PUA: Help! I'm being abducted by aliens!

HB8:lol,and where are these aliens from? xxx

PUA: Jupiter I think. I was just telling you because they were taking all the hot people in the world so I just wanted to say goodbye, lol

HB8:nooooo you can't leave. Fight shaun! FIGHT!!! xxx

PUA: They must have lost your invitation in the post, I could have sworn you were on the guest list. It was alright really, they served a couple of beers and had a bit of music playing. I met a guy called Jim, but he left half way through the night... I think he got probed. :O

HB8:oh thats not too bad then, kind of relaxed nothing too heavy duty, wish i was there now lol xxx

PUA:Yeah but you could have been probed, I don't think youd've liked that... I didn't.

HB8:i definateley wouldnt of liked it, so im glad i was left behind. poor you though xxxx

PUA:I still have the scars lol.

I've been chatting to a HB8 on facebook recently. We know each other at college quite well so it's not as if I don't know her at all.

Just a bit of backstory. This girl was complaining that all the guys just wanted her for sex, so my friend and wingman Rich, suggested that she go out with me, she was obviously thinking that I wasn't just interested in her for sex (I am but I like to treat a gal nice, not like the amogs she was attracting). So we went out for a coffee and whilst it all went well at the time, there seemed to be no spark or anything. We remained friends but with possible chances for something more.

Now a couple of weeks ago me and a Rich, my wingman were invited to her birthday party at this club it was a good time and I met someone who asked me whether I fancied this girl. He didn't, he was just friends with her, and a nice guy he was too. Anyway, we got chatting, and he said that there was one guy who went out on a date with this girl for some coffee and it was something big. I can't remember precisley what he said but apparently it was all big news. Anyway...

I decided to write on her wall on facebook the other day, this is how the convo played out.

PUA:Shaun, 19, me.
HB8:Yasmin, 18,
It was a good little chat, anyway my problem is how do I continue this next time I see her (most likely monday) ? Do I mention the aliens, do I poke her in the back and jokingly say she smells?

Help pleases!