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Author:  keerthisnehal [ Wed Jan 14, 2009 9:19 pm ]
Post subject:  ONLINE FEILD REPORT. Strictly for people wt patience to read

Alright the following is a whole section of conversation with one girl. its quiet long but intresting. enjoy.

Keith:
Hey, I don't think that this picture is really you. What, did you go to the mall and get one of those Glamour Shots done or something? Do you have a real picture?Like you at home raiding your fridge or something? Or do you even work out? OK, stop trying to fool all of us guys, and let's see what you REALLY look like...
Sarah
December 23 at 1:27pm
lol i do raid the fridge
........and i olny workout for soccer........
hah and i definately disagree with you
those arent glamour shots those are shots when u get bored and have nothing else to do shots

lol u tryin to call me a fat ass?
Kieth
December 24 at 12:17pm
haha fair eneough.
so you are a soccer player, eh. i can dig that.
You've piqued my curiosity, so tell me... what is your last adventurous thing you did?
Sarah
December 24 at 2:36pm
oh haha played truth or dare on aim that was hilarious
well........what about you?........who are your and why did u randomly decide to harass me ey?
i honestly dont mind cuz im pretty sure i cud kick your ass but
its not very nice what u did
Kieth
December 24 at 9:27pm
Wow only Nerds play truth or dare online! We have to
together sometime. One, So I can show you really how to
play truth or dare, Two to kick your ass because I know
your to sweet and innocent to put up a good fight.

i feel hungry. FOOD. i am going to makemyself a Quesadilla.
Sarah
December 24 at 10:17pm
lol well i set some rules...k?
haha i may be onnocent but im willing to taint myself to set u straight
hah i want bacon!
Kieth
December 24 at 10:36pm
i c. desprate situations call for desprate measures!
Wait a minute, you're setting rules already?
lol sheesh missy slow down. wait a sec, were you the ME ME ME girl in middle school?

BACON!! is amazing. totally goes as a side. huh. we can totally make a good 3-course meal. how good are your cooking skills?
Sarah
December 24 at 10:46pm
lol okay well i did crazy stuff not dirty stuff....gosh
and ME ME ME......as in all about me?........or as in pick on me so i can say the answer lol

i was the pick on me i have the answer one....and never all about me kinda girl.
Kieth
December 24 at 11:17pm
oww.lol. cool. i meant the "all about me".
crazy but not dirty! i get that. For some reason, something happened in middle school. everyone just became dirty minded people. trust me i know.
ow yeah .... how is your holiday so far?!
Sarah
December 24 at 11:49pm
lol..well i got the dirty mind....just try not to corrupt myself nemore...um okay i suppose lol you?
Kieth
December 25 at 10:54am
my x-mas was gd. so far. thanks. Omg have you ever taken a taxi down Times square? Last night I was with my friend Jessica on our way to this private fashion show thingy, and we're driving down when this burning taxi screams past us with smoke coming out of the hood!

you'r trying not to get more corrupted too. God. we are both the same kind. it's never going to work out between us.
Sarah
December 25 at 6:12pm
lol.........was there ever ne plan wed be together?!!? haha oh well opposites attract but same kind stick together =P

your in newyork? awesome........now thats a crazy story.i find it unbelievable....but me being my gullible self will believe it
Kieth
December 27 at 12:15am
same kind stick together!! we have too much in common. we will fight all the time. and then we will have HOT STEAM make up sex and then fight some more. i cant be in such a relationship. it is too emotionally challenged.

well believe it girl. that taxi driver must be nuts. or it must be like a chase in the movie TAXI. i love the french version of it. american one sucks.

