Hello to all the sexy ladies currently viewing my profile.

If you are not sexy, as in 8/10 or higher, then please click the "Back" button on your internet browser. Or, press the backspace key on your keyboard. Thank you.

You can probably tell from the previous line that I am a selfish prick. But I'm allowed to be like that, because I'm really hot. Let's do a quick pros and cons list about me, to illustrate this point.

Pros:
- Good looks: half Italian, half Russian
- Perfect body
- Straight As in school
- Ladies man
- Everybody loves me

Cons:
- LOL!!

So as you can see, I'm cream of the crop. Now that it has been established that you are probably attracted to me, please read the list of traits I require in the girls I date below. If you are not attracted to me, that's okay, I don't need you.

Requirements for women I date:
- Must be 8/10 or higher
- Must be between 5'2" and 5'8" - STRICT, no exceptions
- Must be fun, exciting, adventurous, and dynamic
- Must not be weird, boring, excessively shy, or dumb
- Must "get it"

If you meet all 5 requirements, then you might have a chance with me. If not, there are plenty of lesser guys for you to try your luck with. As a general guideline, if I send you an message, then you automatically fulfill the first 2 requirements. But, if at ANY TIME you show me that you do not meet all of the bottom 3, you will be rejected.

Thanks, and GOOD LUCK.