Admittedly, I'm not one to sarge online. But, this chick added me on facebook, and looking through her pictures I've never seen her before. So
a) she's seen me before on campus and stalked me on facebook (she goes to my university)
b) she randomly found me, viewed my profile, and added me
Sarging for me in real life is totally different I feel. If a girl approached me I would know how to act. For instance, I'm thinking in my head that this girl is confident for approaching me - now I have to be cocky/funny and remain 'uninterested' - I have to come over the top of her and seem like the confident one.
But online I feel it's different. Maybe she's hot like a described, but a little insecure. Naturally, I want to exploit this, make her defend herself and win her over by seeming like a really fun guy who's confident (but not full of himself).
My question is: how do I respond to her adding me?
a) wow. you're either an obsessive stalker or a serial killer - the latter would be of no benefit to me at all! i'm only adding you so if i see you in real life i can avoid you
b) i know i know i know... i'm the most charming and attractive guy on facebook, that's why you've added me
etc....
How do y'all repsond?
-QB