Hey man your profile is kinda bland. But that's why you're here right? 
Let's see how we can help.
Your self summary doesn't catch or draw attention. It's just you saying stuff about you. Instead of listing your interests describe them. Add a little life to them. Let see, you said movies right? So say something like: "I love thrillers! Man when you're sitting there with the lights low and watching a drama. And you can feel your heart pounding when the star is about to open the door to find the killer. You're so immersed in it that you just want to shout out and tell them not to open the god dam door!"
Pretty much something that someone reading your profile can connect to.
Never say there's nothing else to do. You need to be the fun one. The center of attention. And well even if you're not, as Style and Mystery said "Fake it til you make it."
Quote: I'd like to get out of here and end up in Los Angeles but who knows where i'll end up or what i'll end up doing.
Women look for goal oriented people. Say things like I intend to get out to Los Angeles etc and give a reason. Show that you are in charge of your life. And at the same time take charge of your life. Going with the flow is ok but be a leader, be an alpha male.
Try to put more positive things in your profile. This stuff about people not changing and stuff is a bummer. You can always talk about this stuff when you meet someone.
Quote: as long as I'm not screwed over =)
Makes it sound like you've been screwed over. Leaders don't get screwed over.
Inject some energy into statements you make. If you say you're adventurous that's ok. If you give a short little story that doesn't seem as though it's out of place it's millions of times better. Leave out funny too.
Use the what are you doing with your life category to DHV. Make what you're doing sound freaking amazing even if it's not. You can make an internet marketing business sound like you're a brilliant guy whose pushing to make it on his own. Because you want to and it's a passion or maybe something that you just knew you had to do!
I'm really good at: Yeah it's ok to say that you don't like to brag but put something. Say something like: "Ever since I was a kid I wanted to learn to play the guitar. A couple years ago I followed my dream. I walked into that music store and just started picking up guitars. Man when I picked up Jessica (yes I named my guitar ) I knew we were a match made in heaven . Now I love rocking out my favourite tunes!! " Just be more energetic and fun with what you're saying.
Quote: I usually get comments about being a funny guy before anything else.
Rephrase it.
Quote: Books: Boring.
Most girls actually love to read. Classic stuff. Look up some cool books and read them. They give you something to talk about and you'll find tons of girls who actually read the same or are interested in what you read. Trust me you don't wanna end up with stupid girls. It's annoying.
Choose the movies you love the most and put them there. You can even put your favourite and why you loved it. And if you like any movies that you know chicks liked as well it's always good to mention it. Same with tv shows. Don't list em. Let the AFCs list. You put life into whatever you do. Eventually it'll show in your life as well. Music too. People love music. You can really grab attention with the life you put in the songs. Write your favourite song and give it a little pep with why you love it. Keep it positive!
In the six things you could never do without. Really make it six things that you really have a passion for. If you don't have six things you can keep the joke and put 4. Or fake it til you make it man! Put life into every single one! "Social Activity?" Your description is nice guy. Make it lively. Make it Going out or something. Let the readers know that you love going out and hanging out, meeting people etc and why? Always have an answer to that question at hand. Maybe put a short story again. Or a one liner that will spark interest about something amazing that happened when you went out. Cut the crazy thing and the one person thing.
You've got tons of shit you could write for Road Trip. Come on man. Unlock that inner happy energetic guy. I have energy problems as well. Work on it you'll get it!
The money one is pretty depressing to me.
I spend time thinking about: This is a gold mine. Actually put something. And really put feeling in it. Touch the 3 major senses Sight Sound and well Kinesthetic (which pretty much sums up the others). Something really awesome you thought about. A passion or dream or something. Details man details bring yourself to life on that profile.
Quote: Well if I am not hanging out with friends or what not, I could either be found at a movie theater or online in my house. I know, I don't live what you would call a CRAZY exciting life but don't get me wrong, I'm very adventurous and spontaneous.. I am beyond spontaneous, so if that's not something you can handle, I really wouldn't even give it a shot if I were you =)
The whole thing is full of negativity and indecision. You don't have to be blatantly honest when they ask these things. You can rephrase and make it sound awesome. "Fridays I'm out hanging out with friends or catching the latest movie craze . Pretty much doing whatever you can think of....or can't  . I love just getting off my butt and going wherever the wind blows . Yeah I like to take it easy too and just chill out at home sometimes. Sometimes I go surfing...on the internet cuz I'm awesome like that . I would like to learn to surf though! Sounds like tons of fun!" That's off the top of my head bro. Along those lines write your stuff.
The most private thing I'm willing to admit...That kinky stuff won't cut it man. People don't need to or want to hear about your fetishes. When you actually meet them and start building a sexual relationship you can talk about this shit. Not on your profile. It's ok to portray yourself as a sex symbol but keep it regular. Like you could say in your description of yourself: "Sexy young stud looking to make boyfriends jealous ". Anyway in this I'd put something sweet in a joking way. Like I cried while watching "________" and you joke about it so that she knows you're secure with yourself to admit that but you're still a man and a leader.
LOL at "Girls who like guys" Take off the "who like guys". I think they can figure it out. And it wouldn't hurt to meet a few sexy lesbians
You should message me if sucks. Yeah there's gonna be some strange people. The trick is not to respond to them. Sift them out when they message you. This just tells normal chicks that you think up some crazy shit lol especially at inbred.
And finally the thing on the side: His details
Instead of skinny put something like slim.
Take off "it doesn't matter" from your sign. Women actually believe a lot of that. You can always argue about it when you meet her but there's nothing wrong with having some thought that there's some "connection" or something. Even if it might be crap
Take off doesn't want children. Put something like you're thinking about it or leave it blank. At some point you may actually want kids. And you're not really gonna find many girls who don't want to get married and have kids at some point in her life.
This is gonna take practice and trial and error. I took some time off to help you cuz I know how it is bro. Take my advice if you want to. In the end it's up to you. You can try something new and see if you improve or change your life. Or you can do the same thing you've been doing and the same will continue to happen.
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Again, not interesting enough.