Tonight I've learned how to get a girl round to my house without even having to leave my own seat.
Firstly you have to pretend that you actually don't want her to come round. In this case I wasn't too bothered if the HB came round or not as I have shit to do anyway and she is kinda annoying but big boobs nonetheless.
So if shes mega hot and you want her bad, fake it! Treat her like your bratty little sister!
Here's some effective lines I used to pull it off:
H@cker: "You can come round but don't expect much, I'm gona be working or sleeping."
H@cker: "I have an inkling you're mega hyper active and gona annoy the hell out of me."
H@cker: "OMG you better not be one of those crazy girls, I'm worried now, worried for my own sanity."
H@cker: "If you start annoying me, I'm gona show you the door."
H@cker: "Bring a book, there's not much to do here, I'm a busy guy."
H@cker: "I have an xbox, you can play on that or watch tv."
H@cker: "You can cook me lunch if you get bored."
H@cker: "Make sure to leave the crazy girl at home."
HB: "Can you pick me up please at ____."
H@cker: "There's a bus that runs from ____ to my place."
HB: "Bla bla bla."
H@cker: "If all else fails, get a taxi. I live here ____ _____ Road "
HB: "Bla bla bla.
HB: "Oh I don't think I can make it now, I'm undecided."
H@cker: "Oh thank god! I thought I would have to entertain you all day."
HB: "Are you a good guy, or are you one of those hmmm you know... those hmmm dodgy guys?"
H@cker: "lol yeh, I'm a bad bad man."
HB: "LOL okay I trust you."
Enjoy
