Below is a facebook chat convo between me and this HB9 i met once at a club...any comments will be helpful.
Neelan
ey goofball!!! stellenbosch far enuf away from u 4 the detox? <---(her fb status was: Emma is on a major detox and warns all living things to keep a safe distance...)
6:14pm
Emma
ahaha
i dunno mate, id try mars
6:15pm
Neelan
well i kno u outta this world..but goin 2 yr home planet..na dont think it my thing
6:16pm
Emma
lol, u dont know me from a bar of soap. earth is my home planet!
6:17pm
Neelan
come on now ET no need to deny it...so they have soap on mars?
6:17pm
Emma
ok so im a bit crazy
6:18pm
Neelan
a bit?
6:18pm
Emma
a lot
6:19pm
Neelan
haha thats better...well we never get to talk... so I'm curious...what do you have going on for yrself besides yr looks?
6:20pm
Emma
dude screw looks, im a hippy
serious earth girl
6:21pm
Neelan
so let me get this straight...u from mars, they have soap there, u a hippy, and u love our planet?
6:22pm
Emma
im not from mars! ur from mars! people like me are from earth, from soil and water and plants
6:23pm
Neelan
haha dats awesome, kind of...We would never get along. I mean if the entire world were all clones
of you, what would the world be like?
6:24pm
Emma
why would we never get along?
the entire world could never be clones of me, everyone is woven uniquely
6:25pm
Neelan
we're too similar and like, we'd get on each others nerves. we'd bicker about funny stupid things, then have intense crazy make up sex, and this cycle would repeat
6:25pm
Emma
excuse me what makes u think we would ever have sex
6:26pm
Neelan
male instinct yr gender lacks it
6:27pm
Emma
ive met you, like, once
6:28pm
Neelan
ok, you predict what would happen when we get into a relationship then
miss ive-met-you-like-once
6:29pm
Emma
when?
i dont think we would get into a relationship, sir
i am over relationships
i am over sex
6:32pm
Neelan
haha u dont THINK..but i guess even if we did either way both our predictions would end in divorce
6:32pm
Emma
LOL
ok maybe we will get along
6:33pm
Neelan
i guess we'll neva kno...
6:36pm
Emma
why
pretentious people and yes-no bounderies. life has endless possibilities in any direction
6:36pm
Neelan
because u THINK that we would never get into a relationship, sir...
6:37pm
Emma
riiight, so we can only ever get to know each other in person, in a relationship.
6:38pm
Neelan
is it necessary to confuse me with such big words?
so now u changin yr story by sayin u predict that we would get in2 a relationship?
6:39pm
Emma
omg, you are so impossible to communicate with. Im saying life aint so black and white. anything is possible in a mulitverse of gray.
6:40pm
Neelan
na i understood it..i jus dont like it wen people think they are intellectuals...it makes me feel stupid
6:41pm
Emma
i dont think im intellectual. actually i think intellectual is a stupid concept
6:41pm
Neelan
sjoe thank god!!! we eventually agree on summin
6:42pm
Emma
there we go
6:43pm
Neelan
haha to be truly honest it sucked that we didnt get to talk much in plett..u actually a decent person to hav a convo wid..so how bout u hand me yr num n ill call u n we can hang out sumtime
6:47pm
Emma
i rate we catch up next year, coz then im in stellies full time
6:49pm
Neelan
next yr is fine 2...but all im promisin till then is a gud fb convo...
6:50pm
Emma
ok cool
So why didnt she give me her number?