Okay, I tried the marriage and divorce opener for this one... It's been over a day and no response. She requested me as a friend right after her last reply. The message is read and she has been on.. Her default was changed. I'm kinda confused if I said something wrong...
Me: After a rigorously brief overview of your profile I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind.
Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories... you will always have a special place in my heart.
your ex-hubby,
Chayne
P.S.
You can keep the dog and I will keep the house in Hawaii =)
HB8: Aww haha how funny!!
Me: How can you laugh at a time like this! ;] We just divorced because of your fling with the pool boy, Pablo, remember? ;] ;]
HB8: I couldn't resist him!! I'm sorry. I get to keep the cars and the dog then since we're still separated
Me: Peanutbutter(the dog) was always fond of Hawaii, you can have that victory! But the cars!? I'd never let you take my babies!
And I forgive you! Besides, a s far as Pablo goes, I had a fling with your sister right before the wedding while you were taking soooooo long to get ready! We're now even ;]
HB8: I don't have a sister...that was my mom!!! You sicko!!
you're really funny!!Me: I shouldn't have had so many drinks on that day! But getting married to someone like you, anyone would be nervous :] :]
You know this doesn't have to get bitter. Remember our pillow fights right before the great sex and the romantic dinners I would make you?