k so let me give u the background first.
This girl, HB9, is my ex. I dated her shortly 3 years ago and havent talked to her since. After me, she got into a relationship that's been on going for 2 years now and is still with the guy today (the guy is a huge loser and AFC). She broke up with her bf of 3 years for me the first time, so im pretty sure i can do it again haha. I called her a few months back and we talked for an hour or 2 just catching up then i texted her a little after that and we stopped cuz i think she was scared cuz of her bf. This is and probably will always be my only one-itis so i dun wanna fuck things up with her again. There is instant chemistry between us every time we start talking after not talking for a while. Anyway, i was bored a few days ago so i poked her out of the blue on facebook and she just poked me back so i took that as an IOI and used Whoopie's facebook method so after she poked me i sent her a msg saying:
me - Hey you know its not safe to poke strangers! I guess your parents never taught you that!
Her - lol you are not a stranger...
Now i dunno whether to just continue with the routine and ignore it and say "So if I would have like slapped you on the ass! You would slap me on the ass back because I did it first?" or switch it up and say something different?? Also, what could i say to make it seem not needy like "oh well its been so long that it sure feels like we're strangers". Please help me with any suggestions on replies or how to continue the convo. I'm usually not AFC but i dunno why sometimes i go into this AFC mode and cant think of easy shit like this lol. So yeah, any help with this would be greatly appreciated!
Thanks,
B.