That is a bit of a difficult postion for you. but when someone does that, you can't let yourself blink. i'd probably say something like one of the following.
1. "hi to you too. not reading my profile...hmm guess that means you're a meanie then. it's better that i know that about you now than later.
" 2. "hi, that's okay. i don't have anything against illiterates. you're people too afterall.
" then maybe follow it up with something like "so how do you wanna do this? sign language? charades?"3."hi... oh that's too bad. you'll never find waldo now"
when someone talks to you like that. you want to make a point that it isn't going to phase you and also that she will have to be the one to break the conversation. don't be particulary mean. but use some humor and act like you don't care what she thinks of you.
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