Heya, I don't usually sarge online, but every time I go on facebook some HB's start talking to me so sometimes I have to or I think I may as well.
So I thought, CAN'T BE ASSED with this online crap, I'll just go GM style. 3 transcripts from last night, help appreciated. The first two just stopped talking after my last comment, the last one the internet cut out. The idea is I want them to accept that we will have sex when we next meet up IN COLLEGE. Tough deal but I can't be bothered with anything else.
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Rafie
Hey yo, count me in the 3-some, as long as it's with another girl
10:11pmMellissa
hahaha lololol u funi boy
:P
oh it will be
10:14pmRafie
good girl. But, I don't know if you can handle me in bed.
10:15pmMellissa
hahaha pls u havent seen my skills:P
10:16pmRafie
Oh yeah? I dunno, you'd have to be pretty acrobatic. Cause I know a good place on the edge of college
;)
Next...Hey yo, count me in the 3-some, as long as it's with another girl
10:11pmMellissa
hahaha lololol u funi boy
:Poh it will be
10:14pmRafie
good girl. But, I don't know if you can handle me in bed.
10:15pmMellissa
hahaha pls u havent seen my skills
:P10:16pmRafie
Oh yeah? I dunno, you'd have to be pretty acrobatic. Cause I know a good place on the edge of college
;)Quote:
Maya
hey Rafie!
i met Chair-girl on the train today for the first time.
it's so funny how you two are COMPLETELY different
11:02pmRafie
HAHA, i heard she's very organised and shit what's the deal?
11:04pmMaya
i know! she probably can't do hip hop either, so you win
:)
11:04pmRafie
Hahahaa...do you think she's good though? Like I know i'm probably just being egocentric and prejudiced, but I swear their group looks so dopey compared to mine
11:06pmMaya
No, that's a fair point. I mean firstly, they're lacking brown faces but I agree, so many people were surprised at the current group..
At least they have an office hey..!
11:08pmRafie
Hahaha..yeah I guess. To be honest, I think so many people have had sex in there over the years and still are. I don't really know where that point fits in but I thought I'd put it out there.
11:09pmMaya
Lol you serious. I could think of better places but yeah if an office floats theyir boat then cool:P
11:11pmRafie
Haha yeah true. I've found better places since...where do you think is good? One of the girls in my group keeps asking for my key to the office...I know what she's up to hahahah
11:14pmMaya
Haha, you should charge =)=) hmm..i'm thinking those Music rooms..:p:p
11:15pmRafie
Hahaha yeah. Music rooms are good. Also PA ain't bad, nice and spacious but a bit skanky sometimes
11:16pmMaya
Uhh I can imagine.. :\:\
11:17pmRafie
It's alright though, when it's with me i'll bring a blanket like a picnic. Only, I'll have to charge you
:D
11:19pmMaya
Oh yeah;) and what makes you think you'll get paid?
11:22pmRafie
Haha, well my services aren't free yinnow! Repeated orgasms and no hassle afterwards in the form of sound secrets, 21 day money back guarantee.
11:23pmMaya
HAHA..we'll see about that. joker :p:p
11:26pmRafie
Oh yeah? Actually, I know a secret place on the edge of college with massive nice sofas...maybe some time later like now...when you're feeling really horny, we can chill, but i'll never do anything serious with you cause yuo should save that for someone special who wants commitment;).
hey Rafie!
i met Chair-girl on the train today for the first time.
it's so funny how you two are COMPLETELY different
11:02pmRafie
HAHA, i heard she's very organised and shit what's the deal?
11:04pmMaya
i know! she probably can't do hip hop either, so you win
:)11:04pmRafie
Hahahaa...do you think she's good though? Like I know i'm probably just being egocentric and prejudiced, but I swear their group looks so dopey compared to mine
11:06pmMaya
No, that's a fair point. I mean firstly, they're lacking brown faces but I agree, so many people were surprised at the current group..
At least they have an office hey..!
11:08pmRafie
Hahaha..yeah I guess. To be honest, I think so many people have had sex in there over the years and still are. I don't really know where that point fits in but I thought I'd put it out there.
11:09pmMaya
Lol you serious. I could think of better places but yeah if an office floats theyir boat then cool
:P11:11pmRafie
Haha yeah true. I've found better places since...where do you think is good? One of the girls in my group keeps asking for my key to the office...I know what she's up to hahahah
11:14pmMaya
Haha, you should charge =)=) hmm..i'm thinking those Music rooms..:p:p
11:15pmRafie
Hahaha yeah. Music rooms are good. Also PA ain't bad, nice and spacious but a bit skanky sometimes
11:16pmMaya
Uhh I can imagine.. :\:\
11:17pmRafie
It's alright though, when it's with me i'll bring a blanket like a picnic. Only, I'll have to charge you
:D11:19pmMaya
Oh yeah
;) and what makes you think you'll get paid?11:22pmRafie
Haha, well my services aren't free yinnow! Repeated orgasms and no hassle afterwards in the form of sound secrets, 21 day money back guarantee.
11:23pmMaya
HAHA..we'll see about that. joker :p:p
11:26pmRafie
Oh yeah? Actually, I know a secret place on the edge of college with massive nice sofas...maybe some time later like now...when you're feeling really horny, we can chill, but i'll never do anything serious with you cause yuo should save that for someone special who wants commitment
;).
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Sara
hey hey
10:24pmRafie
BOO.
10:25pmSara
u alrite?
10:26pmRafie
Always Sara, always. Actually I'm prepping to beat the shit out of this demon who tries to kill me in my dreams. She got beef with me;). You ever have nightmares?
10:29pmSara
lol ur rare yer course i do everyone does!
