Thought I should give back to the community, I took alot of your stuff (from diggidoyo and others)and mixed it up a bit.
HER: How are you? I know your "probably too good for me"("probably to good for you" This is my username, lmao) but hit me up sometime if you wanna talk
Me:get some pictures first, and ill think about it
Her: Haha okay, I just started using this yesterday. But ill put some up soon! Or you can just check my facebook
(She just put up pictures and she is made cute)
Me: Yeah i don't really like talking to people online, especially people who don't have pics!:P, their is alot of crazy people out there
Her:haha well i just put some up.
Me:Nice that makes u seem some what safe.
So can i get your number so i can call you 100 times a day and your address so i can stalk you, lol
Oh, and btw i love what u did to your living room, lmao
Her: hahahhahahahaha uhmmmm how about you send me a picture of yourself so i can
like blow it up 10 sizes and post it on my wall.
id love to stalk you and come like stare in your window too..... kidding!
and thanks i'm glad you noticed!
:] you have a sense of humor i like it haha
Me: see right now we have really bad communication, u didn't answer my question.. where not right for each other, so i think we should get a divorce
Her: ah i'm terribly sorry.... i was so attracted to the whole concept of you stalking me that i
forgot to answer your question. my number is xxx xxx xxxx.
(I really wasn't looking for her #)
Me: wow that was the wrong answer, i think i need to teach you how to be fun, lmao
But yeah i wasn't really looking for ur number, thats like a red flag when u give it that quick
do u text?
Her: 1. it was my friend that gave it to you.
2. i am very, very fun.
haha and yes i do text.
Me: okay, good lol, i'm glad i was talking to ur friend cause she seemed pretty boring
Her: haha yes she is
Text messaging
ME: see me and u are to different, i think im to fun for u, oh and plus i can be an asshole sometimes =)
HER: well i know i'm way more fun that you'll ever be, and can be twice the asshole you wish to be
ME: see there can only be one asshole in this relationship and babe i can handle it, lol.. so u can be fun and enteratain me =)
HER: haha well excuse me Mr "friends first" (I wrote that in my profile) No one ever said I'd allow a relationship, plus, you couldn't handle all the fun I have:)
ME: haha, okay first of all, i call the shot, if u cant handle that its over, and for country shit, that shit ain't gunna fly with me
HER: haha you call all the shots, but i have to approve. Send a pic of yourself, and what's your name anyways? until then you'll go by asshole:) and for the country deal with it!;)
ME: thats not how it works, u send me a pic and give me 3 reasons on whats so great about u, then ill think about sending a pic
HER: haha alrite I see how it is. gimme a minute ill send one. you got a blackberry?
ME: that phone sucks, i got a different one
HER: hell nah I love the blackberry. I sent it u should get it soon
ME: With 3 reason?
HER: No ill resend it hold on with the reasons haha
HER: (Her Picture) 1. I have pretty blue eyes, 2. I'm italian and have the cutest face ever. haha and 3 i have a awsome personality... oh and my ass i great. (Just realized i knew this girl, i did the cocky+funny routine on her, and had sex with her a year ago, or at least i tryed. she was a virgin and i couldn't fit. Then after 10min, i couldnt get my dick up. She called me gay and shit. I was taking a drug call propecia that i later found out was the cause, but now my testosterone is higher than ever!, and i can multy cum and not get soft, LMAO, but now i need sex all the time, i cant sleep without masturbating.)
ME: and the name
HER:(name)
ME: (sent a pic of me with no words) (LMAO,EPIC!! I'm guessing she realized who i was cause i got no response
she was really cute, lol)I didnt use the material word for word, so dont do that, i posted this cause alot of guys wonder y their lines dont work, its cause u have to apply them right.
Please commit on how i can improve myself
And thanks for everyone on the forum for all your tips and material!