alright so here's the convo i've been having with this VERY attractive girl. I used the mirror opener, but she didn't have any mirror pics so i modified it a little.
ME:
dude, that girl in your profile is beautiful, do you think you could hook me up?
HB9:
07/09/2009 - 11:47pm
Yeah, but there's an entrance fee.
ME:
07/09/2009 - 11:58pm
o, really? and what would that be?
HB9:
07/10/2009 - 1:34am
$500, no refunds.
ME:
07/10/2009 - 9:06am
oh dang, she charges a lot. Tell her I usually charge $250 an hour, and since I know sh'es going to want to spend more time with me than two hours, I'll be a nice guy and waive the hourly fee after that so she won't owe me any money.
But first, answer me a few questions:
Whats your favorite font on the computer?
Whats the most exciting thing you've done this summer?
Say we're going on a road trip, where are we going and what are we going to do?
HB9:
Today - 1:04am
$250 an hour?! Who is she meeting with, Mel Gibson? There had better be a lot to the package, but if the hourly fee is waived, should I leave my expectations at the door? Haha, I kid.
My favorite default font on the computer is Lucida Grande or Tahoma. Never Times New Roman, it is a poor man's font.
The most exciting thing I've done this summer was meeting up with a friend of 15 years I hadn't seen in 6 years. Hmm, which was followed by almost dying in a car accident, telling it like i is to a group of players wearing blazers, a lot laughing, and a lot of idiocy. If I were to tell you the whole story, it'd be one long message.
If I ever agreed to go on a road trip, I would first plan a destination at every X miles and do something incredibly stupid/crazy. Because I'm like that. The destination is not important, it's what happens.
Your turn.
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What do I say next?
I'm trying to transition into a real life meeting.