Hey do you like kids? I want to get a xmas present for my little brother .... I think I want to get him a book, or maybe a darker version of KITTY. lol do they still have those? We should meet up and you can help me pick one out, I could definitely use a female opinion. Wait, you're not a crazy stalker person are you?
Sarah
December 27 at 12:41pm
lol haha....im sorry man its over i can deal with this nemore

um......

no i hatem. and no im normal as ...okay im not normal but im no stalker.....r u?
Kieth
December 27 at 1:53pm
lol You're adorable, so adorable in fact that I've decided I'm going to adopt you as my new little sister. Don't worry, we'll spend all our time together climbing trees and drinking kool-aid Very Happy Actually you do seem like a cool, down to earth girl so I'm gonna trust you and give out my number... (989) xxx-xxxx... send me a text today so I have yours and I'll let you know when I plan on going... and don't worry I have no desire to stalk anyone and I promise to never call you more than 562 times a day :p
Sarah
December 27 at 2:48pm
lol hahahahaha..........yeah i no longer have a cell...long story

so that means i can no longer text

omg u have made my life long dream finally come true

i have always wanted a big brother!!
Kieth
December 28 at 12:28pm
awww i have always wanted to get a big sister. gess i have to settle for a little one.
that sucks!! only careless jerks dont have a phone or loose it. the phone is like your life these days. your contacts, your phone number...the videos of ur crazy incidents...trust me in know. i lost it a couple of times!!
Sarah
December 28 at 6:26pm
haah so you are a careless jerk?...................dont say that big brither!
hey u going to x-celtonight?
Kieth
December 29 at 1:02am
i just got home. nah. i blew it off anyway. did u go? is it anyfun?
get back to me soccer beast!
Sarah
December 29 at 2:31pm
lol yeah i got thur a bit after 10
and i had to wait in this huge line but i got connections so my friend lemme in and cut the whole lina haah that was sweet

but well i only went to dance so it was k too crowded tho and lots of girls that tried shovin everywhere......but i stayed in one place and danced the whole time

im not gonna lie it was kinda lame tho
Kieth
December 29 at 4:48pm
heyyy. sounds like u had fun...i guess. a friend of mine, matt told me that there was no one supervising the dance. he didnt find a super long line but that because he was not 2 hr late...haha. so i guess it is going to be a blast on 4th. a couple of my friends are going. r u? u should come. i can teach u a thing or two about dance.

what r u doing for new year 
Sarah
December 29 at 7:07pm
the 4th?
well i was invited to someones house for a get together....but before that i was invited to a blacvk n white party...i think im goin to that wbu?

haha....and no ill teach u a thing or two.....which friends?
Kieth
December 29 at 8:27pm
my close friends abandonded me and are out of town. so i have nothing planned yet. i mentioned Matt, he is one of them going with me...ppl from my school.

ill be honest with you. if u can dance well, look hot and not step on my foot for more than FOURTY SEVEN times, then lets make everyone jelous.

P.S: did u just wash ur befor u took pic??
Sarah
December 29 at 8:32pm
lol yeah i just had taken a shower

lol well theres tons of matts
but oh well

lol.............im pretty sure i can do that........can u?
 
Kieth
December 29 at 8:35pm
lets find out!! the question is, r u up for it

Matt...? what do u mean
Sarah
December 29 at 8:37pm
lol idk yer the one who mentioned him haha

lol what day is the 4th?
Kieth
December 29 at 10:11pm
oww. i thought u ment a floor matt. lol. what came first? matt from floor matt or floor matt from matt? i ment matt wein AKA Little Matt. he is the little jewish, awsome skateboarder. do u know him?

maybe its on sun. i am too lazy to check.
Sarah
December 30 at 12:48am
ahahaaha..yeah i seen him.....i met him at meijers last spring ahahahaah i cant believe it haha that made my day well thats cool
its k ill figure it out from sum1 else
Kieth
December 30 at 4:02am
haha. Meijers...what was he doing there. yeah. he is cool!
oww. come on u should have a calender right. u should go. itll be a blast anyway.

