So I'm new to this forum, but I thought I would share a few of the conversations I've had on myspace and facebook.. Enjoy!
This one is a HB9.5, read from the bottom up.
We would never get along if we weren't equally sarcastic,
But text me right away then I am going to text you something dirty..
XXX-XXX-XXXX
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well i make no guarantees lol
just kidding im a 19 year old college girl that plays tennis and models and beats up boys like you in my spare time
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Ehhhhhh,
I don't usually give out my number..
You promise your not a forty year old construction worker trying to kidnap and rape me?
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i actually dont know my number because i just changed it but if you give me yours ill text you and then you will have it
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Haha.
That one made me laugh,
congratulations. =]
But hey,
I'm gonna get off here.
So lets escalate our new friendship and give me your number.
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you caught me...im just one of those jerks tryin to sex you haha
hold your ground ....dont let me take your virginity
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No wayyy,
discount on the hotel suite..
Geez your pervert,
you just want to get in my pants..
But I'm not falling for it,
my mother warned me about girls like you.. ;D
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that means sexy time
haha
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You know I thought you were kind of cute but this mean-ness is starting to bring out your sexy side,
lets skip the wedding and move straight to the honeymoon..
You know what that means right..?
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you dont have to act all tough ...i know your scared
and if your not than id like to challenge you to a fight!
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Lol.
Those might ward off some other guys that talk to you,
but you don't intimidate me one bit..
Remember I'm different. =D
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lol i have no boyfriend
i killed the last one for making fun of me ...hint hint thats your warning
haha just kidding iv never killed anyone...just tasered a few and knocked out the rest
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Hahaha.
Oh I was just waiting until you would get feisty on me,
I don't know who your boyfriend is..
But he needs to start spanking you harder.. =p
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what the hell is that supposed to mean? whats wrong with brunettes?
you better watch what you say to me..ill have you know that i do cage fighting buster!
and i dont want a dog...i want a miniature pig named herman
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And I want the dog!
Your so cute and fun haha,
even though your brunette.. =p
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ok lol but if we get divorced i get to keep the huge diamond that you are going to have to buy me for my finger
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If we don't run out of good names then we'll try eleven,
and if I don't slap the divorce papers on you haha. =]
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sounds good to me!
how about 11? nine is just not enough
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I was actually thinking this weekend,
we could go off to Vegas..
Have nine good looking afro babies,
and then start off a famous family of traveling magicians.. =D
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ok...um i think i have time for a wedding tomorrow
sound like a date?
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Haha.
I knew you were in love with me,
and if not I would have given you fifteen more minutes..
So let's take the next step,
marry me?
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your gonna make me go to your profile...how inconvenient!
and yes im madly in love haha
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Haha.
Uh-Ohhhh,
are you in love with me already? =p
And you want to know mine?
You'll just have to ready my profile,
I have more than enough information about me ha. =D
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lol you are cracking me up
seriously...your awesome ...most guys are just jerk faces
three best qualities...hmm..
probly being super adventurous, kind, and creative
what are yours mister dork lover?
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Ha.
I'm the type of person that always keeps you guessing,
but you really do seem like you have a cool personality..
What are your three best qualities?
And being cute like a dork doesn't count. =p
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very true
way to be original
cant say i was expecting to see that when i opened up the message
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Haha.
Well I'm a sucker for dorkiness.. =]
And at least I'm not like those other meatheads on here and say things like, "Damn baby your fucking hott.."
I like to set myself apart from others. =p
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how dare you call me a dork!
jerk! lol
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SUBJECT: You're cute...
MESSAGE: For a dork.. =p
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HB8 from facebook, saw her at a party but her boyfriend was with her. Read from top to bottom.
Me: How's my fourth favorite little brat doing..?
Her: Im doin ok. Tryin to get used to bein single. U?
Me: Single?
Imaginary boyfriends always help,
and they also do and say whatever you want them to...
Haha.
Problem solved. ;P
Her: Hahahahaha!!
Yes.. I broke up with him.
Lots of stuff.. long story.
Me: Well I like talking about positive things,
and break ups aren't that positive...
So subject change!
There is something really important that I need to talk to you about though... =/
Her: Um, yes sir?!
Me: Ehhhhh,
never mind I'll tell you some other time.
Her: NOOO!! tell me now
Me: Oh well I was just going to say that you have really pretty eyes...
Especially your left one.. ;P
Her: Hahahaha Thank you
My left one?
because you can never see my right one bc of my hair?
haha
Me: Haha.
No because your right one slants off to the side a little bit,
soooo unattractive...
Her: ass hole!!!
Me: Wow could you please re-frame from using derogatory words,
we need to keep facebook G-rated you know..
Her: UGHHHHHH.
You're so mean.
How's that?
gosh.. you can't say something like that to a girl.
they become super self conscious.
haha
Me: Hahaha.
That was cute,
and it actually made me laugh..
So congratulations. ;D
But hey I'm getting off here,
give me your number and we can talk for a bit via text message.
Her: XXX-XXX-XXXX
..jerk.
Me: Alright I'm going to text you something dirty,
so you have to be ready for it..
Her: Deal