well this is the datails of some chick i number closed today i was just cheeky random and gave very little thought to what i was typing, and to prove a point that someone else made on here being slightly batshit crazy can really work wonders.
me.....hi how are you ? i dont normally go for big lasses but in your case i make exception (she wasnt big at all although had rather large nice tits)
her.....erm cheers?! im alright ta.. what makes me an exception then?
me......ok face and nice blue eyes, nearly made my lips curl up
her.....well bubble bursting moment.. my eyes are green
me....haha they look blue on your third pic, you sound like quite a fiesty one:)
her.......iv had my eyes 25 years i know what colour they are and if i get really close to a mirror to look they go blurred and i cant see them!
fiesty? hmm do you think it could be the spanish in me?
me....well not knowing many spanish women i couldnt answer that one but ill take your word for it.
her....im not exactly spanish just carry a lil of it in me if that makes sense so when you meet one be sure to make notes!
me....oh looks ill give you an 8 fiestyness an 8 sense of humour 8
we need to get another 6 from somewhere to make it upto 30, so tell me a crazy story about something you once did.
her....and how do you intend to score me a further 6 points?
me....whats the best prank youve played on somebody, ive played a few whats the best joke youve played on one of your friends after a few drinks say?
her.....im never the prankster i always get them pulled on me!
il tell you my worst??
me.....well the worst joke i played on somebody was with somebody i knew from work, he had phobia of clowns.
One day at work i put a picture of krusty the clown on the back of the canteen door, when he saw it he went hysterical and climbed out the window, and this was on the third floor lol
her...oh you awful mr!!
mine was getting very very drunk.. my younger years if im honest..innocently fell asleep whilst my sister in law had other plans
photographs tell the story of how i became a human dinning table..thing she didnt realise is.....putting strawberry things in my mouth nose and on my skin would potentially kill me lol oh the joy oh oh and the fire work hat looked a treat!
me....well good that you lived to tell the tail, excuse the rather sarcastic profile i have a bit of a mad sense of humour.
Im mark by the way and you are? would you like to swap numbers?
her.... am jenn..or jenny or even jenni.. you choose! call me jennifer and i will poke you
me....ok i will stick with jenny i dont want poking with no broomstick, so whats your number lady?
her.....who mentioned a broom stick?? i have a special pokey finger! perfected its strenght over the years
and my number is one with 11 numbers in it mr man
me...ok 07????????? youll have to give me the other 9 me not being psychic
her... xxxxxxxxxxx (her number)