I was reading Kata124 thread and decided to try it out with a bit of my own flare...This is a girl that i had seen on Facebook and decided to try out my hand at online game...this just goes to show that women love to role play
Darren
you know what, i cant do this anymore...i am breaking up with you
i want my cds back
you can have the kids and the condo in hawaii
1:32pmBrittany
lol.. oh please take the kids. i can't stand them!
1:33pmDarren
some mother you are
really?
1:34pmBrittany
you are the one breaking up with me. its gonna be a disfunctional family anyways
1:35pmDarren
well are family always did put the fun in dysfunctional
your never going to see your children again
my people will contact your ppl
1:36pmBrittany
i'll be waiting. can't say i didn't see this coming.. the spark just isnt there. well. oh well
1:39pmDarren
i know about you and pablo the pool boy
1:40pmBrittany
umm. apparently you don't. his name is gustavo.
1:41pmDarren
As far as Pablo goes, I had a fling with your sister right before the wedding while you were taking soooooo long to get ready.
You know this doesn't have to get bitter. Remember our pillow fights right before the great sex and the romantic dinners I would make you?
1:43pmBrittany
great sex? you mean boring "i have a headache" nights?? ..well. the dinner was pretty good.
1:43pmDarren
thats not what you were screaming
1:50pmBrittany
yeah... gustavo usually hit the spot
1:53pmDarren
yeah, well gustavo didnt help you raise two children you bitch
1:54pmBrittany
on a pool boys salary i cant see he did. but at least he was there for them when his father was out whoreing around!
1:56pmBrittany
*say lol
1:56pmDarren
OMG i am so pissed i spent endless hrs out working to support this family
this is not a laughing matter
2:00pmBrittany
its a laughing matter when you out of nowhere want to break up... but i still get everything but the cd's
2:04pmDarren
wow, we seem to get a long so well now that all that's over. Ever consider giving it another shot? I mean we were pretty good together.
2:05pmBrittany
every now and then. i do miss your tattoos..
2:09pmDarren
well i do miss that cute freckle you have below your left thigh
2:10pmBrittany
its a wart
:(2:12pmDarren
haha your sooo cute.. but I dont think we could ever reconcile the divorce, we are just too similar.. we would fight and throw things and have incredible make up sex all over the place and fight more then sex fight sex fight.. too much drama and intense feelings for me!
2:13pmBrittany
i understand. it was good while it lasted... no hard feelings
2:16pmBrittany is offline.
2:17pmBrittany is online.
2:20pmBrittany is online.
2:20pmDarren
you know what...
2:21pmBrittany
what
2:21pmDarren
i suppose if you would be a good girl i'd think about giving you another chance
2:22pmBrittany
a good girl? i can TRY
2:24pmDarren
It is worth the effort and I do want to be together. I'll promise not to break your heart if you promise to lose gustavo's number. lol Speaking of numbers... I seemed to have lost yours in all the messy divorce stuff. Why don't you send it to me again and we can begin rebuilding. This time it'll be fun, exciting and full of adventure.
Plus in the mean time we get to be text buddies!
Whatdya say Cuddle Bunny?
2:26pmBrittany
already lost his number
:) ... and i guess i can give it to you again. i got it changed to (numcer#)..i wasnt expecting this to workout2:28pmDarren
well hey have to take little joey to soccer practice...ttyl
