Thanks. I got this opener from windowshoppingforwomen.com http://www.windowshoppingforwomen.com. Credit them.
Lots of great stuff there too.
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| Author: | Joshua420 [ Tue Feb 03, 2009 11:51 am ] |
| Post subject: | Guinness Man's Power Opener |
"After a rigorously brief overview of your profile I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind. Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories... you will always have a special place in my heart. your ex-hubby, (Your Name) P.S. You can keep the dog and I will keep the house in Hawaii =)" This seem innocent enough but this shit opens positive 95% of the time! Great stuff had to give it its own post. Good work GM |
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| Author: | Guinness Man [ Tue Feb 03, 2009 4:54 pm ] |
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Thanks. I got this opener from windowshoppingforwomen.com http://www.windowshoppingforwomen.com. Credit them. Lots of great stuff there too.
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| Author: | thisguy [ Fri Feb 06, 2009 12:25 pm ] |
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You are a legend, using this at the moment with great success! This is one example. This is an MSN convo after using this opener on a dating website on a HB10. Any comments, criticism welcome. Thisguy says:So what are you doing up this late letting strange men like myself harrass you? HB says:haha HB says:the court says we are safely divorced Thisguy says:No restraining orders I hope. HB says:and hopefully the restraining order goes in Thisguy says:Beat me to it! HB says:then im safe HB says:lol HB says:hahahaha HB says:so do u always marry and divorce total strangers HB says:i mean i take it im not ur first 5 minute wife HB says:clearly u have a string of the, HB says:them Thisguy says:Only cute ones, yes it is a bad habit. HB says:people that marry quickly have habbits of it HB says:hrm HB says:lol HB says:so what number am i HB says:be honest Thisguy says:hrm? Thisguy says:506,086,060. But who's counting anyway? HB says:haha HB says:me its my first marrige HB says:wait no.. HB says:thats a big fat lie HB says:i had 12 husbands at high school alone. HB says:3 on layby HB says:hahhah Thisguy says:You tart! How could you lie to me like that! HB says:a lie would be telling u i had never been married and not correct myself HB says:lol HB says:i corrected myself Thisguy says:True, I'll let you off this time HB says:haha HB says:its not upto u to let me off. HB says:boy HB says:  HB says:u renigged that right when u divorced me HB says:lol Thisguy says:Wow, we've got a feisty one here... I like! HB says:i do miss the make up sex me used to have thou HB says:that time in the den HB says:that was naughty Thisguy says:It was good wasn't it HB says:i mean i thought if was weird at first ur brother was watching HB says:but i guess hes gay HB says:hed never seen a girl having sex Thisguy says:The things we used to do to each other. *sigh* HB says:hahahahah Thisguy says:What? You got me, shit! HB says:hahahahahaa HB says:u live like a million miles from (her location) Thisguy says:No, you live like a million miles from (my location). Apartfrom me, you're not missing out on much. :p HB says:hahaha HB says:well Thisguy says:I'm just finishing up in the office, was checking my mail on the site and just thought I'd have a bit of fun and your profile stood out. I thought "better talk to this poor desperate girl cos n oone else will." HB says:(her location) is where its happening HB says:hahahahhaha HB says:sure u gota me HB says:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HB says:office HB says:dont tell me u run some smutty magazine HB says:all the horn bags with nice bodies do Thisguy says:Yes, unfortunately a bit behind in work so pulling a late shift. HB says:at least u have work ethic HBsays:or at least no life. HB says:after u divorced me im sure u had a hard time finding new friends HB says:with that body if urs Thisguy says:I think its a bit of both. No smutty magazine here, I sell real estate. HB says:hhaha Thisguy says:haha HB says:well HB says:i havent met a real estate agent who hasnt tried to pick me uop HB says:or marry me lol HB says:cheeky breed u agents Thisguy says:we can't be trusted can we? HB says:who knows ive never dated one HB says:i mean besides from the one i married HB says:one time Thisguy says:I bet he was a good sort, one might even say the best! :p HB says:i dont remember HB says:it was so brief HB says:wish i could remember anything but the sex HB says:THAT WAS GOOD Thisguy says:So you basically used him as a piece of meat to get rour rocks off when it suited? Bloody women, only one thing on your minds! HB says:hahaha HB says:he was the same HB says:I'd wake up to him screwing me HB says:before hed leave for work HB says:lol Thisguy says:What a good bloke. haha. HB says:i know HB says:awsome HB says:hahah HB says:u cant sleep with a thing like that going on Thisguy says:There's worse things to wake up to. HB says:definately HB says:i can thing of a few Thisguy says:So what do you do for fun in (her location)? I used to live in R(outer suburb of her location) when I was younger, that was a bit boring though, too far from the city. HB says:haha HB says:lots of things HB says:if i tell u u might wanna come visit me Thisguy says:So, duh.. you like..uh.. you know... stuff? HB says:cant have that youll be thrown in jail HB says:i like things HB says:oh and stuff HB says:and hobbies Thisguy says:Get that restraining order off and Im there. haha HB says:they r good too HB says:hahaha HB says:sure u are Thisguy says:Sorry to love, marry, divorce, reconcile and leave you but I have to go babe. You are fun! I'll speak to you again if you're nice to me. HB says:hope so.. HB says:u always on net at work? HB says:lol HB says:ill keep an eye out Thisguy says:Usually if I'm in the office. Thisguy says:Night babe. HB says:sleep tight HB says:x |
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| Author: | PatrickLH [ Fri Feb 06, 2009 2:34 pm ] |
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Quote: You are a legend, using this at the moment with great success! This is one example. This is an MSN convo after using this opener on a dating website on a HB10. Any comments, criticism welcome.