BTW,i heard a girl puked in the hall during while dancing. is it true?
Sarah
December 30 at 2:08pm
lol well me n my friend were returning bottles ahah and him n kondwani came up and tried helping us.......i almost fought matt tho cuz he tried runnin off wit my money haha
but idk i ddint hear that or see that
Sarah
December 30 at 2:09pm
lol dude i dont even have a schedule or plan nething what makes u think id have a calendar
Kieth
December 30 at 7:23pm
feisty!!! thats cute. i wonder how u are on the dance floor...if u are still up for it that is.

nvm. drunk girls are troubled. probably a way for guys to stick their tiung in. but still eewww!
Sarah
December 30 at 7:50pm
hahah im up for dancing netime newhere.......mhm

woah stick what in where?.......woah!
Sarah
December 30 at 7:50pm
yeah thas gross i dont think so...unless it was at the very end after 12
 
Kieth
December 31 at 4:00pm
stick...?? what are u talking about..? u are such a PERV. maybe.

i know. but i am not going to stay that long at the x-cel untill 12. besides i dont want to stay there long enough and bare to watch shenanigans. i dont like to hang around clubs anymore.

U cannot believe what happened to me! I was outside of this club, right, and there was this BIG guy outside with a Mohawk. And he was arguing with this preppy little guy over something, I didn't know what.
And all of a sudden, this Mohawk guy CLOCKS the other dude-hard! Not only does he punch the guy, but he follows through with his elbows, so it was like a straight 1-2 hit!

And the guy who got punched just stands there for a minute, like his brain doesn't quiet realize what just happened, and falls straight back onto the concrete like he's stiff as a 2-by-4, and just lays there looking straight up into sky with his eyes wide open.

And everyone's looking at this just stunned . and this guy isn't moving, isn't blinking, and i am thinking "crap,he is fucking dead and i am a witness!" the cops showed up anyway and locked em up. but the sad thing was, they left their girl friends stranded. me and my friend had to take em to a restarunt and later to a hotel. we are lovers not fighters..!!

never the less, i am sure those boys would settle their argument in jail.
Sarah
December 31 at 7:41pm
wooooow when was this?

btw im not a perv

but wow hmmmm thas crazy the girls were just standing there?......hmm
okay interesting
Kieth
January 1 at 2:53pm
a couple moths back.

haha. ok u are not. but what was that about a "woah stick what in where?.......woah!" owww.! NVM

they just got there a momet after the dude wet down! what are u doing i that picture? nice dress!
Sarah
January 2 at 12:00am
haah.....nuthin........forget i said that lol

um well i was standing? ahha on my toes.....and looking back?.haha yeah
Kieth
January 3 at 10:33pm
lol..toes...1 is that the reason girls are greedy for more sshoes...? so that ur toes will look gd? cos that totally explains the attention to the details.

anyway, makes me wonder what kind of person u are... if u would be anywhere in the world where would it be?
Sarah
January 3 at 10:42pm
um im not all that big on shoes haha infact i dont where shoes unless im at school or places i have to wherre shoes


but um italy..or maybe australia.....or just here is fine
Kieth
January 3 at 10:48pm
wow. u are totally like my travel escape soulmate. although italy maybe. australia...i cant stand the heat. not mentioning their accent. the british one always rules.y italy though?

u are probably the first girl i'hv met that is not obsessed with shoes. wait u are a girl right....!
Sarah
January 3 at 10:54pm
lol no ima man actually............lol wow im def a girl.i think.wait lemme check.....
Kieth
January 3 at 10:56pm
aii..! dont spend too much time there. i knew u were dirty.
Sarah
January 3 at 10:59pm
...........lol
no way
im a girl thas all u need to know........ever!!
Kieth
January 3 at 11:01pm
alright hi fivee!! right. So what is something I would never guess about you, just by looking at you?"
Sarah
January 3 at 11:05pm
lol idk guess a few things and then ill tell ya
Kieth
January 3 at 11:11pm
ahh! so u didnt fall for it after all.lol. smartass.
Sarah
January 3 at 11:15pm
lol........i didnt realize u were trying to pull wool over my eyes
Kieth
January 3 at 11:19pm
totally, haha! i sold myself out...but lets be fair now i asked you majority of the questions now its your turn to keep the heat goin if your still up for it.
Sarah
January 3 at 11:21pm
lol whats your favorite icecream!?
Kieth
January 3 at 11:26pm
"lol idk guess a few things and then ill tell ya" umm! icecream. i feel hungry all of a sudden thanks to u. lol
Sarah
January 3 at 11:32pm
lol im eatin icecream
ha well my favorite is moosetracks...but plain is vanilla
u might like cookie dough or maybe blue moon idk really what is it?
Kieth
January 3 at 11:54pm
wow! u got one right! high five girl!! vanilla and chocolate will do. but ben and jerry's belgium dark chocolate ice cream will be freekin NICE! MOOSETRACKS?? i have never heard of it. what is it like?
Sarah
January 3 at 11:58pm
lol freakin amazing

