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Me: So you still never got the chance to get smashed by me in soccer! or are you no good anymore?!
Her- Ha boy pls Ima pro. Lol I just don't wanna embarress u
Me: Girl, you been singing the same tune for a long while and haven't backed up all your talk yet lol I'm just intimidating like that
Her- Lol hey i mean it's my favorite song
Me: lets change that tune one day at a time... you got text, hit me up that way you can trash talk 150 words per minute haha
Her- Haha cuz u kno that's what I do
Me: haha anyways shoot me a text and tell me all about what you do cuz I have no freakin idea! Just as long as you're not crazy with some strange phobia..
Her- Wowzers!!! Do I look like that type of chick lol
Me: ..from the looks of things you look like a real trouble maker with your devious smile.. You prolly purposely find good boys like me to take advantage of in your spare time when you're not out stealing lolly pops from little kids and pushing old people down the stairs huh?
Her- Hahahahaha woooow I don't think some as lil n sweet as me would ever do that lol just cuz that's what u do don't try n put ur fault on me makin me look like a bad guy haha ur a monster!!!
Me: Alexis, You haven't seen nothin yet! Lets plan a heist together and steal all the ice cream, runaway to Mexico and Celebrate like the end of Ocean's 11 hahahaha
Her- Hahaha u r a fool for that one
Me: ..(253) XXX-XXXX
-Sprks
Her- Haha was that asign for me to use that lol
Me: ..You're a big girl you can do what you want, just don't call me 9x a day breathing heavily on the phone
Her- Ha wth kind of chick to I look like doin that. That's o Lu for dumb females
Me: ..I like that I can get you all hot and bothered, now I'm definitely sleeping good tonight knowing that!
But read me a bedtime story first and tuck me in thru the phone sweetheart 
Her-Haha ain't no one gettin hot n bothered. Ha! U wish I was n ummm how old r u now? Lol didn't kno we still needed bed time stories
Me: ..yess I'll bring the milk and cookies & don't forget your little pj's with the bunny ears and the furry footies haha
Her- hahaha ur stupid those r ur pjs mine are Mario n yoshi get it right lol
Me: lmao how about I be mario you be yoshi and instead of veggies I feed you nothin but brownies and all the ice cream we stole and I ride you for hours but only until we get to the club! haha But if we don't start hanging out soon I'm definitely signing the divorce papers and fighting for full custody.
Her-Oh hecks no there is a reason y Mario always messes up n loses yoshi cuz he be treatin him wrong lol brownies n ice cream really? Wat u tryin to get a girl fat haha n custody of wat??
Me: Full Custody of the benz and the 2 floor loft.. You can keep the dog and the couch haha j/k. But baby girl I won't treat you or your body wrong.. I'll do nothing but good things to make you wanna be near me rather than us being away from each other.. See we've been fighting now it's time to kiss and make up.. Remember, yoshi always has good energy, that's what you have.. Good energy and a certain sexiness about yourself that can't be replaced.. and the two are apart periodically but always seem to come back together and stay
Her- Hahaha how u gonna compare my body n sexiness back to yoshi. Lol ur a Dork n ur not gettin anything Ill take the dog n u can keep the couch cuz u gonna need something to sleep on in the streets lol
Me: ahhh for real?!
Her- Lol yup
Me: i'm pretty sure you're more comfortable than the streets, just as long as you can enjoy good hugs and me being my normal crazy self that grabs your ass when we cuddle and makes you smile..
Her- Haha ur out of flume for that one lol
Me: haha no nintendo! You lost me back there I don't speak spanish
Alexis, Are you always this easy to talk to or am I just one of the lucky ones that gets to see your extra silly, creative, yet sweet side!?
Her- Lol i got that in my room right now haha n No im just always this east n sweet n creative to talk to
Me: Nicee! I do like talking to you, if you haven't noticed.. I see you as more than just a cute face, I'd like to know more about you while playing nintendo!!! I sure hope you're allowed to have boys in your room..
Her- Haha what do I look like a 14 yr old where I gotta keep the lights in door open n u sit at the bottom of the bed n me at the top lol
Me: ..it's coo haha, aight shoot me a friendly text!
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