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Author:  CrackingWise [ Wed Jul 01, 2009 8:49 pm ]
Post subject:  worst opener EVER (just for laughs)
I was talking to a girl on OKCupid and asked her for the worst message she's ever gotten, she sent me this back:

hay you are the one i need to get in Tuck with you wear are you at I'm in johnston ri i have my own place I'm 25 my name is mike I'm 6'3" dark short hear and hazel eyes i have no girl Any more so iv Ben called sexy so if you no whats good you wood hit me back ps i have a cat 2

I almost died on the spot.
Author:  Nik Fontaine [ Wed Jul 01, 2009 9:25 pm ]
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The worst I've ever heard of was:

"Do you raise chickens? Because you made my cock grow."

Oh dear. 8)
Author:  jurupa [ Wed Jul 01, 2009 11:51 pm ]
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At least they where original........
Author:  alisterio [ Sun Jul 05, 2009 7:51 pm ]
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The worst I've ever heard of was:

"Do you raise chickens? Because you made my cock grow."

Oh dear. 8)
That is actually pretty funny.
Author:  Nik Fontaine [ Sun Jul 05, 2009 11:35 pm ]
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Quote:
The worst I've ever heard of was:

"Do you raise chickens? Because you made my cock grow."

Oh dear. 8)
That is actually pretty funny.
haha, use it. Let me know how you got on! 8)
Author:  Absalon [ Mon Jul 06, 2009 5:34 pm ]
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I was at a BBQ party last weekend and I made a bet with one of my female friends, saying that I would use the following opener with some random girl. So I waited until the perfect opportunity: some girl showed up after the BBQ and complained about being hungry, so I looked her in the eyes and said (All C and no F):

"I'll let you grill my hot dog" (Sounds even worse in my language)
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