A girl (very attractive I must say) from the town next to me added me on facebook. First off, here is how the first conversation went (p.s. I used some of a guys advice from an earlier post for starting it off):
puffydisc: after looking at your profile really quick i have already married and divorced you in my mind. thanks for all the wonderful fake memories. you will always have a special place in my heart. your ex- John p.s. : i will need half of your money, according to our pre-nup
.BABE: hahahhahahhaahah hands down the funniest shit ive heard all night.
puffydisc: what's funny is that you thought you could get away with cheating on me with the pool cleaning guy on our honeymoon! and about that cash, i guess i can take a check
.BABE: hahahahha y u implying that im the one that messes it up
puffydisc: cute and a sense of humor, wow... you must be a serial killer right?!
BABE: just dont get on my bad side and u wont have 2 find out haha!
puffydisc: WOW, I don't think I need to be talking to you anymore, i enjoy the fact that i'm not chopped up and in a freezer lol
BABE: wow again your inplying that i would keep you? so then r u saying your worth keeping?! haha
puffydisc:hmm, i guess you'll have to figure that out on your own! Until then, I'm gonna head out and get back onto my giant yacht in the Caribbean with Megan Fox and my other babes
BABE: too bad megan will b getting with more of them than u hahah jk
I got off facebook after that. So... where do I go from here? How do I go about getting her number? What should my next move be?!