'm fucking pissed at you , bye)
---
me:
fresas con chocolate mmmmmm
(strawberrys with chocolate--i was being really random and just put what came to my mind)
---
me:
platanos
naranjas
manzanas
(bananas, oranges, apples)
---
her:
tengo frio

sigo enojada contigo
(i'm cold, and i'm still mad at you)
---
me:
a ok
(o ok..not really caring)
---
her:
ya se me paso
Cuentame algo
(k i'm not mad anymore, tell me something)
---
me:
me llamo gustavo
si quieres hablar conmigo , tienes que hacer una cita ..estoy libre el lunes
(my new name is gustavo, if you want to talk to me you need to make an appointment..i'm free on monday)
---
her:
really?
---
me:
my middle name is .. danger
---
her:
ooo gustavo danger que sexy
(ooo gustavo danger how sexy)
---
me:
you don't know what you're getting yourself into by talking with me
you're risky
---
her:
i dont care
---
me:
take a ride on the wild sidee
---
her:
the more dagerous the better
i like bad guys
like you
Hahahajk
jk
---
me:
jk? k guess this wasn't meant to be
---
her:
puese jk porque no dijiste nada
haha
(well i put jk because you didn't say anything haha)
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haha i just couldn't stop cracking up at this conversation idk why .. she's known to be sort of a player but i'm totally flipping the game.. she's been wanting to meet with me for the past month because we havn't seen each other in a while but i honestly don't want to meet up :\ i'd much rather spend my time meeting other people , but anyways.. just felt the need to put this up xD

if you have any more tips on how to dominate a girl please let me know : ) thanks
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