Kieth
January 4 at 12:04am
oww. ya! how long can we stay at x-cel tmmro?
geee thats a lot of information. u r trouble. but works for me. i need to try one in that case.
Sarah
January 4 at 1:05am
lol.........i dont think im goin.....but now i wanna...i wana meetya

lol i know im loaded with info haha

haha n if i cant go tomorrow matt wein was there so u can ask him how i dance
Kieth
January 4 at 2:29pm
just go. what harm can 2hr do to u? it is never fun to ask a guy to describe how a girl dances. he is always going to manipulate it... dont u know this? Matt's a cool guy but thats it. he is a guy too.

i know too much data.i need to get my back up hard drive. but seriously explain what it looks like. the MOOSETRACKS.lol, impress me!!
Sarah
January 4 at 5:20pm
lol manipulate how?.......i think hed tell u straight up.....and i cant go im sick neways and i have to write 3 essays that im just now starting...plus a whole bunch of other shit i havent finished

mmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooosetracks....its only the best icecream u cud ever have.
it is creamy vanilla icecream. and it has real chocolate mixed in. melt in your mouth chocolate actually. its not syrupy chocolate and its not hard its perfect, smooth, chocolatey goodness. and then it has minin reeses cups and its such a pleasant taste when u get those. when u pop them in your mouth the choclate just melts and it uncovers the desirable secret of reeses. and it tastes so good. u can describe moosetracks with only the best words......scrumptious......delectable......heavenly.
Kieth
January 5 at 12:00am
oww. he is sitting right in front of me. what do u think he'd say?
common. in guy talk...everything is manipulated. if there was a girl fight...well it was more than that. u get the idea right.

sounds cool. arn't u the word junkie!! i am actually drinking hot chocolate now. i can relate. hmmm. mmmmmmmmooooosetracks.. buy me one.

Sarah
January 5 at 4:40pm
lol..........well then y dont u stand up and make a change dont manipulate things and be corrupt......that wud be nice.

n i got the right idea.......but that doesnt mean it was a huge manipulation.....it cud only be slightly....and u have no idea which way it is manipulated....biase....is very different with certain individuals.

lol mhm i had moosetracks the other day mmmm soo good
Kieth
January 5 at 6:12pm
hmm, well i said i wouldnt get the truth out of the guy talk. if ppl stopped talking then that would really be nice. sure i can stand up and make a change.i believe in using pure hard that defeat it all. but i choose not to. where is the fun in being nice all the time?
moosetracks... they are still a mystery.
Sarah Grimm
January 5 at 8:20pm
lol how old r u?
Kieth
January 5 at 10:26pm
i am 67years old!...okok. fine. that is a little over rated. i am 11.
Sarah
January 6 at 4:31am
................um........ok?
lol i know yer 19......sum1 told me

Kieth
January 6 at 6:00pm
lol.huh..someone told u? whats wrong with being 19...?
how old are u?
Sarah Grimm
January 6 at 6:27pm
17.....u go to el?............what grade?

nada is wrong
Kieth Nagaruri
January 6 at 6:32pm
lol i know yer 17.....sum1 told me too. I am a senior. did u think i was in college?

