" Congratulations, you came up in my matches!!!!!!! I know right, you've been waiting for it! You can call everyone and let them know. Tell your friends about it. You'll have to girl talk for at least five hours tomorrow about it. I mean, what are the chances!........those age old questions, like:

"Is she a total basket case in hiding?"
"Will I fall asleep sitting next to her when we hang out?"
and don't forget...
"Is she just a guy with fake pictures, pretending to be a girl?!?!?"

So lets interact! Sound good? Glad to hear it!
Lets get creative...

WE'RE GOING ON A ROADTRIP!!!!
So where are we going and why?

We are either going to...St. Augustine or Alaska. It just depends. St. Augustine has
ghost towns! I know that probably frightens you though so that leaves me to chose
Alaska BUT we can only go a certain time of the year. I need to see the Aurora Borealis
before I die. Absolutely breathtaking.

Oh Btw, I'm definitely a guy pretending to be a girl.. I'm assuming you're actually 65
years old and using your grandsons pictures to lure young females in. Very coy.
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Wait a minute dude. i'm only 56 years young, and I don't have any grandkids. That's just some guy that I friend added on facebook to help me out on farmville.

Ghost towns hmmm... you like to be scared sh*tless? you'll love riding in the car with me driving. I get quite tipsy behind the wheel when I mix my cholesterol meds with viagra.

And the Northern Lights? you poor young kids missed the decade of acid trips and woodstock. I saw the northern lights for a week after Jimi Hendrix set the guitar on fire and we all left.

You sound really interesting dude, and you've got a great gimmick profile, but I gave up sucking c*ck back in the 70's.
So let your sister or co-worked or whoever that chick is in your profile know that if she ever needs a daddy, tell her to call ... and ask for ...

You should probably just find her on fb.. her email is .....

Can I steal your can? I like it and have been looking for something good.