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| Author: | keerthisnehal [ Wed Jan 14, 2009 9:19 pm ] |
| Post subject: | ONLINE FEILD REPORT. Strictly for people wt patience to read |
Alright the following is a whole section of conversation with one girl. its quiet long but intresting. enjoy. Keith: Hey, I don't think that this picture is really you. What, did you go to the mall and get one of those Glamour Shots done or something? Do you have a real picture?Like you at home raiding your fridge or something? Or do you even work out? OK, stop trying to fool all of us guys, and let's see what you REALLY look like... Sarah December 23 at 1:27pm lol i do raid the fridge ........and i olny workout for soccer........ hah and i definately disagree with you those arent glamour shots those are shots when u get bored and have nothing else to do shots lol u tryin to call me a fat ass? Kieth December 24 at 12:17pm haha fair eneough. so you are a soccer player, eh. i can dig that. You've piqued my curiosity, so tell me... what is your last adventurous thing you did? Sarah December 24 at 2:36pm oh haha played truth or dare on aim that was hilarious well........what about you?........who are your and why did u randomly decide to harass me ey? i honestly dont mind cuz im pretty sure i cud kick your ass but its not very nice what u did Kieth December 24 at 9:27pm Wow only Nerds play truth or dare online! We have to together sometime. One, So I can show you really how to play truth or dare, Two to kick your ass because I know your to sweet and innocent to put up a good fight. i feel hungry. FOOD. i am going to makemyself a Quesadilla. Sarah December 24 at 10:17pm lol well i set some rules...k? haha i may be onnocent but im willing to taint myself to set u straight hah i want bacon! Kieth December 24 at 10:36pm i c. desprate situations call for desprate measures! Wait a minute, you're setting rules already? lol sheesh missy slow down. wait a sec, were you the ME ME ME girl in middle school? BACON!! is amazing. totally goes as a side. huh. we can totally make a good 3-course meal. how good are your cooking skills? Sarah December 24 at 10:46pm lol okay well i did crazy stuff not dirty stuff....gosh and ME ME ME......as in all about me?........or as in pick on me so i can say the answer lol i was the pick on me i have the answer one....and never all about me kinda girl. Kieth December 24 at 11:17pm oww.lol. cool. i meant the "all about me". crazy but not dirty! i get that. For some reason, something happened in middle school. everyone just became dirty minded people. trust me i know. ow yeah .... how is your holiday so far?! Sarah December 24 at 11:49pm lol..well i got the dirty mind....just try not to corrupt myself nemore...um okay i suppose lol you? Kieth December 25 at 10:54am my x-mas was gd. so far. thanks. Omg have you ever taken a taxi down Times square? Last night I was with my friend Jessica on our way to this private fashion show thingy, and we're driving down when this burning taxi screams past us with smoke coming out of the hood! you'r trying not to get more corrupted too. God. we are both the same kind. it's never going to work out between us. Sarah December 25 at 6:12pm lol.........was there ever ne plan wed be together?!!? haha oh well opposites attract but same kind stick together =P your in newyork? awesome........now thats a crazy story.i find it unbelievable....but me being my gullible self will believe it Kieth December 27 at 12:15am same kind stick together!! we have too much in common. we will fight all the time. and then we will have HOT STEAM make up sex and then fight some more. i cant be in such a relationship. it is too emotionally challenged. well believe it girl. that taxi driver must be nuts. or it must be like a chase in the movie TAXI. i love the french version of it. american one sucks. Hey do you like kids? I want to get a xmas present for my little brother .... I think I want to get him a book, or maybe a darker version of KITTY. lol do they still have those? We should meet up and you can help me pick one out, I could definitely use a female opinion. Wait, you're not a crazy stalker person are you? Sarah December 27 at 12:41pm lol haha....im sorry man its over i can deal with this nemore um...... no i hatem. and no im normal as ...okay im not normal but im no stalker.....r u? Kieth December 27 at 1:53pm lol You're adorable, so adorable in fact that I've decided I'm going to adopt you as my new little sister. Don't worry, we'll spend all our time together climbing trees and drinking kool-aid Very Happy Actually you do seem like a cool, down to earth girl so I'm gonna trust you and give out my number... (989) xxx-xxxx... send me a text today so I have yours and I'll let you know when I plan on going... and don't worry I have no desire to stalk anyone and I promise to never call you more than 562 times a day :p Sarah December 27 at 2:48pm lol hahahahaha..........yeah i no longer have a cell...long story so that means i can no longer text omg u have made my life long dream finally come true i have always wanted a big brother!! Kieth