Hey hey hey hey Pua's, Mpua's and afc's alike...just thought i'd post a convo for you guys to read and give feedback if you feel too...its long, so be warned!!!!
Background: she is a school friends relative known her since i was about 14ish, she is older. we have been role playing for ages, almost 9months through facebook, she was online so i thought i' try a different approach to gaming through fb chat. Personally i think i got ioi's, LMR, at the same time...feedback if you will
Jeremy
oi smelly entertain me im bored
23:39Bob
u want me to dance for you?
23:39Jeremy
depends if u can dance, if u cnt then there aint much point
23:39Bob
does the running man in shame
i can dance
i just feel shame
23:40Jeremy
y shame?
23:41Bob
because u want me to entertain u
like a whore
23:41Jeremy
nah, i'd be payin u if u were a whore, this is all for free
23:42Bob
so u admit u pay women for sex?
23:43Jeremy
no but that is what a whore is, stop tryin to be smart, ur still my ex wife
23:43Bob
i still love u
23:44Jeremy
i can tell, u show it in only ways that some ppl can understand, like throwing a fryin pan
23:46Bob
i can't stand to see u with other girls
u'll always be mine
and that frying pan was yours too
23:49Jeremy
i could tell, it was coming str8 for me :-s why r u up so late and not in bed neway, u know how u get with lack of sleep
23:51Bob
it's cos u're not here
if nobody's farting next to me and beating me in my sleep, it doesn't feel like home
23:52Jeremy
i'll make sure i beat it well 2night then
23:53Bob
beat "it" well?
23:53Jeremy
sorry i ment u
23:54Jeremy
apart from thinkin about me, what u doin 2morrow?
23:54Bob
same as everyday. parking outside ur yard. prank calling u.
23:55Jeremy
awww that wud depend on u having my number, we should exchange
23:55Bob
i already have it
i';ve always had it
can't u tell it's me?
23:55Jeremy
well i dnt have urs so u shud give me urs so i know to pick up next time
23:56Bob
i like private calling
1 ringers
just to see if your phone is on
i get turned on knowing u have to put ur hand in your pocket for me
know what i mean
23:57Jeremy
instead on u puttin ur hand in my pocket, hmm
23:58Bob
there'd be no room for my hand. i reckon
23:58Jeremy
i wonder who u been tlkin to
23:59Bob
i saw it mentioned on the public toilet walls in one stop
23:59Jeremy
oh and there was me thinkin it was cuz u were once my wife
Today
00:00Bob
we never consemated the marriage.
what happened that night was just u falling over and knocking me out. with your fist
00:01Jeremy
oh i thought u passed out due to excitment, my bad
00:02Bob
i did. proper turn on that was. but when i woke u left with all my money
00:02Jeremy
yeah only to buy u breakfast in bed
00:03Bob
oh
i was at the copshop by then
wow, you're so good to me
00:03Jeremy
thats one of the reasons u married me
00:06Bob
that and cos i heard something about black men
00:07Jeremy
u never found out tho its such a shame
00:07Bob
no i did. u conf it when u hit me and stole my money
but it's cool. it's all foreplay baby
00:08Jeremy
but i came back with food so thats not tru, and it werent chicken either so noe of that...
00:08Bob
aaawe
do my racist jokes upset u? on a level...
00:10Jeremy
nah u get a pass
00:10Bob
ok cool
00:10Jeremy
ur stiill racist
00:10Bob
i just realised, i do post a lot of that shit up on your profile. so i hope nobody else sees it and gets vexed
00:11Jeremy
are u feelin self concious right now?
00:11Bob
no
just thought i'd address the issue rather than assuming everyone thinks racism is funny like me
00:12Jeremy
yeah better not say that on my profile
00:12Bob
hehe
i so love u dude
can't believe i watched u grow up
into a bigger boy
00:13Jeremy
what u mean bigger...
is this some black person seterotypin again?
00:14Bob
no.
i mean. ur voice broke
n hair grew in funny places
like ur elbows n stuff
00:15Jeremy
same for u really, hair grew on ur toplip, i still love u tho
00:15Bob
hey, i grew it out only cos u asked me
00:16Jeremy
no that must have been the dude u cheated on me with, pablo the french baker
00:16Bob
he wasn't a french baker
he smelt that way only after he'd been with me
00:17Jeremy
yeast infection?
00:17Bob
yeah. it helped him save a fortune in his bakery being with me
00:18Jeremy
neway i 4gave u for cheatin we both did it, we should get back together, we were alwasy good 2gether and u know the sex was always good
00:19Bob
the sex we never had?
how could i have slept with u? you were 11!
00:20Jeremy
yeah, but it'll cum, u know what they say about break up to make up
we got marrid so young
00:20Bob
yeah. u were 11. i was 34...
good times, good times
00:21Jeremy
thats illegal, at least make it 16
00:21Bob
ok ok
we got married at 16
but i started dating u at 11
00:22Jeremy
u got a thing for children hey
00:22Bob
no no
i have a thing for all things that are wrong....
00:23Jeremy
that must include asian girls and black guys then evidently
00:24Bob
hehe, what can I say. I'm a sucker for gettin hurt
00:25Bob
god i'm actually hungry
00:25Jeremy
hmmm depends what u mean by gettin hurt
00:25Bob
but it's bed time
00:26Jeremy
so early? u have no stamina!!!
00:26Bob
i just mean, i tend to go after ppl i'm not allowed and then have to deal with the arsey hassle of letting go
early, i knnow
but last night it was 1.30
day before it was 2
satuday it was 7am
00:27Jeremy
oh what were u doin at 7am with out me hey
00:27Bob
hehe
nothing, just chillin
00:28Jeremy
hmmm if u say so, however i say u shud give me ur number
00:28Bob
r u actually coming onto me?
00:28Jeremy
well we do tlk dnt we
its usually what ppl do
00:28Bob
on facebook
when you're bored and want me to entertain u
00:28Jeremy
ok u can stay a facebook friend if u wnt
00:29Bob
i don't mean it like that
we just don't chat about real things, know what i mean?
00:29Jeremy
yeah can always start tho
00:29Bob
true
00:30Jeremy
so...
00:30Bob
chat to me next time on facebook, on a level. k?
then we'll see
i'm not saying no tjp
*tho
00:30Jeremy
sounds lke a no to me haha
00:31Bob
it's a no for now lol
00:32Jeremy
a now for now? hmmm, how would a no be change to a yes?
00:32Bob
as in yeah, i'll give u my number eventially
00:33Jeremy
so if i meet ur standards u mean
00:33Bob
but chat to me on a level on facebook 1st is what i'm saying
standards?
jeremy, don't get me wrong, but do u think something's gonna happen between us?
00:34Jeremy
lol on a level. u keep talkin like we workin out a relationship, we just talkin
00:36Bob
i mean chat to me normally. like this
without chattin about our pretend relationship
00:36Jeremy
yeah ok, is that important to u?
00:37Bob
what, is chattin important to me?
doesn't matter
*posts me her number*
00:38Jeremy
chattin to u normally
00:38Bob
when u feel like it.
me gonna jump into bed
00:38Jeremy
what hapened to next time?
00:39Bob
you're harmless
but i'd like to get to know who u were as a person too
just stick to texting for time being if poss
i'm gonna run dude
00:41Jeremy
night smelly
00:41Bob
nite nite! x
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