I did the poke routine, this girl messaged me first. This is how it went..
HB9: do i no u?
Me: You don't remember me? :O Right, I want a divorce! You can keep the cat, but I'm having the car
HB9: no just no.
Me: Oh, you want the car as well? Thats greedy.
HB9: get a life.
please -.-
Me: Wow, you're a friendly one.
HB9: yeah i am.
i just dont like randomers that think there funny tbh.
dont poke me again k.
Me: Oh, I see. You prefer randomers who think they're boring, dull and not funny at all. Interesting, weird, but interesting.
HB9: No. i just dont like randomers talking to me what so ever tbh.
Me: When in all fairness, you messaged me, therefore starting the conversation, all I did was poke, which technically isn't talking
HB9: In all fairness, ur a cocky c*nt, u poked me, i started the convo, you annoyed me, so yeah.
Me: Well, Yes you're right I am. Thankyou for noticing
I annoyed you because I poked you? A little weird, over reactive maybe, but thats cool, we all have flaws. HB9: True, it did annoy me, i get annoyed easily but as u say we all have flaws.
Me: Yes we do, but its these flaws that make us who we are, I mean, if everybody was perfect life would be pretty boring.
(he could have dropped the convo here)
HB9: wise words.
Me: If you had to list three things about yourself that would make someone want to get to know you, what would they be?
HB9: hmm..
i have some good storys to tell.
i have a good and bad past, that people would like to no about.
i am a really nice person once you get to no me.
what about u?