December 28 at 12:28pm awww i have always wanted to get a big sister. gess i have to settle for a little one. that sucks!! only careless jerks dont have a phone or loose it. the phone is like your life these days. your contacts, your phone number...the videos of ur crazy incidents...trust me in know. i lost it a couple of times!! Sarah December 28 at 6:26pm haah so you are a careless jerk?...................dont say that big brither! hey u going to x-celtonight? Kieth December 29 at 1:02am i just got home. nah. i blew it off anyway. did u go? is it anyfun? get back to me soccer beast! Sarah December 29 at 2:31pm lol yeah i got thur a bit after 10 and i had to wait in this huge line but i got connections so my friend lemme in and cut the whole lina haah that was sweet but well i only went to dance so it was k too crowded tho and lots of girls that tried shovin everywhere......but i stayed in one place and danced the whole time im not gonna lie it was kinda lame tho Kieth December 29 at 4:48pm heyyy. sounds like u had fun...i guess. a friend of mine, matt told me that there was no one supervising the dance. he didnt find a super long line but that because he was not 2 hr late...haha. so i guess it is going to be a blast on 4th. a couple of my friends are going. r u? u should come. i can teach u a thing or two about dance. what r u doing for new year Sarah December 29 at 7:07pm the 4th? well i was invited to someones house for a get together....but before that i was invited to a blacvk n white party...i think im goin to that wbu? haha....and no ill teach u a thing or two.....which friends? Kieth December 29 at 8:27pm my close friends abandonded me and are out of town. so i have nothing planned yet. i mentioned Matt, he is one of them going with me...ppl from my school. ill be honest with you. if u can dance well, look hot and not step on my foot for more than FOURTY SEVEN times, then lets make everyone jelous. P.S: did u just wash ur befor u took pic?? Sarah December 29 at 8:32pm lol yeah i just had taken a shower lol well theres tons of matts but oh well lol.............im pretty sure i can do that........can u? Kieth December 29 at 8:35pm lets find out!! the question is, r u up for it Matt...? what do u mean Sarah December 29 at 8:37pm lol idk yer the one who mentioned him haha lol what day is the 4th? Kieth December 29 at 10:11pm oww. i thought u ment a floor matt. lol. what came first? matt from floor matt or floor matt from matt? i ment matt wein AKA Little Matt. he is the little jewish, awsome skateboarder. do u know him? maybe its on sun. i am too lazy to check. Sarah December 30 at 12:48am ahahaaha..yeah i seen him.....i met him at meijers last spring ahahahaah i cant believe it haha that made my day well thats cool its k ill figure it out from sum1 else Kieth December 30 at 4:02am haha. Meijers...what was he doing there. yeah. he is cool! oww. come on u should have a calender right. u should go. itll be a blast anyway. BTW,i heard a girl puked in the hall during while dancing. is it true? Sarah December 30 at 2:08pm lol well me n my friend were returning bottles ahah and him n kondwani came up and tried helping us.......i almost fought matt tho cuz he tried runnin off wit my money haha but idk i ddint hear that or see that Sarah December 30 at 2:09pm lol dude i dont even have a schedule or plan nething what makes u think id have a calendar Kieth December 30 at 7:23pm feisty!!! thats cute. i wonder how u are on the dance floor...if u are still up for it that is. nvm. drunk girls are troubled. probably a way for guys to stick their tiung in. but still eewww! Sarah December 30 at 7:50pm hahah im up for dancing netime newhere.......mhm woah stick what in where?.......woah! Sarah December 30 at 7:50pm yeah thas gross i dont think so...unless it was at the very end after 12 Kieth December 31 at 4:00pm stick...?? what are u talking about..? u are such a PERV. maybe. i know. but i am not going to stay that long at the x-cel untill 12. besides i dont want to stay there long enough and bare to watch shenanigans. i dont like to hang around clubs anymore. U cannot believe what happened to me! I was outside of this club, right, and there was this BIG guy outside with a Mohawk. And he was arguing with this preppy little guy over something, I didn't know what. And all of a sudden, this Mohawk guy CLOCKS the other dude-hard! Not only does he punch the guy, but he follows through with his elbows, so it was like a straight 1-2 hit! And the guy who got punched just stands there for a minute, like his brain doesn't quiet realize what just happened, and falls straight back onto the concrete like he's stiff as a 2-by-4, and just lays there looking straight up into sky with his eyes wide open. And everyone's looking at this just stunned . and this guy isn't moving, isn't blinking, and i am thinking "crap,he is fucking dead and i am a witness!" the cops showed up anyway and locked em up. but the sad thing was, they left their girl friends stranded. me and my friend had to take em to a restarunt and later to a hotel. we are lovers not fighters..!! never the