Thisguy says:So what are you doing up this late letting strange men like myself harrass you? HB says:haha HB says:the court says we are safely divorced Thisguy says:No restraining orders I hope. HB says:and hopefully the restraining order goes in Thisguy says:Beat me to it! HB says:then im safe HB says:lol HB says:hahahaha HB says:so do u always marry and divorce total strangers HB says:i mean i take it im not ur first 5 minute wife HB says:clearly u have a string of the, HB says:them Thisguy says:Only cute ones, yes it is a bad habit. HB says:people that marry quickly have habbits of it HB says:hrm HB says:lol HB says:so what number am i HB says:be honest Thisguy says:hrm? Thisguy says:506,086,060. But who's counting anyway? HB says:haha HB says:me its my first marrige HB says:wait no.. HB says:thats a big fat lie HB says:i had 12 husbands at high school alone. HB says:3 on layby HB says:hahhah Thisguy says:You tart! How could you lie to me like that! HB says:a lie would be telling u i had never been married and not correct myself HB says:lol HB says:i corrected myself Thisguy says:True, I'll let you off this time HB says:haha HB says:its not upto u to let me off. HB says:boy HB says: HB says:u renigged that right when u divorced me HB says:lol Thisguy says:Wow, we've got a feisty one here... I like! HB says:i do miss the make up sex me used to have thou HB says:that time in the den HB says:that was naughty Thisguy says:It was good wasn't it HB says:i mean i thought if was weird at first ur brother was watching HB says:but i guess hes gay HB says:hed never seen a girl having sex Thisguy says:The things we used to do to each other. *sigh* HB says:hahahahah Thisguy says:What? You got me, shit! HB says:hahahahahaa HB says:u live like a million miles from (her location) Thisguy says:No, you live like a million miles from (my location). Apartfrom me, you're not missing out on much. :p HB says:hahaha HB says:well Thisguy says:I'm just finishing up in the office, was checking my mail on the site and just thought I'd have a bit of fun and your profile stood out. I thought "better talk to this poor desperate girl cos n oone else will." HB says:(her location) is where its happening HB says:hahahahhaha HB says:sure u gota me HB says:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HB says:office HB says:dont tell me u run some smutty magazine HB says:all the horn bags with nice bodies do Thisguy says:Yes, unfortunately a bit behind in work so pulling a late shift. HB says:at least u have work ethic HBsays:or at least no life. HB says:after u divorced me im sure u had a hard time finding new friends HB says:with that body if urs Thisguy says:I think its a bit of both. No smutty magazine here, I sell real estate. HB says:hhaha Thisguy says:haha HB says:well HB says:i havent met a real estate agent who hasnt tried to pick me uop HB says:or marry me lol HB says:cheeky breed u agents Thisguy says:we can't be trusted can we? HB says:who knows ive never dated one HB says:i mean besides from the one i married HB says:one time Thisguy says:I bet he was a good sort, one might even say the best! :p HB says:i dont remember HB says:it was so brief HB says:wish i could remember anything but the sex HB says:THAT WAS GOOD Thisguy says:So you basically used him as a piece of meat to get rour rocks off when it suited? Bloody women, only one thing on your minds! HB says:hahaha HB says:he was the same HB says:I'd wake up to him screwing me HB says:before hed leave for work HB says:lol Thisguy says:What a good bloke. haha. HB says:i know HB says:awsome HB says:hahah HB says:u cant sleep with a thing like that going on Thisguy says:There's worse things to wake up to. HB says:definately HB says:i can thing of a few Thisguy says:So what do you do for fun in (her location)? I used to live in R(outer suburb of her location) when I was younger, that was a bit boring though, too far from the city. HB says:haha HB says:lots of things HB says:if i tell u u might wanna come visit me Thisguy says:So, duh.. you like..uh.. you know... stuff? HB says:cant have that youll be thrown in jail HB says:i like things HB says:oh and stuff HB says:and hobbies Thisguy says:Get that restraining order off and Im there. haha HB says:they r good too HB says:hahaha HB says:sure u are Thisguy says:Sorry to love, marry, divorce, reconcile and leave you but I have to go babe. You are fun! I'll speak to you again if you're nice to me. HB says:hope so.. HB says:u always on net at work? HB says:lol HB says:ill keep an eye out Thisguy says:Usually if I'm in the office. Thisguy says:Night babe. HB says:sleep tight HB says:x Playa  That ended up working like gold, and you had some great follow-up with it. Congrats
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| Author: | vital [ Fri Feb 06, 2009 11:45 pm ] |
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OMG.. I just got caught using this! She sent me a hyperlink to the first link in google search and commends me for my originality.. What should I do?? |
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| Author: | keerthisnehal [ Sat Feb 07, 2009 3:06 am ] |
| Post subject: | Check |
haha. that was fun!! however i have another opener from david d it goes like this. i was looking on the face book for old friends and i go like "look at all these poor lonely and desperate women"...and then i see u and tell myself "look at this poor lonely and desprate girl who is actually cute.." so i thought i'd write u and see if u are as intresting on the inside as u are in ths picture. |
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| Author: | Charlie0 [ Sat Feb 07, 2009 9:27 am ] |
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Quote: OMG.. I just got caught using this! She sent me a hyperlink to the first link in google search and commends me for my originality.. What should I do??