10:31pmRafie
Haha. Yeah. Though do you have a hot girl in your dreams who follows you around most nights trying to stab you, usually successfully and repeatedly?
10:32pmRafie
I mean maybe you find this erotic but despite my fetishes I prefer more conventional ways to make love.
10:33pmSara
who s the demon?
u are reli quite odd..who wld dream that??lol
10:35pmRafie
Hahaha, I'm very odd. I don't know. The demon is some hot girl our age who keeps stabbing me. Like I say, I think she should really stop being childish and show her affection for me with more conventional methods.
10:37pmSara
haha someone u knw?
kinky shit
10:39pmRafie
Nah, don't know her. Unfortunately. Kinky? Sara you're so bad!:P
10:46pmSara
haha so u wnt to meet the girl who is affectionately stabbing u??
u do realise i hvent bin to the gym recently at all all because of u!
10:47pmRafie
HAHA. No, but you're funny. I also have a sneaky suspicion you're not getting all my messages and perahps vice versa. Anyway, that's good you're not going to the gym, we can save the small talk for the bedroom. Kidding;)
10:51pmSara
yer ur probs right.. ur baddd lol and according to all my sources perv on all the lower sixth lol
10:53pmRafie
Haha, believe what you like, I couldn't care less.
I am bad, I agree. Although I do have standards, which does not include poor little lower sixth who think I am perving over them.
10:55pmSara
if ur referring to me i dont tink u are perving on me at all tarr
10:57pmRafie
Haha, well you're wrong on both accounts, I'm perving over you, but I'm not perving over any/all the other lower sixth you are referring to. JESUS. Some people.
I hate the word 'perving' anyway
can we change our dialect?
10:58pmSara
haha go for it wt shall we change it to?
10:59pmRafie
Hmm. Flobbleblobbing?
11:01pmSara
hmmm sounds slightyly scary lol
11:01pmRafie
Hahaha yeah you're actually right this time. Gold star for you!
11:02pmSara
cheers althouh i am blonde i do get it right sometimes:-P
11:03pmRafie
Haha:). Seriously though, this flobbleblobbing business. The difference is, you like to have fun right?
11:04pmSara
I do...yerss of course as does everyone..
11:05pmRafie
Yeah. So I don't like slutty girls, but I like girls who know what they want and take what they want. There's no need to hide it and as you get older you will realise this. That's where I come in, in more ways than one;). Damn, that joke wasn't bad eh? Jokes.
11:09pmSara
damn ur patronizing lol i never hide wt i wnt, i knw wt i wnt with stuff like this.. just got a bit screwed up recently
Why did the first two just stop talking? Hit their bitch buttons? And what's up with the last girl? Gaming online is weird, it's so hard to calibrate.hey hey
10:24pmRafie
BOO.
10:25pmSara
u alrite?
10:26pmRafie
Always Sara, always. Actually I'm prepping to beat the shit out of this demon who tries to kill me in my dreams. She got beef with me
;). You ever have nightmares?10:29pmSara
lol ur rare yer course i do everyone does!
10:31pmRafie
Haha. Yeah. Though do you have a hot girl in your dreams who follows you around most nights trying to stab you, usually successfully and repeatedly?
10:32pmRafie
I mean maybe you find this erotic but despite my fetishes I prefer more conventional ways to make love.
10:33pmSara
who s the demon?
u are reli quite odd..who wld dream that??lol
10:35pmRafie
Hahaha, I'm very odd. I don't know. The demon is some hot girl our age who keeps stabbing me. Like I say, I think she should really stop being childish and show her affection for me with more conventional methods.
10:37pmSara
haha someone u knw?
kinky shit
10:39pmRafie
Nah, don't know her. Unfortunately. Kinky? Sara you're so bad!
:P10:46pmSara
haha so u wnt to meet the girl who is affectionately stabbing u??
u do realise i hvent bin to the gym recently at all all because of u!
10:47pmRafie
HAHA. No, but you're funny. I also have a sneaky suspicion you're not getting all my messages and perahps vice versa. Anyway, that's good you're not going to the gym, we can save the small talk for the bedroom. Kidding
;)10:51pmSara
yer ur probs right.. ur baddd lol and according to all my sources perv on all the lower sixth lol
10:53pmRafie
Haha, believe what you like, I couldn't care less.
I am bad, I agree. Although I do have standards, which does not include poor little lower sixth who think I am perving over them.
10:55pmSara
if ur referring to me i dont tink u are perving on me at all tarr
10:57pmRafie
Haha, well you're wrong on both accounts, I'm perving over you, but I'm not perving over any/all the other lower sixth you are referring to. JESUS. Some people.
I hate the word 'perving' anyway
can we change our dialect?
10:58pmSara
haha go for it wt shall we change it to?
10:59pmRafie
Hmm. Flobbleblobbing?
11:01pmSara
hmmm sounds slightyly scary lol
11:01pmRafie
Hahaha yeah you're actually right this time. Gold star for you!
11:02pmSara
cheers althouh i am blonde i do get it right sometimes:-P
11:03pmRafie
Haha
:). Seriously though, this flobbleblobbing business. The difference is, you like to have fun right?11:04pmSara
I do...yerss of course as does everyone..
11:05pmRafie
Yeah. So I don't like slutty girls, but I like girls who know what they want and take what they want. There's no need to hide it and as you get older you will realise this. That's where I come in, in more ways than one
;). Damn, that joke wasn't bad eh? Jokes.11:09pmSara
damn ur patronizing lol i never hide wt i wnt, i knw wt i wnt with stuff like this.. just got a bit screwed up recently
Help appreciated.