less, i am sure those boys would settle their argument in jail. Sarah December 31 at 7:41pm wooooow when was this? btw im not a perv but wow hmmmm thas crazy the girls were just standing there?......hmm okay interesting Kieth January 1 at 2:53pm a couple moths back. haha. ok u are not. but what was that about a "woah stick what in where?.......woah!" owww.! NVM they just got there a momet after the dude wet down! what are u doing i that picture? nice dress! Sarah January 2 at 12:00am haah.....nuthin........forget i said that lol um well i was standing? ahha on my toes.....and looking back?.haha yeah Kieth January 3 at 10:33pm lol..toes...1 is that the reason girls are greedy for more sshoes...? so that ur toes will look gd? cos that totally explains the attention to the details. anyway, makes me wonder what kind of person u are... if u would be anywhere in the world where would it be? Sarah January 3 at 10:42pm um im not all that big on shoes haha infact i dont where shoes unless im at school or places i have to wherre shoes but um italy..or maybe australia.....or just here is fine Kieth January 3 at 10:48pm wow. u are totally like my travel escape soulmate. although italy maybe. australia...i cant stand the heat. not mentioning their accent. the british one always rules.y italy though? u are probably the first girl i'hv met that is not obsessed with shoes. wait u are a girl right....! Sarah January 3 at 10:54pm lol no ima man actually............lol wow im def a girl.i think.wait lemme check..... Kieth January 3 at 10:56pm aii..! dont spend too much time there. i knew u were dirty. Sarah January 3 at 10:59pm ...........lol no way im a girl thas all u need to know........ever!! Kieth January 3 at 11:01pm alright hi fivee!! right. So what is something I would never guess about you, just by looking at you?" Sarah January 3 at 11:05pm lol idk guess a few things and then ill tell ya Kieth January 3 at 11:11pm ahh! so u didnt fall for it after all.lol. smartass. Sarah January 3 at 11:15pm lol........i didnt realize u were trying to pull wool over my eyes Kieth January 3 at 11:19pm totally, haha! i sold myself out...but lets be fair now i asked you majority of the questions now its your turn to keep the heat goin if your still up for it. Sarah January 3 at 11:21pm lol whats your favorite icecream!? Kieth January 3 at 11:26pm "lol idk guess a few things and then ill tell ya" umm! icecream. i feel hungry all of a sudden thanks to u. lol Sarah January 3 at 11:32pm lol im eatin icecream ha well my favorite is moosetracks...but plain is vanilla u might like cookie dough or maybe blue moon idk really what is it? Kieth January 3 at 11:54pm wow! u got one right! high five girl!! vanilla and chocolate will do. but ben and jerry's belgium dark chocolate ice cream will be freekin NICE! MOOSETRACKS?? i have never heard of it. what is it like? Sarah January 3 at 11:58pm lol freakin amazing Kieth January 4 at 12:04am oww. ya! how long can we stay at x-cel tmmro? geee thats a lot of information. u r trouble. but works for me. i need to try one in that case. Sarah January 4 at 1:05am lol.........i dont think im goin.....but now i wanna...i wana meetya lol i know im loaded with info haha haha n if i cant go tomorrow matt wein was there so u can ask him how i dance Kieth January 4 at 2:29pm just go. what harm can 2hr do to u? it is never fun to ask a guy to describe how a girl dances. he is always going to manipulate it... dont u know this? Matt's a cool guy but thats it. he is a guy too. i know too much data.i need to get my back up hard drive. but seriously explain what it looks like. the MOOSETRACKS.lol, impress me!! Sarah January 4 at 5:20pm lol manipulate how?.......i think hed tell u straight up.....and i cant go im sick neways and i have to write 3 essays that im just now starting...plus a whole bunch of other shit i havent finished mmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooosetracks....its only the best icecream u cud ever have. it is creamy vanilla icecream. and it has real chocolate mixed in. melt in your mouth chocolate actually. its not syrupy chocolate and its not hard its perfect, smooth, chocolatey goodness. and then it has minin reeses cups and its such a pleasant taste when u get those. when u pop them in your mouth the choclate just melts and it uncovers the desirable secret of reeses. and it tastes so good. u can describe moosetracks with only the best words......scrumptious......delectable......heavenly. Kieth January 5 at 12:00am oww. he is sitting right in front of me. what do u think he'd say? common. in guy talk...everything is manipulated. if there was a girl fight...well it was more than that. u get the idea right. sounds cool. arn't u the word junkie!! i am actually drinking hot chocolate now. i can relate. hmmm. mmmmmmmmooooosetracks.. buy me one. Sarah January 5 at 4:40pm lol..........well then y dont u stand up and make a change dont manipulate things and be corrupt......that wud be nice. n i got the right idea.......but that doesnt mean it was a huge manipulation.....it cud only be slightly....and u have no idea which way