"OMG I told my friend not to tell anyone else and LOOK WHAT HAPPENED!"
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| Author: | vital [ Sat Feb 07, 2009 8:49 pm ] |
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Quote: Quote: OMG.. I just got caught using this! She sent me a hyperlink to the first link in google search and commends me for my originality.. What should I do??
"OMG I told my friend not to tell anyone else and LOOK WHAT HAPPENED!"I've been informed by male friends that men cannot understand the subliminal messages that women try to get across, so allow me to spell it out for you: YOUR A DOUCHEBAG! |
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| Author: | Charlie0 [ Sat Feb 07, 2009 9:42 pm ] |
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"LOL You're like a 4th grader. You just like me. I bet if you had rocks you'd be throwing rocks at me. Then you'd LOVE me." She'll probably not respond, but hey, live and learn right? For future reference, always modify material you read. Recall it and restate it in your own words. |
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| Author: | Joshua420 [ Sun Feb 08, 2009 8:29 am ] |
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Quote: OMG.. I just got caught using this! She sent me a hyperlink to the first link in google search and commends me for my originality.. What should I do??
Abort...lol Shes obviously too smart. Smart girls are no fun  If anything id write her just to give props on snakin me! If u do google the opening line of this, its scary what comes up. |
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| Author: | vital [ Tue Feb 10, 2009 2:19 am ] |
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How should I reply to this new chick: Dear Ex-Hubby, Thank you. I'd rather have the dog than house in Hawaii. I learned that material things can be replaced, while sentimental things cannot. I love our dog like a child. I'm happy we remain friends. Take care and I wish you all the best! Sincerely, HB8 |
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| Author: | Dirty D [ Tue Feb 10, 2009 1:31 pm ] |
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@ vital: I would use one of these ways to reply (or combine some of them): - Accuse her of taking things WAY too seriously - Tease her by asking if she always agrees to marry one minute men..and how much minutes she was on today  - Accuse her of being a pervy chick who's surfing the internet looking for dudes to take advantage off and steal their dogs against their will.. etc. An opener for women with hardly any profile info "Dear dude who set up this fake female profile to see what women receive, You thought you wouldn't draw attention to yourself..by setting up a profile with cheezy photos didn't you? But dude..don't you think an almost EMPTY profile is a bit TOO obvious when you want to pass as a normal girl? Either that, or you're a blonde lady that just discovered what the word "internet" means (A)" Why is this one so effective? Because: A) You're playfully accusing her of being a MAN, how much more could you bust a woman's balls? It's outrageous, challenging and teasing at the same time B) You're indirectly teasing her about the quality of her photos (and her lame taste) C) By accusing her to be a guy who set up a fake profile to check out what kinds of messages women receive, you let her know that you understand what kind of CRAP females get everyday: 20-50 messages that are needy or desperate (you're cute so add me on blabla@bla.com), cheezy (is heaven missing an angel?) or predictable (you're gorgeous) > understanding women can onto itself be VERY attractive because 99% of the men come across like they DON'T understand, so understanding makes you unique D) You're accusing and teasing her of being a computer illiterate blonde just in case she tries to deny being a man, which means challenging her to come up with a better explanation then "I'm a woman!" E) The most important one: around HALF of all the female profiles I saw online either is totally empty (because they're new), almost empty (because they're lazy or set to private) or boring (their profiles suck), so having a standard opener for it kicks ass! |
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| Author: | simplyraw [ Mon Feb 23, 2009 11:45 am ] |
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If a chick tries to bust your balls on that, either congratulate her or just blow it off. You don't really have anything to gain by trying to write something clever back |
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| Author: | keerthisnehal [ Mon Feb 23, 2009 2:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | there is always a way! |
wtf dude! common! there is always a way to come back and destroy a shit test! it all depends on how stuck up that girl is! from my experience, girls(HB6-8 ) who shit test dudes are the ones with least online experience! i mean, they don't get hit on too often to realize that we, as pua's, are different than every other guy out there. so these girls are just a bunch of wannabe's who are not used to getting hit on by guys that often especially on-line! thus they are not that hard to crack!however, if she still gives u a shit test after the 5th message, then yea! it is not worth to even talk to her! there is some serious lack of self esteem or problems with her trust issues that she has to deal with! always reply to a shit test!!! take on the challenge, COS THERE IS ALWAYS A WAY!8) |
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