With the help of 10seconds (I think it was you... if it wasn't, I'm sorry to whoever really helped me!) I came up with this routine.
I texted this girl "Your horoscope is freaking awesome today!"
And she responded "What does it say?!"
The thing is, I had nothing to say to her. I was panicking a little coz I really didnt read any horoscopes or anything... So I logged on the chat, and I believe 10seconds said I should say "Your future lover will send you a weird text" or something...
I used "It said the next guy to kiss you would send you a message, and not to tempt fate. Whatever that means lol"
Worked like a charm