it is manipulated....biase....is very different with certain individuals. lol mhm i had moosetracks the other day mmmm soo good Kieth January 5 at 6:12pm hmm, well i said i wouldnt get the truth out of the guy talk. if ppl stopped talking then that would really be nice. sure i can stand up and make a change.i believe in using pure hard that defeat it all. but i choose not to. where is the fun in being nice all the time? moosetracks... they are still a mystery. Sarah Grimm January 5 at 8:20pm lol how old r u? Kieth January 5 at 10:26pm i am 67years old!...okok. fine. that is a little over rated. i am 11. Sarah January 6 at 4:31am ................um........ok? lol i know yer 19......sum1 told me Kieth January 6 at 6:00pm lol.huh..someone told u? whats wrong with being 19...? how old are u? Sarah Grimm January 6 at 6:27pm 17.....u go to el?............what grade? nada is wrong Kieth Nagaruri January 6 at 6:32pm lol i know yer 17.....sum1 told me too. I am a senior. did u think i was in college? nada is wrong.....? what? Sarah Grimm January 6 at 6:34pm nothin is wrong lol and no....but i figured u wud be 18 or younger Kieth Nagaruri January 6 at 6:39pm yeah!! if i was younger then u could boss me around?? u and ur evil intentions.lol. Sarah Grimm January 6 at 6:40pm lol no cuz then u wudnt be my big brother.....duh Kieth Nagaruri January 6 at 6:43pm so u want a lil bro? that is so cute. i always wanted a big sister though. sad i am not younger. huh! poor u. lol. Sarah Grimm January 6 at 6:46pm lol..........i sed big............hahah wow Kieth Nagaruri January 6 at 6:50pm u dont want me as ur big brother. i can boss pp around pretty badly. can u handle me? Sarah Grimm January 6 at 7:27pm lol i wudnt take yer shit....yeah i cud handle u....u cudnt handle me Kieth Nagaruri January 6 at 9:05pm what makes u so sure i cant handle you? i would make u get coffee 50 times in one day and i don't even like coffee that much. still think u can handle me? On the wall, I poked her. then she poked me back. Then, Kieth wrote at 10:27am on January 10th, 2009 Hey you know its not safe to poke strangers! I guess your parents never taught you that! Sarah wrote at 5:35pm on January 10th, 2009 i poke whoever the hell i want how was sledding this fine day? Kieth at 7:46pm on January 10th, 2009 U are trouble!haha. its time u had a brother who'd knock some sence into u!! god dammit,can u believe i wore the wrong clothing. and then i had snow in my shoes and my face was frozen. but that all means that i was down and dirty in the snow!! i had FUN!! Sarah wrote at 7:53pm on January 10th, 2009 lol how do u accidentally wear the wrong clothes?.......haha wow r u new to michigan or sumthing?!!?!?!? lol who all went? Kieth wrote at 9:21pm on January 10th, 2009 r u talking back to me young lady...lol. dude, i am new to sledding and "winter sports" so i wore jeans and a riddiculasly nice, leather coat. i gt snow all over me...in my eyes, ears, my gloves, under my shirt...was dirty. do u sled? Sarah wrote at 2:53pm on January 11th, 2009 lol haha i haVENT yet this year but duh! haha your new to sledding?....its not that hard u sit on a sled and go Kieth wrote at 11:07pm on January 11th, 2009 duh! u should teach me then. the hard part is not sledding. this one time, me matt and john used one sled and we fell half way down. its the snow in ur face, ur shirt , ur shoes...it took me forever to get on to the top. Sarah wrote at 6:56pm on January 12th, 2009 lmfao...........wooooooow u got mad skill Kieth wrote at 11:16pm on January 12th, 2009 don't tell me your first time was better. i bet u took at least an hr to climb up the hill once u sled down. i kept falling down, it was hilarious. Sarah at 3:14pm yesterday lol my first time i was a baby course i fell down haha i still do Kieth wrote at 4:13pm yesterday lol. u sled when u are a baby? wow! either u have huge dreams or ur parents must be riddiculously outgoing. i am f tired. had like 3hr of sleep in the last 72hr. what r ur plans this weekend? PS: u are still a baby! haha. shhh!!! its our dirty little secret. Kieth at 4:13pm yesterday lol. u sled when u are a baby? wow! either u have huge dreams or ur parents must be riddiculously outgoing. i am f tired. had like 3hr of sleep in the last 72hr. what r ur plans this weekend? PS: u are still a baby! haha. shhh!!! its our dirty little secret. Sarah at 1:04am lol duh im a michigander i was born to sled haah um i have no idea i never make plans is she hooked? wt next?? i dont want fall into one of her friend zone. |
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| Author: | PleasantMuse [ Fri Jan 23, 2009 6:46 pm ] |
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Dude, I hate to say it, but I think you're def on the way to the friend zone if you're not already there. The only advice I can offer is to try one more time at getting her out and if she says no, freeze her out for awhile and move on to the next. You've spent too much time on this one girl. Either go for the gold, or drop out of the race. Good luck, and happy sarging. |
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