Fellow PUAs. One of the reasons i hate online gaming is because there is no face to face interaction, no kino tests, no way to smoothly DHVing without typing alot, etc but whatever online sarging is still part of the game. I have had at least three convos with Deni (my target) online since the first post on this topic. I guess her shyness got the better of her the first convo we had. That should have been enough reason to be more talkative (type-ative to be correct) but online sarging isnt my thing. During the convo she says she doesnt have a phone which to most would sound like rejection but not to me. This is not the first time i have had targets turn me down to only give me another way to contact them (FB, e-mail, etc). I got a 'date' close. Here is how the following went.
Me
hey
how was work?
1:09am
Deni
hey
exhausting
1:11am
Me
i saw the picture you posted bout the car that crashed into your house. what happened?
1:11am
Deni
idk some guys foot must have slipped
and he destroyed the side of our house
messed up our AC unit like the car devoured it
and our main water pipe burst
1:12am
Me
oh wow!
thats terrible! will you guys be suing?
1:13am
Deni
no
we arent trouble makers
i was laughing so much cause it was just like "something like this would happen to my family"
but their insurance is going to cover everything and were supposed to get someone here tmrw
1:15am
Me
laughing oh wow
1:16am
Deni
yeah it just unusual
it was*
1:16am
Me
well as long as you do get reinversed for something thats what matters
i think you handled it the best way buy laughing
by*
1:18am
Me
its been a weird weekend for everyone i know
1:18am
Deni
lol
1:18am
Me
probably some stars miss aligned or something
1:19am
Deni
i mean yeah its been a weird week
1:20am
Me
i know what you mean there was this old cuban dude who wanted to fight me over certain miss interpretations
yesterday
he had a white beard and he was fully bald, he was wearing some white muscle t shirt
1:21am
Deni
o_o
1:22am
Me
when he walked into my store i said "oh christ its popi the salor man"
he didnt take that too well
1:22am
Deni
well, id punch you too
or want to punch you lol
1:23am
Me
we'll you shouldnt be bald then
or at least wear a shirt thats out of you're age range
=D=D
1:25am
Deni
lol, well... if he feels confident... when you see a big girl with her tub out, im sure you dont say, "its a fucking muffin!" lol ;p
1:25amMe
jeez! of coarse not...
she would probably eat me if i do =)=)
1:27am
Deni
haha
so mean
1:29amMe
there is a mini frog orchestra outside my room
it seems so peaceful coming from the garden
1:29am
Deni
you know
at like 4/5 the roosters start doing their wake up calls
its so nice to me o_o
1:31am
Me
rooster are the complete opposite of fogs lady!
1:31am
Deni
lmao
we dont have that
but we have a crazy cat lady next door
1:32am
Me
ah those are always the worst
does she leave cans of at food lating around?
laying*
i couldnt stand it
1:32am
Deni
no
she never leaves her house
lol shes kinda scared
i mean sorry im watching a tv show
i mean kinda weird
1:35am
Me
i know i should be asleep by now
my friends called me up to go biking with them up and down Key Biscayne
... unfortunately for me their early birds
1:40am
Deni
aw
i would totally wake up to go biking early
1:41am
Me
oh by the way i was ganna ask
1:41amDenise
ask away?
1:43amDenise
hm>
?*
1:44am
Me
im goin titusville this thursday, dont know when ill be back. point is have nothing to do till then.
would you like to met up for coffee with me on tuesday
1:46amDenise
yeah, i'd totally be down im really shy though like really really shy
1:46am
Me
awesome!
i talk a lot! you and me well complement each other very nicely =)=)
will*
i can only grantee nothing but good conversation
1:48am
Deni
lol i can guarantee a few words ;p
1:51amMe
awesome, so its settled then!
give me your number and ill give you a text
1:52am
Deni
oh, yeah... this is going to be difficult.
i dont own a phone, its just a personal choice. I dont like having one but recently im getting one friday because i need one
recently my job is needing me more so*
1:55am
Me
thats fine then. ill just send you the where/when over FB then
1:55am
Deni
you know, you remind me of joseph levitt
1:55am
Me
who?
wait dont tell me i googled it all ready
1:56am
Deni
http://images.allocine.fr/r_760_x/media ... 191419.jpg
lol
its just the hair
1:57am
Me
i guess
i w0ould have done better in 10 Things I Hate About You though
1:58am
Deni
LOL
hes super cute now
1:59amMe
my sis loved that movie
1:59am
Deni
i did too when i first saw it
2:00am
Me
most of my memories of her as a youth included that movie
2:01am
Deni
you need to watch y tu mama tambien
my nose is so stuffy
hot air is running through my house
2:02am
Me
i was it, or i think i saw the cover at it at blockbuster
saw8
sawfd*
grrrr saw*
2:03am
Deni
its my favorite movie
i have a tattoo
from it
2:03am
Me
oh wow
have any pics of it?
2:04am
Deni
my tattoo?
2:04am
Me
yeah
ive been dying to get tatted
2:04am
Deni
its not anything amazing its a thunderbolt the guys had in the movie
both guys
i got it in the same place they had it
i have a lot of tattoos
2:05am
Me
i just wanna get one
2:06am
Deni
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/xxxxx (pic of her tat)
2:06am
Me
every one has ink know im feeling left out =(=(
2:07am
Me
was it taken the same day you had the bolt done?
2:07amDenise
mhmm
2:07am
Me
i dig it
2:07am
Denise
http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/xxxxxx (pic of her tat)
that
uh want to see the rest?
2:08am
Me
holy fuck on your lip! and you... wear glasses?
2:08am
Deni
yeah?
lmao
2:08am
Me
=D=D interesting! are your lenses progressive?
2:09am
Deni
since 3rd grade!
wut
lol
2:09a
mMe
its so weird
my mom tells me know can well what type of lenses by the way they act/ things they doo
and yeah def id love to see the rest
but not now though
i gatta go
2:10am
Deni
lol kk good night
:>
2:11am
Me
ill message you the where/when tomorrow over FB hopefully if my friends dont tire me out
ill talk to you later =)=)
(end of covo)
To those practicing or chick surfing online take note of the details. her IOIs- she showed me her tats and compared me to joseph levitt. My DHVs- the popi story (though it wasnt ment to be a DHV story, i introduced it to create a playful effect).
One thing i noticed that has really helped me out online and in field is this:
When you approach a set, what ever you do talk about what [b]you[/b] wanna talk about, not vice versa. In other words, bring her into your world.
Lastly, always have some DHV pics of yourself on your FB account. Thats how Deni found me; i got a pic of myself running a 5k. Ill keep you guys posted if get a date with her (id call it a day 2 but we have never met up in person).Cheers!
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