nada is wrong.....? what?
Sarah Grimm
January 6 at 6:34pm
nothin is wrong lol

and no....but i figured u wud be 18 or younger
Kieth Nagaruri
January 6 at 6:39pm
yeah!! if i was younger then u could boss me around?? u and ur evil intentions.lol.
Sarah Grimm
January 6 at 6:40pm
lol no cuz then u wudnt be my big brother.....duh
Kieth Nagaruri
January 6 at 6:43pm
so u want a lil bro? that is so cute. i always wanted a big sister though. sad i am not younger. huh! poor u. lol.
Sarah Grimm
January 6 at 6:46pm
lol..........i sed big............hahah wow
Kieth Nagaruri
January 6 at 6:50pm
u dont want me as ur big brother. i can boss pp around pretty badly. can u handle me?
Sarah Grimm
January 6 at 7:27pm
lol i wudnt take yer shit....yeah i cud handle u....u cudnt handle me
Kieth Nagaruri
January 6 at 9:05pm
what makes u so sure i cant handle you? i would make u get coffee 50 times in one day and i don't even like coffee that much. still think u can handle me?

On the wall, I poked her. then she poked me back. Then,
Kieth wrote
at 10:27am on January 10th, 2009
Hey you know its not safe to poke strangers! I guess your parents never taught you that! :)
Sarah wrote
at 5:35pm on January 10th, 2009
i poke whoever the hell i want

how was sledding this fine day?
Kieth
at 7:46pm on January 10th, 2009
U are trouble!haha. its time u had a brother who'd knock some sence into u!!
god dammit,can u believe i wore the wrong clothing. and then i had snow in my shoes and my face was frozen. but that all means that i was down and dirty in the snow!! i had FUN!!
Sarah wrote
at 7:53pm on January 10th, 2009
lol how do u accidentally wear the wrong clothes?.......haha wow
r u new to michigan or sumthing?!!?!?!? lol who all went?
Kieth wrote
at 9:21pm on January 10th, 2009
r u talking back to me young lady...lol. dude, i am new to sledding and "winter sports" so i wore jeans and a riddiculasly nice, leather coat. i gt snow all over me...in my eyes, ears, my gloves, under my shirt...was dirty. do u sled?
Sarah wrote
at 2:53pm on January 11th, 2009
lol haha i haVENT yet this year but duh!
haha your new to sledding?....its not that hard u sit on a sled and go
Kieth wrote
at 11:07pm on January 11th, 2009
duh! u should teach me then. the hard part is not sledding. this one time, me matt and john used one sled and we fell half way down. its the snow in ur face, ur shirt , ur shoes...it took me forever to get on to the top.
Sarah wrote
at 6:56pm on January 12th, 2009
lmfao...........wooooooow u got mad skill

Kieth wrote
at 11:16pm on January 12th, 2009
don't tell me your first time was better. i bet u took at least an hr to climb up the hill once u sled down. i kept falling down, it was hilarious.
Sarah
at 3:14pm yesterday
lol my first time i was a baby course i fell down
haha i still do

Kieth wrote
at 4:13pm yesterday
lol. u sled when u are a baby? wow! either u have huge dreams or ur parents must be riddiculously outgoing.
i am f tired. had like 3hr of sleep in the last 72hr. what r ur plans this weekend?
PS: u are still a baby! haha. shhh!!! its our dirty little secret.
Kieth
at 4:13pm yesterday
lol. u sled when u are a baby? wow! either u have huge dreams or ur parents must be riddiculously outgoing.
i am f tired. had like 3hr of sleep in the last 72hr. what r ur plans this weekend?
PS: u are still a baby! haha. shhh!!! its our dirty little secret.
Sarah
at 1:04am
lol duh im a michigander i was born to sled haah
um i have no idea i never make plans

is she hooked? wt next?? i dont want fall into one of her friend zone.

Author:  PleasantMuse [ Fri Jan 23, 2009 6:46 pm ]
Post subject: 

Dude, I hate to say it, but I think you're def on the way to the friend zone if you're not already there. The only advice I can offer is to try one more time at getting her out and if she says no, freeze her out for awhile and move on to the next. You've spent too much time on this one girl. Either go for the gold, or drop out of the race. Good luck, and happy sarging.

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